The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

*Shivering uncontrollably*

There are no words for the horror you are about to witness...

What horror? I don't taste anything weird... Though it was green, what's up with that? (<------- Drinks very likely lethal levels of caffeine every day.)

[Scarab]

*Shivering uncontrollably*
There are no words for the horror you are about to witness...

*Gives NeverSlender pillows* Now now, come on, we still need to get this roof up and then you can hide all you want! With coffee cake!

Hey, what's up with you? Why are you freaking out? Oh, by the way, Xana, how do you make this stuff? It's pretty good.

...Wooow. I think he's immune.

[The Finch]

Oh sweet, you have drinks for me! Oh, what's this? *picks up a glass of green stuff and chugs it*

*Shivering uncontrollably*

There are no words for the horror you are about to witness...

What horror? I don't taste anything weird... Though it was green, what's up with that? (<------- Drinks very likely lethal levels of caffeine every day.)

Wait... you aren't going crazy? Everyone else who has drunk it has!

[Sicon112]

Wait... you aren't going crazy? Everyone else who has drunk it has!

Crazy? Huh, no. I feel fine actually. A little energized, but nothing different from usual. (<---The important words are "from usual")

[NeverSlender]

Wait... you aren't going crazy? Everyone else who has drunk it has!

Crazy? Huh, no. I feel fine actually. A little energized, but nothing different from usual. (<---The important words are "from usual")

Great, your immune, while I saw Cthulhu.

[The Finch]

This thread should be called the "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors."

[Sicon112]

Great, your immune, while I saw Cthulhu.

Oh, you did? Well, say hi to him for me. it's been a while since he stopped by.

[Scarab]

Crazy? Huh, no. I feel fine actually. A little energized, but nothing different from usual. (<---The important words are "from usual")

*Prods you very, very carefully in the tummy* You're CERTAIN? Your ears aren't buzzing? You don't remember where you left your goggles after swimming class in the eighth grade? No tentacles with eyes...?

This thread should be called the "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors."

DO IIIIIIT!

[Lordxana0]

A nice relaxing room for people to hang out in... you know I need a t.v. in here.

[NeverSlender]

Great, your immune, while I saw Cthulhu.

Oh, you did? Well, say hi to him for me. it's been a while since he stopped by.

NO! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The Finch]

"On the 7th of October, on a normal day, much like many days, the human race encountered a dangerous threat to it's very existence and this threat appeared in the place where most threats do- in the innocent and most unlikely of places..."

[Scarab]

A nice relaxing room for people to hang out in... you know I need a t.v. in here.

We should! We could put it in the fort!

NO! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

No, Scion! No telling NeverSlender to go see Cthulu! I only just got him into the fort! He's TRAUMATISED (also we need him here to help build the pillow fort... does anybody have ropes and a small earthmover?)

"On the 7th of October, on a normal day, much like many days, the human race encountered a dangerous threat to it's very existence and this threat appeared in the place where most threats do- in the innocent and most unlikely of places..."

Ooh. HEY THIS GUY'S TALKING AND I THINK HE'S TELLING A STORY! *sits down to listen*

[Sicon112]

*Prods you very, very carefully in the tummy* You're CERTAIN? Your ears aren't buzzing? You don't remember where you left your goggles after swimming class in the eighth grade? No tentacles with eyes...?

I already remember exactly where I left those. Was i supposed to forget? I also remember the when I left the next pair hanging on a fence post at the water park seven months one week, and two days later, and I remember leaving the NEXT pair over at my friends swimming pool about 5 months and two days after THAT and the NEXT pair ended up in the locker room at the local high school hanging from the bar just to the left of the shower room door, where I accidentally left them after swim team practice...

Yea, you get the idea. I lose WAY too many friggin goggles. The next ones ended up in MISSOURI for gosh sake.

[The Finch]

A nice relaxing room for people to hang out in... you know I need a t.v. in here.

We should! We could put it in the fort!

NO! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

No, Scion! No telling NeverSlender to go see Cthulu! I only just got him into the fort! He's TRAUMATISED (also we need him here to help build the pillow fort... does anybody have ropes and a small earthmover?)

"On the 7th of October, on a normal day, much like many days, the human race encountered a dangerous threat to it's very existence and this threat appeared in the place where most threats do- in the innocent and most unlikely of places..."

Ooh. HEY THIS GUY'S TALKING AND I THINK HE'S TELLING A STORY! *sits down to listen*

Nah, that's the start to the musical entitled "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors!"

[IslaKariese]

*hisses at the room in general and snuggles with her Eldritch kitty*

[Scarab]

Nah, that's the start to the musical entitled "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors!"

Oh... no story, then? Bummer. *Goes back to the pillow fort*

Do we have anymore of the green stuff?

[Lordxana0]

For everyone driven insane by my drinks I have great news.

I just installed a pool table and a Marvel vs. Capcom two machine.

[Sicon112]

For everyone driven insane by my drinks I have great news.

I just installed a pool table and a Marvel vs. Capcom two machine.

I.... I don't get to play then?

[The Finch]

For everyone driven insane by my drinks I have great news.

I just installed a pool table and a Marvel vs. Capcom two machine.

>For Everyone Driven Crazy

GOSH DARNIT

(Upbeat 50's Music Starts Playing)

[Scarab]

For everyone driven insane by my drinks I have great news.

I just installed a pool table and a Marvel vs. Capcom two machine.

I.... I don't get to play then?

Aw sure ya do! You can be the Token Only Sane Man of the party! *Grabs you to the Marvel vs. Capcom two machine*

[Lordxana0]

Oh by the by I am hiring servers. Because this is getting hard to keep up on. To decide who I will hire we will hold a contest. Whoever tells the best joke wins and gets to do work for me... FOR FREE

[IslaKariese]

Oh by the by I am hiring servers. Because this is getting hard to keep up on. To decide who I will hire we will hold a contest. Whoever tells the best joke wins and gets to do work for me... FOR FREE

Why did the chicken cross the road??

[Lordxana0]

Oh by the by I am hiring servers. Because this is getting hard to keep up on. To decide who I will hire we will hold a contest. Whoever tells the best joke wins and gets to do work for me... FOR FREE

Why did the chicken cross the road??

Why?

[Adell]

To interrupt this joke!

[Lordxana0]

To interrupt this joke!

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