The Coffee Room

[Guyshane]

Sup guys. Just hangin around having finally joined this forum. But with that is the disadvantage that trying to join some threads may make me look desparate or that I may have missed out on some stuff.

Welcome Mr. Desperate take a seat and have some coffee made of absolute evil with a side of sparkles. Just joshing man we all like having fun here.

Good

By the way does this coffee of "absolute evil with sparkles" contain chocolate or hellfire?

JR you're finally here

[Scarab]

Sup guys. Just hangin around having finally joined this forum. But with that is the disadvantage that trying to join some threads may make me look desparate or that I may have missed out on some stuff.

Welcome Mr. Desperate take a seat and have some coffee made of absolute evil with a side of sparkles. Just joshing man we all like having fun here.
JR you're finally here

I dunno who that is, but I am GLAD to see him! Hello new person *glomps* Finally, somebody who has not quite yet been corrupted by the countless mind altering beverages in here... untouched by the strangeness of this pocket dimension world, still possessing all his facultires...

So we'd better fix that right now. Get him a glass of the good stuff and lets take him to meet the giant mutant fish.

[NeverSlender]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-

>sees what's going on
...
>slowly closes the door while leaving.

Wait, door? We don't have a door... Portal to Dante's seven circles of hell yes, but no door...

[Scarab]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-

>sees what's going on
...
>slowly closes the door while leaving.

Wait, door? We don't have a door... Portal to Dante's seven circles of hell yes, but no door...

Well there's ONE other door, but it's somewhere inside the giant mutant crystal fish cave under the pool, and it leads to a closet of trapped souls.

Not my fault, I might note.

[JRPictures]

JR you're finally here

Yep finally here and ready to have fun and be meta.

I dunno who that is, but I am GLAD to see him! Hello new person *glomps* Finally, somebody who has not quite yet been corrupted by the countless mind altering beverages in here... untouched by the strangeness of this pocket dimension world, still possessing all his facultires...

So we'd better fix that right now. Get him a glass of the good stuff and lets take him to meet the giant mutant fish.

*glomps back*

Man haven't done that in a while on a forum.

MMmm sounds nice i'll take that drink. And then we'll sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall. Why?

Cause it's fun.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh! A new guy! Hi there! *somehow manages to clap with the burning nukephoenix wings of awesome, resulting in a violent explosion for no explicable reason.* Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem! Here, have some Green Stuff(TM). Don't ask what it is, just drink it.

*hands a vat of Green Stuff that seems to be on fire.*

[Lordxana0]

Someone should totally make a companion post to this one explaining all of our inside jokes.

[Scarab]

Oh! A new guy! Hi there! *somehow manages to clap with the burning nukephoenix wings of awesome, resulting in a violent explosion for no explicable reason.* Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem! Here, have some Green Stuff(TM). Don't ask what it is, just drink it.

*hands a vat of Green Stuff that seems to be on fire.*

*Shoots a few ice bursts into the green stuff. This cools, but does not entirely extinguish the flame (ice wands are tough, but we're talking pure phoenix fire here)*. Must everything ALWAYS be on fire with you? I think we should give the new guy at least a few hours before he has to duck and dodge from a fiery armageddon

Someone should totally make a companion post to this one explaining all of our inside jokes

That... would be wise. Also an extreme undertaking.

[NeverSlender]

Someone should totally make a companion post to this one explaining all of our inside jokes.

We could probably take up a thread all about the many forms of IslaKariese.

[IslaKariese]

Someone should totally make a companion post to this one explaining all of our inside jokes.

We could probably take up a thread all about the many forms of IslaKariese.

You say that like it's a thing.

[Scarab]

Someone should totally make a companion post to this one explaining all of our inside jokes.

We could probably take up a thread all about the many forms of IslaKariese.

You say that like it's a thing.

You say that like it's NOT a thing.

All I'm saying is, you have this tendency to suddenly and mysteriously obtain glowing eyes and tentacles, or really sharp teeth or something, at highly inoppertune moments, especially when we give you various drinks from around this place. It's like a really awkward superpower.

[NeverSlender]

Form one: Ten foot tall Bride of Cthulhu

[NeverSlender]

Form two: Monstrous Nightmare

[Scarab]

Form two: Monstrous Nightmare

Form three: almost giant fish's dinner.

I don't think that was a form though, and it was a pain in the rear to get her out before the fish devoured her whole.
The Bride of Cthulu thing was kinda awesome... although I did freeze her.

[IslaKariese]

Form three: almost giant fish's dinner.

I don't think that was a form though, and it was a pain in the rear to get her out before the fish devoured her whole.
The Bride of Cthulu thing was kinda awesome... although I did freeze her.

Yup. No hard feelings, though.

[NeverSlender]

Form four: EldritchKariese

[Pixelmage]

Form four: EldritchKariese

Wait, I've been under the impression that the above is Shapeshifter's Default Form... Am I wrong?

[NeverSlender]

Form four: EldritchKariese

Wait, I've been under the impression that the above is Shapeshifter's Default Form... Am I wrong?

Nah, that would be Form Five: IslaKariese. Probably should have used that as form one.

[IslaKariese]

Wait, now you're all confusing me. What.

[NeverSlender]

Wait, now you're all confusing me. What.

That's a good question, what is your base form?

[NeverSlender]

Form Six: Kestrel St. Willow

[The Finch]

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

[IslaKariese]

*facepalm*

[NeverSlender]

Form Seven: FacepalmKariese

[IslaKariese]

Form Seven: FacepalmKariese

Do I need to pull out my paintbrush, Never dear?