The Coffee Room

[AMimsyBorogove]

Would a firestorm work?

[TidalWave20]

So what's his face joins the thread and gets welcomed. I join this thread, get covered in ants, worms, falls down an abyss into Cthulhu's lair, have my hair turned white, get eaten by Cthulhu and now hear screaming voices in my head. Nice. Real nice, guys.

[Sicon112]

So what's his face joins the thread and gets welcomed. I join this thread, get covered in ants, worms, falls down an abyss into Cthulhu's lair, have my hair turned white, get eaten by Cthulhu and now hear screaming voices in my head. Nice. Real nice, guys.

Why thank you. ^_^ (Trust me, everyone gets their share of torture eventually. Except me. That's kind of a running gag actually.)

[Pixelmage]

So what's his face joins the thread and gets welcomed. I join this thread, get covered in ants, worms, falls down an abyss into Cthulhu's lair, have my hair turned white, get eaten by Cthulhu and now hear screaming voices in my head. Nice. Real nice, guys.

You know... It's because this is how things work around here.
And Kariese still needs ink, so be careful... You can play too you know? You should totally send Sicon into the worm pit. Go ahead. Nothing bad will happen.

[Sicon112]

So what's his face joins the thread and gets welcomed. I join this thread, get covered in ants, worms, falls down an abyss into Cthulhu's lair, have my hair turned white, get eaten by Cthulhu and now hear screaming voices in my head. Nice. Real nice, guys.

You know... It's because this is how things work around here.
And Kariese still needs ink, so be careful... You can play too you know? You should totally send Sicon into the worm pit. Go ahead. Nothing bad will happen.

Yea... about that... that happens to be rather outdated information for... a couple of reasons. Not the least of which is my teleportation and the field of landmines currently between him and me which was mysteriously placed there overnight.

[TidalWave20]

Well... I don't know.... :T

...

-Pushes Pixel into worm pit-

Huh. That is fun!

[Pixelmage]

Well... I don't know.... :T

...

-Pushes Pixel into worm pit-

Huh. That is fun!

*starts swimming in the worm pool*
See? I told you nothing bad would happen!
*is pulled down by Cthulhu*

[IslaKariese]

*laughs* You're too funny, Tidal! *picks up teacup filled with a glistening red liquid* Now drink.

[JRPictures]

I think I drank too much.

*JR pulls out his pixel katana and starts slashing things without killing anyone*

[Sicon112]

I think I drank too much.

*JR pulls out his pixel katana and starts slashing things without killing anyone*

Uh... watch out for that land mine...*he steps on it* Too late.

[JRPictures]

Don't worry I have my own Lawgiver from Judge Dredd.

*shoots Hi-Explosive rounds accidentally blowing half the room*

I'll just walk away now to the bench

[Sicon112]

Don't worry I have my own Lawgiver from Judge Dredd.

*shoots Hi-Explosive rounds accidentally blowing half the room*

I'll just walk away now to the bench

*is mysteriously unharmed by the explosion all around him, which was definitely not because he had a personal energy shield from his Doom Fortess with him at the time, things like that don't exist. Don't be crazy.* Well, as long as sh*t gets blown up, I'm happy.

[JRPictures]

Well then *drinks Green Stuff(TM)* This is good, tastes like chicken actually. But you guys should try Blue Stuff(C). It tastes like awesomeness.

[TidalWave20]

Don't wanna drink... even though the voices are telling me too. >_>

[Sicon112]

Don't wanna drink... even though the voices are telling me too. >_>

You probably should listen to them. As long as you are here, horrible stuff happens to you regardless, so you might as well be blissfully insane while it does. Who knows, maybe you will be able to inflict some terrible stuff onto other people while you are at it!

[TidalWave20]

But I'm a good person... or I was...

[Sicon112]

But I'm a good person... or I was...

In this place, NO ONE is a good person. You are either evil, insane, or me.

[JRPictures]

Don't wanna drink... even though the voices are telling me too. >_>

You probably should listen to them. As long as you are here, horrible stuff happens to you regardless, so you might as well be blissfully insane while it does. Who knows, maybe you will be able to inflict some terrible stuff onto other people while you are at it!

Like how I blew up the place and started slashing things with a pixel katana.

Because it's all fun. Even though this fun involves violence and events that contradict itself in a meta way that causes what reality this thread is to become messed up as if this entire place was full of plot holes *Due to questioning the logic of this thread in his head JR's brain explodes. He then returns back to life.*

Hey guys, I had an extra life.

But I'm a good person... or I was...

In this place, NO ONE is a good person. You are either evil, insane, or me.

In that case I'm insane.

[TidalWave20]

-Takes cup of red liquid-

I'm scared...

[Sicon112]

-Takes cup of red liquid-

I'm scared...

You probably should be.

[JRPictures]

-Takes cup of red liquid-

I'm scared...

Don't be, we're all nice people here.

Right guys?

The two pan around to see all the other Tropers acting dangerous or look threatening. They then put their weapons and bad looks away, smiles and say in unison "YEAH" before going back to their dangerous business.

[Lordxana0]

Hey I am not evil. Name one evil thing I have done.

[Sicon112]

Hey I am not evil. Name one evil thing I have done.

Created this. *waves at everything in the general area*

Not that being evil is a bad thing, mind you...

[NeverSlender]

But I'm a good person... or I was...

In this place, NO ONE is a good person. You are either evil, insane, or both, like me.

Fix'd

[Sicon112]

But I'm a good person... or I was...

In this place, NO ONE is a good person. You are either evil, insane, or both, like me.

Fix'd

Hey, that was mean. I'm not both... *voice of doom* I'm much worse!

*returns to looking innocent.*