The Coffee Room

[JRPictures]

Hey I am not evil. Name one evil thing I have done.

Created this. *waves at everything in the general area*

Not that being evil is a bad thing, mind you...

Oh yeah I tried being evil once. It was fun and girls really digged the hot, dark stranger vibe.

But my Genre savviness caused me to easily defeat the hero and take over the world. Victory was boring without any conflict so I warped reality back to normal and turned good or at least neutral.

[NeverSlender]

But I'm a good person... or I was...

In this place, NO ONE is a good person. You are either evil, insane, or the essence of satan, like me.

Points noted. Fix'd again.

[IslaKariese]

What am I, then?

[Pixelmage]

What am I, then?

You are you. You know... To make both the good guys and the bad guys scream in terror... There's something very special about that.

[IslaKariese]

What am I, then?

You are you. You know... To make both the good guys and the bad guys scream in terror... There's something very special about that.

*grins from ear to ear* Aw... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me~!

[TidalWave20]

>_<

-Drinks red liquid in one gulp-

[JRPictures]

I drink some Blue Stuff(C) and dance. Cause I can

>_<

-Drinks red liquid in one gulp-

You'll be fine.

[TidalWave20]

What is this supposed to do, anyway?

[Pixelmage]

What is this supposed to do, anyway?

Oh... You didn't look at the mirror yet.

*the tea was good enough, Cthulhu let me come back*

[JackAlsworth]

What is this supposed to do, anyway?

Oh... I didn't look at the mirror yet.

*the tea was good enough, Cthulhu let me come back*

Oh, Here We Go Again.

*preemptively slaps self*

[Guyshane]

Right time to start chugging the Green Stuff(TM)
*Starts draining his glass of the Green Stuff(TM)*

[Scarab]

Okay I have no idea what I missed or what's going on, so I'm just going to sit here and randomly mix up the blue, red and green stuff and see what happens when you drink it. Because you know... science, or something.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Here, Scarab! Drink it from this!

*hands over the Holy Grail, which already happens to contain Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir (Also known as THE MYSTERIOUS PURPLE STUFF spiked with space arsenic. All of this also happens to be lined with nuclear-powered phoenix feathers, just for added mayhem.*

Hey, Sicon! If you let me into your doom fortress now, I'll get you a recording of whatever happens after she drinks it!

[Sicon112]

Here, Scarab! Drink it from this!

*hands over the Holy Grail, which already happens to contain Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir (Also known as THE MYSTERIOUS PURPLE STUFF spiked with space arsenic. All of this also happens to be lined with nuclear-powered phoenix feathers, just for added mayhem.*

Hey, Sicon! If you let me into your doom fortress now, I'll get you a recording of whatever happens after she drinks it!

Hell no! I already have cameras hidden in pocket dimensions and observing you guys through cracks in reality. I don't need you. Without you to get yourself killed constantly, there would be significantly less amusement from me.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*sighs*

Ah well. It's not like I can die anyway. This was totally a worthwhile/good idea.

MaybenotIregretnothing.

[Scarab]

Here, Scarab! Drink it from this!

*hands over the Holy Grail, which already happens to contain Grape-flavored Hourai Elixir (Also known as THE MYSTERIOUS PURPLE STUFF spiked with space arsenic. All of this also happens to be lined with nuclear-powered phoenix feathers, just for added mayhem.*

Hey, Sicon! If you let me into your doom fortress now, I'll get you a recording of whatever happens after she drinks it!

Hell no! I already have cameras hidden in pocket dimensions and observing you guys through cracks in reality. I don't need you. Without you to get yourself killed constantly, there would be significantly less amusement from me.

He's planned for everything, remember, Mimsy? EVERYTHING.

Oh well, if nothing else I can provide us with a few hours entertainment *drinks the stuff*

*Waits patiently for something to happen. Does not notice the veins in her arms starting to glow purple*

...This is dissapointingly uneffective so far.

[NeverSlender]

Hey Scarabbl when did you grow bat's wings?

[Scarab]

Hey Scarabbl when did you grow bat's wings?

Huh? What do you mean I don't have-- *spreads the wings and knocks several contaienrs of off the bar causing them to explode on the floor a la carpet bombing. Jumps away from the chaos and does not touch the ground again afterwards*

OH SHIT!

[Sicon112]

Hey Scarabbl when did you grow bat's wings?

Huh? What do you mean I don't have-- *spreads the wings and knocks several contaienrs of off the bar causing them to explode on the floor a la carpet bombing. Jumps away from the chaos and does not touch the ground again afterwards*

OH SHIT!

Oh, look, the microwave timer finished my popcorn at exactly this instant. What perfect timing. It's almost like I planned it... MHAHAHAHA!

[IslaKariese]

Hey Scarabbl when did you grow bat's wings?

Huh? What do you mean I don't have-- *spreads the wings and knocks several contaienrs of off the bar causing them to explode on the floor a la carpet bombing. Jumps away from the chaos and does not touch the ground again afterwards*

OH SHIT!

*blinks. smiles widely* Well, this is entertaining!

[Scarab]

Hey Scarabbl when did you grow bat's wings?

Huh? What do you mean I don't have-- *spreads the wings and knocks several contaienrs of off the bar causing them to explode on the floor a la carpet bombing. Jumps away from the chaos and does not touch the ground again afterwards*
OH SHIT!

Oh, look, the microwave timer finished my popcorn at exactly this instant. What perfect timing. It's almost like I planned it... MHAHAHAHA!

*Opens her mouth with the intent of cursing Sicons name*

C-C-C-CCCCC-C-C-clicK!

*Can apparantly only communicate via echo location clicks. Although new form apparantly also has the advantage of being able to spit purple laser beams. Uses said laser beams to burn a giant message into the wall.*

I demand blood. NOW.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Awesome. I think I just turned Scarab into a Vampire-thing with the power to destroy things by touching them- WAIT A MINUTE HERE. OH GOD, SCARAB, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLENCH YOUR FIST AND SAY THE WORD "KYUU." ESPECIALLY IF AN EYEBALL INEXPLICABLY APPEARS WITHIN YOUR HAND AS YOU CLOSE IT.

Ah, who am I kidding, we're all gonna die. Especially since I seem to have replaced her blood with freaking Hourai Elixir, making her more unkillable than ME.

[Sicon112]

Awesome. I think I just turned Scarab into a Vampire-thing with the power to destroy things by touching them- WAIT A MINUTE HERE. OH GOD, SCARAB, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLENCH YOUR FIST AND SAY THE WORD "KYUU." ESPECIALLY IF AN EYEBALL INEXPLICABLY APPEARS WITHIN YOUR HAND AS YOU CLOSE IT.

Ah, who am I kidding, we're all gonna die. Especially since I seem to have replaced her blood with freaking Hourai Elixir, making her more unkillable than ME.

Well, it's lucky that I already preemptively removed myself from existence. Damn, being evil gives you SO many resources.

[NeverSlender]

So as well as the Bride of Cthulhu, we now have the Bride of Dracula. Interesting...


FIGHT!

[IslaKariese]

*Opens her mouth with the intent of cursing Sicons name*

C-C-C-CCCCC-C-C-clicK!

*Can apparantly only communicate via echo location clicks. Although new form apparantly also has the advantage of being able to spit purple laser beams. Uses said laser beams to burn a giant message into the wall.*

I demand blood. NOW.

Well, I'm sure that Pixie is off gathering paint for me. Will that do~?