The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

So as well as the Bride of Cthulhu, we now have the Bride of Dracula. Interesting...


FIGHT!

Wait wait wait! We first need a good arena. It seems one was mysteriously built overnight! Look! *Points to giant area that somehow escaped notice until RIGHT NOW* Also, I've already organized a betting pool. With all sides rigged in my favor, of course.

[Scarab]

*Opens her mouth with the intent of cursing Sicons name*

C-C-C-CCCCC-C-C-clicK!

*Can apparantly only communicate via echo location clicks. Although new form apparantly also has the advantage of being able to spit purple laser beams. Uses said laser beams to burn a giant message into the wall.*

I demand blood. NOW.

Well, I'm sure that Pixie is off gathering paint for me. Will that do~?

*More lasers./ The air is beginning to smell like burned human flesh, which begs th e question what is this room actually MADE of*

Perfect dear. How much of it does she have. Need help getting more?

[Pixelmage]

*Opens her mouth with the intent of cursing Sicons name*

C-C-C-CCCCC-C-C-clicK!

*Can apparantly only communicate via echo location clicks. Although new form apparantly also has the advantage of being able to spit purple laser beams. Uses said laser beams to burn a giant message into the wall.*

I demand blood. NOW.

Well, I'm sure that Pixie is off gathering paint for me. Will that do~?

Surely it will... *points to a cabinet full of ink vials*
I even brought my cat along today... His name is Dexter, he does not spend his time in his lab though... He's tastes are a bit more... bloody.

[IslaKariese]

*More lasers./ The air is beginning to smell like burned human flesh, which begs th e question what is this room actually MADE of*

Perfect dear. How much of it does she have. Need help getting more?

*smirks wickedly* Help is ALWAYS welcome, dear~!

PS: it's he. We're the only girls, 'member?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Er, no. Instead of the Bride of Cthulu, we now have an extra-immortal knock off of Flandre Scarlet, the Sister of the Devil and Diabolic Wave.

This can mean only two things, ladies and gentlemen.

1: We're screwed.

2: Enjoy the BGM of your death. Pixel, I KNOW you will.

Here you go.

Okay, time's up, let's do this. Since I have the power of an EX-Boss as well as the nuclear energy of a Final Boss, this should at least be a slightly fair fi- Ah, who am I kidding, I'm screwed, but that means NOTHING!

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

*Lights self ablaze and dives at Flandre!Scarab in a wave of nuclear flames.*

[Scarab]

*More lasers./ The air is beginning to smell like burned human flesh, which begs th e question what is this room actually MADE of*

Perfect dear. How much of it does she have. Need help getting more?

*smirks wickedly* Help is ALWAYS welcome, dear~!

PS: it's he. We're the only girls, 'member?

Oh. Yeah.

YOU WANT TO TAKE MIMSY, OR SHALL I?

[Sicon112]

Er, no. Instead of the Bride of Cthulu, we now have an extra-immortal knock off of Flandre Scarlet, the Sister of the Devil and Diabolic Wave.

This can mean only two things, ladies and gentlemen.

1: We're screwed.

2: Enjoy the BGM of your death. Pixel, I KNOW you will.

Here you go.

Okay, time's up, let's do this. Since I have the power of an EX-Boss as well as the nuclear energy of a Final Boss, this should at least be a slightly fair fi- Ah, who am I kidding, I'm screwed, but that means NOTHING!

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

*Lights self ablaze and dives at Flandre!Scarab in a wave of nuclear flames.*

Like I said, I've created betting pools for all possible matchups. There is no reason for anyone to not bet. Because they totally won't get conned out of all their money by... uh... someone. Totally.

[Pixelmage]

Er, no. Instead of the Bride of Cthulu, we now have an extra-immortal knock off of Flandre Scarlet, the Sister of the Devil and Diabolic Wave.

This can mean only two things, ladies and gentlemen.

1: We're screwed.

2: Enjoy the BGM of your death. Pixel, I KNOW you will.

Here you go.

Okay, time's up, let's do this. Since I have the power of an EX-Boss as well as the nuclear energy of a Final Boss, this should at least be a slightly fair fi- Ah, who am I kidding, I'm screwed, but that means NOTHING!

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

*Lights self ablaze and dives at Flandre!Scarab in a wave of nuclear flames.*

*press play* *forget about the fight*

[IslaKariese]

Oh. Yeah.

YOU WANT TO TAKE MIMSY, OR SHALL I?

*Eyes glow red, grows fangs and claws* Oh, dear, we can always ShArE~!!

[Scarab]

Oh. Yeah.

YOU WANT TO TAKE MIMSY, OR SHALL I?

*Eyes glow red, grows fangs and claws* Oh, dear, we can always ShArE~!!

C-C-CCC-CCClicK! *Wishes somebody here spoke echo location because that totally traslates as You won't NEED to take bets*

I approve of this plan. After you.

*Uses wings as impromtu shield against incoming blaze, sending several fireballs spitting around the room.*

[Sicon112]

C-C-CCC-CCClicK! *Wishes somebody here spoke echo location because that totally traslates as You won't NEED to take bets*

I approve of this plan. After you.

*Uses wings as impromtu shield against incoming blaze, sending several fireballs spitting around the room.*

*glances at the echolocation translator he had set up* Well, they still need to take bets so that I can steal all their money...erm...Oh, screw it. *steals Mimsy's wallet as he flies by*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh great. A duel against an immortal anti-universe class Vampire and a Great Old One in Human form? Please! Do you think I'm afraid of such a low level conflict as that!

Exalted Personage ~ Advice of St. Germain!

*proceeds to gain a massive phoenix-shaped power aura and start teleporting all over the place spewing bending gargantuan waves of flames in ten directions each time he emerges from a teleport, then teleporting again, rinse, repeat as necessary. A gigantic firestorm and explosion ensues.*

*Also, HAS NO WALLET, YOU FOOL!*

[IslaKariese]

*grins madly as she lifts a bloodstained halberd from nowhere* NoW sMiLe~!!

[Sicon112]

Oh great. A duel against an immortal anti-universe class Vampire and a Great Old One in Human form? Please! Do you think I'm afraid of such a low level conflict as that!

Exalted Personage ~ Advice of St. Germain!

*proceeds to gain a massive phoenix-shaped power aura and start teleporting all over the place spewing bending gargantuan waves of flames in ten directions each time he emerges from a teleport, then teleporting again, rinse, repeat as necessary. A gigantic firestorm and explosion ensues.*

*Also, HAS NO WALLET, YOU FOOL!*

I knew that. Which is why I put all of your money into one, then slipped it into your pocket so that I could steal it for a gag when no one took bets, JUST. AS. PLANNED. *Yay Complexity Addiction*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Err... that might have worked, except I have no MONEY either.

[Sicon112]

Err... that might have worked, except I have no MONEY either.

Which is why I stole Scarab's money after she was distracted by her new transformation and gave it to you.

[IslaKariese]

*growls and arches as large red and black tentacles sprout from her back and lift her into the air, and lifts a more mutated giant bloody halberd*

DoN't IgNoRe Me~!!

[Sicon112]

*growls and arches as large red and black tentacles sprout from her back and lift her into the air, and lifts a more mutated giant bloody halberd* DoN't IgNoRe Me~!!

Oh, OK, I'll steal your money too then. Just gimme a sec...

[NeverSlender]

*growls and arches as large red and black tentacles sprout from her back and lift her into the air, and lifts a more mutated giant bloody halberd*

DoN't IgNoRe Me~!!

Can anyone else hear something?

[AMimsyBorogove]

I can't, mostly because I'm too busy BURNING EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!

*continues a flurry of teleporting fire beam spam everywhere, including and especially in Isla and Scarab's faces*

[IslaKariese]

*sends the blade crashing down onto Mimsy's head, angered by the pathetic attempts to fry her to a crisp*

[NeverSlender]

I can't, mostly because I'm too busy BURNING EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!

*continues a flurry of teleporting fire beam spam everywhere, including and especially in Isla and Scarab's faces*

Don't be stupid. There faces mutated away a loooooong time ago.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*deflects with the burning phoenix aura behind self, and responds with a grin and a barrage of nuclear fire-splosions at point blank.*

A valid point, Slender. Okay, new objective! BURN FACES INTO THEM, SO I CAN MELT THEM OFF AGAIN!

[Scarab]

Err... that might have worked, except I have no MONEY either.

Which is why I stole Scarab's money after she was distracted by her new transformation and gave it to you.

C-C-C-CCCCC-CK Translation: I'll get it back later.

*Slams through the Phoenix fire and manages to pinpoint him mid teleportation. Fires purple flame, wings flashing in a thousans colours.*

Show ISLA more RESPECT Mimsy. All she WANTS is your BLOOD...hear what?

*growls and arches as large red and black tentacles sprout from her back and lift her into the air, and lifts a more mutated giant bloody halberd*
DoN't IgNoRe Me~!!

Can anyone else hear something?

*looks around curiously*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Oh crap face ensues as Scarab attacks from behind while he's busy blowing up Isla... Followed by Light Yagami smirk as he overloads his own energy and violently explodes, incinerating both of them while causing them both to hit each other instead. Follows up with voice of doom from everywhere while a phoenix symbol appears below them and the flames around them form into bullets...*

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Possessed By Phoenix.

*Omnidirectional rain of nuclear fire from all sides ensues.*