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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:03 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Which is why I stole Scarab's money after she was distracted by her new transformation and gave it to you.


C-C-C-CCCCC-CK Translation: I'll get it back later.


No you wont, because I already invested it in all sorts of evil schemes, meaning I don't technically HAVE it anymore.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:06 pm
by Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Oh crap face ensues as Scarab attacks from behind while he's busy blowing up Isla... Followed by Light Yagami smirk as he overloads his own energy and violently explodes, incinerating both of them while causing them both to hit each other instead. Follows up with voice of doom from everywhere while a phoenix symbol appears below them and the flames around them form into bullets...*
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Possessed By Phoenix.
*Omnidirectional rain of nuclear fire from all sides ensues.*

*slams right into Isla at roughly twenty miles an hour*

-C-C-CK! (translation: SHIT!)

*Lifts wings in a shield for them both, glass armour plating with the strength of titanium. Probably not enough, but it'll do for now. Alas poor Pillow fort. Let's just give up on rebuilding that thing*

C-C-CC-CCC! (Translation: you want blood from a Phoenix Isla? We're gonna have to try HARDER.)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:08 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Fools! Everyone knows that barriers don't work against danmaku! >=D Besides, you do realize that my flames just spawn direct on your location, right? They just bypass your silly shields anyway.

Better start dodging, or else you're gonna have a whole lot more than just graze points. :twisted:

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:10 pm
by IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:*slams right into Isla at roughly twenty miles an hour*

-C-C-CK! (translation: SHIT!)

*Lifts wings in a shield for them both, glass armour plating with the strength of titanium. Probably not enough, but it'll do for now. Alas poor Pillow fort. Let's just give up on rebuilding that thing*

C-C-CC-CCC! (Translation: you want blood from a Phoenix Isla? We're gonna have to try HARDER.)

*smirks* My ThOuGhTs ExAcTlY~!! *Takes a deep breath a blows hard, freezing each and every bullet while turning them all into large poisonous fangs and directing them back at him*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:13 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Err... Nice try, but I haven't actually respawned yet. You just blew up the swimming pool and made the guardian fish mad.

Did I mention that was only the first stage of that spell card? This one's a survival type. Good luck timing it out! ^^

*Phoenix familiars appear around them, then explode into massive showers of ridiculously fast bullets at point blank, too quick to be frozen. Just as planned.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:15 pm
by IslaKariese
*hisses and grabs onto Scarab, teleporting them both out of range*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:18 pm
by Pixelmage
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Err... Nice try, but I haven't actually respawned yet. You just blew up the swimming pool and made the guardian fish mad.

Did I mention that was only the first stage of that spell card? This one's a survival type. Good luck timing it out! ^^

*Phoenix familiars appear around them, then explode into massive showers of ridiculously fast bullets at point blank, too quick to be frozen. Just as planned.*


*still listening to the music and igonoring the mess. Graze Points raising.(well, all the recommended links at any rate)*
Why did we let a Touhou character in here any way? Now we have potentially TWO of them... I'll just send my cat home, he won't survive long here... *cat teleports out*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:21 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:*hisses and grabs onto Scarab, teleporting them both out of range*


C-C-C-C-CK. (The lasers are boring and they won't help us. Let's try this my way.)

Pulls out the ice wand, closes a... um... claw around the light blue crystal and shatters it in her grip, tossing some of the crystals to Isla while swallowing the rest* , watches the veins in her skin turn from purple to blue, cracking with cold static.

(He's a Phoenix, right? Fire. Ice. we can wait him out. Sooner or later he'll respawn)

Points down at the swimming pool, irrergardless of the giant mutant fish guardian, and drags the water upwards like a cyclone, petters with lethal shards of ice.

Pixelmage wrote:*still listening to the music and igonoring the mess. Graze Points raising.(well, all the recommended links at any rate)*
Why did we let a Touhou character in here any way? Now we have potentially TWO of them... I'll just send my cat home, he won't survive long here... *cat teleports out*


If it helps Scarab does't KNOW Touhou, she's done a few moments rsearch on the character and is now making shit up as she goes. It's working so far.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:23 pm
by NeverSlender
Fire melts ice...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:25 pm
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:Fire melts ice...


Yeah, but melted ice makes water, water is still pretty much under the control of this *waves the shattered wand* and Isla doesn't care either way.

You're tryin' to apply logic to the coffee room?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:25 pm
by IslaKariese
NeverSlender wrote:Fire melts ice...

Oh~? ArE yOu JoInInG tHe FiGhT, tHeN~!?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:26 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Fire melts ice...


Yeah, but melted ice makes water, water is still pretty much under the control of this *waves the shattered wand* and Isla doesn't care either way.

You're tryin' to apply logic to the coffee room?


It's called trolling dear.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:26 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Nice try again, but I believe I've told you this already. The bullets spawn in on your location! You can't escape, no matter how far you run! :twisted: As for your little ice field, your elemental rock paper scissors is a little off. I ate a freakin' nuke. This isn't just any fire, this is the ultimate energy that will burn up every Human, Ghost, and- Oh, screw the Utsuho quotes, the point is, trying to freeze this will just melt your silly ice, and evaporate your water too. Now then, watch as I tear your shield apart! DISAPPEAR INTO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

*Phoenix symbol follows them, causing nuclear explosions to erupt like volcanoes all around them, massive tidal waves of flames closing in on the two, bashing against the ice-tornado and beginning to overpower it in an epic beamstruggle o' doom.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:29 pm
by Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Nice try again, but I believe I've told you this already. The bullets spawn in on your location! You can't escape, no matter how far you run! :twisted: As for your little ice field, your elemental rock paper scissors is a little off. I ate a freakin' nuke. This isn't just any fire, this is the ultimate energy that will burn up every Human, Ghost, and- Oh, screw the Utsuho quotes, the point is, trying to freeze this will just melt your silly ice, and evaporate your water too. Now then, watch as I tear your shield apart! DISAPPEAR INTO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

*Phoenix symbol follows them, causing nuclear explosions to erupt like volcanoes all around them, massive tidal waves of flames closing in on the two, bashing against the ice-tornado and beginning to overpower it in an epic beamstruggle o' doom.*


Once again, there is no more coffee room. :evil:

*Watches the veins disintergrate under nuclear fire in her skin and feels glad this room has some kind of respawning ability all of it's own* ...Fuck, I suck at this.

NeverSlender wrote:It's called trolling dear.

Troll him for a change, we're vastly outmatched by that guy.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:32 pm
by IslaKariese
*growls, maddened, and shrieks into the atmosphere, obliterating everything in it's path*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:32 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:It's called trolling dear.

Troll him for a change, we're vastly outmatched by that guy.


Hey, I'M trolling him. I'm also trolling you though, so...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:34 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:It's called trolling dear.

Troll him for a change, we're vastly outmatched by that guy.


Hey, I'M trolling him. I'm also trolling you though, so...


I'm trolling most people.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:35 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*Spell breaks while I respawn, somehow having acquired a cup of green stuff in the process.*

Err... you do realize you have the power to destroy things at will now, right? I'm just desperately nuking everything in an attempt to blow up everything before you can. Anyway, something important has just come up, so it looks like I'll have to call this fight short. NEET mode activate!

*boop*

:geek:

AND AWAY!

*flies off into a massive inferno and vanishes.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:36 pm
by Sicon112
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Spell breaks while I respawn, somehow having acquired a cup of green stuff in the process.*

Err... you do realize you have the power to destroy things at will now, right? I'm just desperately nuking everything in an attempt to blow up everything before you can. Anyway, something important has just come up, so it looks like I'll have to call this fight short. NEET mode activate!

*boop*

:geek:

AND AWAY!

*flies off into a massive inferno and vanishes.*


Translation: our inner MMO gamers have just forced us to shell out 60$ to buy Guild Wars II. Knowing us, we will probably complete practically everything in the next week, though this ARG may slow that down a bit...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:37 pm
by Scarab
IslaKariese wrote:*growls, maddened, and shrieks into the atmosphere, obliterating everything in it's path*


*Shields self... hey at least the wings protect her against THAT attack* Watch where you're shooting, dear, we need the blood afterwards

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:It's called trolling dear.

Troll him for a change, we're vastly outmatched by that guy.

Hey, I'M trolling him. I'm also trolling you though, so...


Yeah but you're ALWAYS trolling somebody, so we're kinda used to it.

*decides to just say 'eff it' and begins using the water from the swimming pool (and a somewhat bewidlered mutant fish guard) to freeze everything in the room. It's not enough to stop nuclear fire, but it's fun anyway.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:39 pm
by Sicon112
Off to buy another game and... *My brother walks past me IRL saying, "COME BROTHER! IT IS TIME TO BUY ALL OF THE EVERYTHING!"* Riiiiiiiiiight. Yea. Be back in fifteen minutes or so...

*Yes, he seriously did that JUST then*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:40 pm
by Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:Off to buy another game and... *My brother walks past me IRL saying, "COME BROTHER! IT IS TIME TO BUY ALL OF THE EVERYTHING!"* Riiiiiiiiiight. Yea. Be back in fifteen minutes or so...

*Yes, he seriously did that JUST then*


Is this an advantage, or a DISadvantage of having your brother on the same forum ARG as you?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:40 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Off to buy another game and... *My brother walks past me IRL saying, "COME BROTHER! IT IS TIME TO BUY ALL OF THE EVERYTHING!"* Riiiiiiiiiight. Yea. Be back in fifteen minutes or so...

*Yes, he seriously did that JUST then*


Is this an advantage, or a DISadvantage of having your brother on the same forum ARG as you?


He's completely batsh*t regardless, so I have no clue...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:27 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Okay, I'm back. I've got time to kill while this installs, so I figured I'd drop back in.

Woah. Everything is simultaneously frozen and burning. This is pretty cool.

*sips green stuff nonchalantly while hovering over the destruction on teh burning wings of awesome.*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:43 pm
by Lordxana0
*looks around* what happened?