The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

One minute...

*takes out mecha finch's batteries and climbs on top of its head*

Done.

That also qualifies as cheating, I'm pretty sure, but what the hell a bet's a bet *throws you five bucks*.

"200 Yojana In One Slash" *flies to the top of Finchzilla's head at a quarter of the speed of light* Done.

That COUNTS as flying, Sicon.

[Victin]

I DON'T LIKE THIS PLAYING OF YOURS SON
*hits MechaGodzilla in heart with knife*

[Sicon112]

"200 Yojana In One Slash" *flies to the top of Finchzilla's head at a quarter of the speed of light* Done.

That COUNTS as flying, Sicon.

Not really. It just counts as getting enough acceleration to ignore the affects of gravity.

*appears behind her with a threatening aura and a katana half drawn* That's technically not flight. Just launching. Would you like me to show you?

[NeverSlender]

*Climbs back down and replaces mecha finch's batteries*

Hey look, he's working again.

[Scarab]

*Climbs back down and replaces mecha finch's batteries*

Hey look, he's working again.

Still playing Astley, though... Can we try and get him to play some GOOD music?

[NeverSlender]

*Climbs back down and replaces mecha finch's batteries*

Hey look, he's working again.

Still playing Astley, though... Can we try and get him to play some GOOD music?

Hang on...

*Whacks mecha finch with a giant rubber duck*

Now he's playing the Mario theme.

[The Finch]

REBOOTING... REBOOTING

(PING)

Hello, I am FinchZilla 5000. My motives are unknown, but I know that my master will want me to find out what they are. Until then, I have an uncontrollable urge to destroy this establishment. It is not of my own pleasure, but it is like an itch that I cannot scratch, yet I am a robot.

(Starts Kicking the Coffee Shop)

[NeverSlender]

REBOOTING... REBOOTING

(PING)

Hello, I am FinchZilla 5000. My motives are unknown, but I know that my master will want me to find out what they are. Until then, I have an uncontrollable urge to destroy this establishment. It is not of my own pleasure, but it is like an itch that I cannot scratch, yet I am a robot.

(Starts Kicking the Coffee Shop)

Meh, that's nothing. Come back with something better than an apocalyptic battle between two eldritch abominations and then we'll see.

[Scarab]

REBOOTING... REBOOTING

(PING)

Hello, I am FinchZilla 5000. My motives are unknown, but I know that my master will want me to find out what they are. Until then, I have an uncontrollable urge to destroy this establishment. It is not of my own pleasure, but it is like an itch that I cannot scratch, yet I am a robot.

(Starts Kicking the Coffee Shop)

Meh, that's nothing. Come back with something better than an apocalyptic battle between two eldritch abominations and then we'll see.

We made GREAT eldritch abominations ^_^! And they let me keep wings in here... although these ones are a lot less cool than the other ones.

[The Finch]

REBOOTING... REBOOTING

(PING)

Hello, I am FinchZilla 5000. My motives are unknown, but I know that my master will want me to find out what they are. Until then, I have an uncontrollable urge to destroy this establishment. It is not of my own pleasure, but it is like an itch that I cannot scratch, yet I am a robot.

(Starts Kicking the Coffee Shop)

Meh, that's nothing. Come back with something better than an apocalyptic battle between two eldritch abominations and then we'll see.

Dearest Sir of Nether, I do not desire to fight, yet I will fight if I have to for my robotic life. I'm also dearly sorry, but I must attempt to eat you.

(Picks up Nether)

(Throws in Mouth and starts creating flames, horribly burning Never)

I'm sorry, dear sir! Do not take this personally!

[Sicon112]

Because of what today is, my doom fortress has been replaced with a gigantic extra-dimensional garden. If ANYONE tries to mess with it, they will feel the wrath of a very angry half ghost. (And yes, I said HALF ghost. Don't ask we HOW THE HELL that works. I don't know, nobody ELSE knows, and even ZUN doesn't know.)

[NeverSlender]

Who's Nether? And how did he taste?

[The Finch]

Who's Nether? And how did he taste?

Oh dear, there was a black sir who looked like he came from the land of the Nether!

Meta: I picked up the wrong characters!

[Scarab]

Who's Nether? And how did he taste?

Oh dear, there was a black sir who looked like he came from the land of the Nether!

Meta: I picked up the wrong characters!

You are a very polite giant lethal mechafinchzilla, I'll give you that. I mean if you have to eat people I guess there's no shame in being polite about it.

[The Finch]

Well of course! I try to be kind to all of those I am killing. Think of me as the Fluttershy of Serial Killers.

(Puts on a dapper outfit)

(Starts Burning the Green Stuff (TM))

(Tastes the Green Stuff (TM))

I might say, this is amazing! My compliments to the creator!

[The Finch]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

[Scarab]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

...Did you just bump the coffee room thread, dear? Is that entirely nessecary?

Come on, there's a giant pillow fort over here and you can unleash your destructive tendencies on it to your metal heart's content. It seems to stand up to pretty much anything.

[NeverSlender]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

Rule 2 of the coffee room: No bumping.

[The Finch]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

...Did you just bump the coffee room thread, dear? Is that entirely nessecary?

Come on, there's a giant pillow fort over here and you can unleash your destructive tendencies on it to your metal heart's content. It seems to stand up to pretty much anything.

Why, yes I did! Can't we all one day?

Why thank you for your helpfulness! I'll promise to kill you last and comfortably.

[The Finch]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

Rule 2 of the coffee room: No bumping.

This, dear sir, is the Coffee Room: Where chaos is rampart! There are no defined rules anymore!

[Scarab]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

...Did you just bump the coffee room thread, dear? Is that entirely nessecary?

Come on, there's a giant pillow fort over here and you can unleash your destructive tendencies on it to your metal heart's content. It seems to stand up to pretty much anything.

Why, yes I did! Can't we all one day?

Why thank you for your helpfulness! I'll promise to kill you last and comfortably.

Your consideration is much appreciated, sir. Might I increase my chances for survival yet further by promising to refer you to an extremely skilled mechanic I happen to know who can take care of that aprobably annoying creaky jaw problem, you've got going on?

This, dear sir, is the Coffee Room: Where chaos is rampart! There are no defined rules anymore!

Well there's one rule: Don't aggro the mutant fish creature.

[NeverSlender]

Oh, and I do say dearly, give this thread a BUMP.

Rule 2 of the coffee room: No bumping.

This, dear sir, is the Coffee Room: Where chaos is rampart! There are no defined rules anymore!

Read the OP. Three rules.

[The Finch]

Scarab, do you take me for a fool? I'm allowing you a significant amount of time to live, and you still try to cheat me?
You move forward one space.

Never, the rules became null when the Green Stuff first appeared. Now I must eat you.

(Grabs Never)

(Throws in mouth and burns horribly)

Again, I am sorry!

(Swallows)

[Scarab]

Scarab, do you take me for a fool? I'm allowing you a significant amount of time to live, and you still try to cheat me?
You move forward one space.

Never, the rules became null when the Green Stuff first appeared. Now I must eat you.

(Grabs Never)

(Throws in mouth and burns horribly)

Again, I am sorry!

(Swallows)

*Decides to back off and thanks god that she somehow still has the very very cold wings that sound like windchimes at her back.*

Heh, wingchimes.

Great, just great, now Finchzilla is going to eat everything, as soon as we solve one near apocalypse another starts (although this is oddly appropriate given how much Mimsy has been nuking the place). Screw it. I'm going to go write Gurt that story...

[NeverSlender]

Scarab, do you take me for a fool? I'm allowing you a significant amount of time to live, and you still try to cheat me?
You move forward one space.

Never, the rules became null when the Green Stuff first appeared. Now I must eat you.

(Grabs Never)

(Throws in mouth and burns horribly)

Again, I am sorry!

(Swallows)

*Bursts through Finch's stomach*

Also, no godmodeing. Now stick to the rulea.