The Coffee Room

Anything goes.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:13 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Scarab, do you take me for a fool? I'm allowing you a significant amount of time to live, and you still try to cheat me?
You move forward one space.

Never, the rules became null when the Green Stuff first appeared. Now I must eat you.

(Grabs Never)

(Throws in mouth and burns horribly)

Again, I am sorry!

(Swallows)


*Bursts through Finch's stomach*

Also, no godmodeing. Now stick to the rulea.


Oh dear, I am godmoding! I'm so sorry!

Oh dear! My stomach! What have you done? You've transformed...

(Changes into a Tree)

...
...
...

yay
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:16 pm

The Finch wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Scarab, do you take me for a fool? I'm allowing you a significant amount of time to live, and you still try to cheat me?
You move forward one space.
Never, the rules became null when the Green Stuff first appeared. Now I must eat you.
(Grabs Never)
(Throws in mouth and burns horribly)
Again, I am sorry!
(Swallows)

*Bursts through Finch's stomach*
Also, no godmodeing. Now stick to the rulea.

Oh dear, I am godmoding! I'm so sorry!
Oh dear! My stomach! What have you done? You've transformed...
(Changes into a Tree)
...
...
...

yay


*Stares for a moment*
*Pulls out a laptop and settles down under the Finch tree to write* :)
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:16 pm

Godmodeing is considered a lot more loosely here. Half the time we have been godmodeing each other. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:17 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Godmodeing is considered a lot more loosely here. Half the time we have been godmodeing each other. I wouldn't worry too much about it.


Shhh! He's a tree now. I LIKE sitting under trees.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:18 pm

Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:Oh dear, I am godmoding! I'm so sorry!
Oh dear! My stomach! What have you done? You've transformed...
(Changes into a Tree)
...
...
...

yay


*Stares for a moment*
*Pulls out a laptop and settles down under the Finch tree to write* :)


Hold on, I have something to give you...

(pulls out another laptop, this one with Steam loaded on it.)

Here you go.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:18 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Godmodeing is considered a lot more loosely here. Half the time we have been godmodeing each other. I wouldn't worry too much about it.


Shhh! He's a tree now. I LIKE sitting under trees.


Oh. Well, you could always go into my garden. It was a doom fortress, but since I'm Youmu today, I needed somewhere to do my gardening work.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:19 pm

Well, there's only one problem.

I'm a tree.

I can't move my roots.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:21 pm

The Finch wrote:Well, there's only one problem.

I'm a tree.

I can't move my roots.


I didn't mean you. My garden has an order to things, you know! I can't just add another tree randomly! I meant Scarab.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:27 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
The Finch wrote:Well, there's only one problem.

I'm a tree.

I can't move my roots.


I didn't mean you. My garden has an order to things, you know! I can't just add another tree randomly! I meant Scarab.


*Stares at you suspiciously* What's the catch? What's going to try and eat me THIS time the second I go in there? :|
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:28 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
The Finch wrote:Well, there's only one problem.

I'm a tree.

I can't move my roots.


I didn't mean you. My garden has an order to things, you know! I can't just add another tree randomly! I meant Scarab.


*Stares at you suspiciously* What's the catch? What's going to try and eat me THIS time the second I go in there? :|


EVERYTHING.
Marching on together.
User avatar
NeverSlender
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:30 am
Location: Yorkshire, England

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:30 pm

NeverSlender wrote:EVERYTHING.


...Oh, you mean just like usual? I guess that's not so bad. :|
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:32 pm

Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:EVERYTHING.


...Oh, you mean just like usual? I guess that's not so bad. :|


Nothing is going to eat you. Today, I'm Youmu, a half-ghost gardener and sword master.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:32 pm

And I am a tree.
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:34 pm

The Finch wrote:And I am a tree.

You're a good tree. You make a cuter Pikachu though.

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:EVERYTHING.

...Oh, you mean just like usual? I guess that's not so bad. :|

Nothing is going to eat you. Today, I'm Youmu, a half-ghost gardener and sword master.


*Bites lip thoughtfully* Well... okay. I guess we're a team and it's probably better if we trust each other, even if we did try to obliterate each other three times at current record. M'pretty sure it was just daily trolling, no malice in it at all.

Thanks :) *goes to sit in garden*
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:35 pm

Thank you.

TRANSFORM

(Transform into a giant bucket)
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:48 pm

Scarab wrote:*Bites lip thoughtfully* Well... okay. I guess we're a team and it's probably better if we trust each other, even if we did try to obliterate each other three times at current record. M'pretty sure it was just daily trolling, no malice in it at all.

Thanks :) *goes to sit in garden*


*You enter a gigantic garden thousands of kilometers long, filled with blooming cherry trees*

garden2.jpg
garden2.jpg (105.57 KiB) Viewed 2952 times
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:48 pm

Don't ask how I fit this in here. I'm not going to tell you the secret.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:51 pm

Can someone fill me up?

Please?
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
User avatar
The Finch
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 pm
Location: 3177 Lansing Dr. St. Ann, MO.

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:54 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Bites lip thoughtfully* Well... okay. I guess we're a team and it's probably better if we trust each other, even if we did try to obliterate each other three times at current record. M'pretty sure it was just daily trolling, no malice in it at all.

Thanks :) *goes to sit in garden*


*You enter a gigantic garden thousands of kilometers long, filled with blooming cherry trees*

garden2.jpg


*Is gleefully taken aback* :shock: Dude... wow... Must be May in Hokkaiddo here or something. *Very carefully avoids the zen garden, wanders around a bit catching blossoms when they fall, then sits down under a tree with her laptop. Starts typing, still no longer suspicious of something coming outof the walls to eat her.*
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:55 pm

Scarab wrote:*Is gleefully taken aback* :shock: Dude... wow... Must be May in Hokkaiddo here or something. *Very carefully avoids the zen garden, wanders around a bit catching blossoms when they fall, then sits down under a tree with her laptop. Starts typing, still no longer suspicious of something coming outof the walls to eat her.*


I AM the head gardener of Hakugyokurou, you know. What did you think I usually use these katanas for?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:05 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Is gleefully taken aback* :shock: Dude... wow... Must be May in Hokkaiddo here or something. *Very carefully avoids the zen garden, wanders around a bit catching blossoms when they fall, then sits down under a tree with her laptop. Starts typing, still no longer suspicious of something coming outof the walls to eat her.*


I AM the head gardener of Hakugyokurou, you know. What did you think I usually use these katanas for?


Uh, I dunno, I never played that game. But I'm guessing they're used for pretty much what every sword is used for.
...Although they WOULD make chopping down weeds a great deal easier, and faster.
It's a pretty garden. The blossoms are nice.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:09 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Is gleefully taken aback* :shock: Dude... wow... Must be May in Hokkaiddo here or something. *Very carefully avoids the zen garden, wanders around a bit catching blossoms when they fall, then sits down under a tree with her laptop. Starts typing, still no longer suspicious of something coming outof the walls to eat her.*


I AM the head gardener of Hakugyokurou, you know. What did you think I usually use these katanas for?


Uh, I dunno, I never played that game. But I'm guessing they're used for pretty much what every sword is used for.
...Although they WOULD make chopping down weeds a great deal easier, and faster.
It's a pretty garden. The blossoms are nice.


Actually, I'm just fine with using them to fight too, I just also use them to care for my gardens. I'm glad you like them. If you see any ghosts floating around, don't worry. They are harmless. Just here to look at the trees like you. This IS in the Netherworld, after all.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:15 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Actually, I'm just fine with using them to fight too, I just also use them to care for my gardens. I'm glad you like them. If you see any ghosts floating around, don't worry. They are harmless. Just here to look at the trees like you. This IS in the Netherworld, after all.


:shock: Netherworld? Huh, that makes sense, I guess... A little Mono No Aware for the ghosts though, maybe?

I'll be careful, promise :)
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:17 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Actually, I'm just fine with using them to fight too, I just also use them to care for my gardens. I'm glad you like them. If you see any ghosts floating around, don't worry. They are harmless. Just here to look at the trees like you. This IS in the Netherworld, after all.


:shock: Netherworld? Huh, that makes sense, I guess... A little Mono No Aware for the ghosts though, maybe?

I'll be careful, promise :)


They are actually quite friendly. If one passes by, just greet them and move along.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Dryunya on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:19 pm

*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*
I have attempted to suppress my inner hyperspace future gardener crying out against all the injustice I am committing.
User avatar
Dryunya
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:23 am

PreviousNext

Return to Off Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron