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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:20 pm

Well done, folks, you've gone and scared off Fluttershy.

Now don't you feel ashamed of yourselves?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:20 pm

Dryunya wrote:*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*


Just come over here and enter the garden. No one that I do not let in can enter.

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It's quite a nice place.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:21 pm

This place is so, like, weird.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:22 pm

Adell wrote:This place is so, like, weird.


I'm just the gardener. With katanas. But that doesn't matter.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:25 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Well done, folks, you've gone and scared off Fluttershy.

Now don't you feel ashamed of yourselves?

Where exactly did you think this is? It was destined to happen.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:27 pm

Screw it.

TRANSFORM

(Becomes a Piano)

Play me!
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:27 pm

The Finch wrote:Screw it.

TRANSFORM

(Becomes a Piano)

Play me!


Ew, no!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:29 pm

Adell wrote:
The Finch wrote:Screw it.

TRANSFORM

(Becomes a Piano)

Play me!


Ew, no!


Finch, stop the innuendo. Or we'll get Cthulhu to play you.
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:29 pm

Fine.

(Keys start playing by themselves to the Mortal Kombat theme)

Oh wow! I can control my keys!

(The tune shifts to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up)

This is really cool!

(Starts playing Handel's Messiah)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:30 pm

Oooh, I love pianos! May I play?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:32 pm

Wow so many new people have joined our little coffee room. So I suppose I have only one real question. Who wants some green stuff?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:32 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Oooh, I love pianos! May I play?


D'you really wanna play the finch?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:34 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Oooh, I love pianos! May I play?


Sure!

(Stops playing. The keys become still, with the last note ringing off.)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:35 pm

NeverSlender wrote:D'you really wanna play the finch?


It's a goddamn piano, it doesn't matter who it is!

(Put that on the list of "Sentences I thought I would never say"...)

The Finch wrote:Sure!

(Stops playing. The keys become still, with the last note ringing off.)


Why, thank you! *cracks knuckles*

*starts playing "Moonlight and Madness"*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:37 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:D'you really wanna play the finch?


It's a goddamn piano, it doesn't matter who it is!

(Put that on the list of "Sentences I thought I would never say"...)


Point taken. Feel free to finger The Finch's keys...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:39 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:D'you really wanna play the finch?


It's a goddamn piano, it doesn't matter who it is!

(Put that on the list of "Sentences I thought I would never say"...)


Point taken. Feel free to finger The Finch's keys...


Augh! Stop with the, like, innuendo!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:50 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Point taken. Feel free to finger The Finch's keys...


Heartless, vulgar knave that you are, I ignore you.

*finishes up Moonlight and Madness and starts the next song*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:13 pm

Dryunya wrote:*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*


D'awwwwww :)

*Whispers* C'mon, it's okay, nothing's gonna hurt you here, the ghosts are perfectly nice if you're polite.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:16 pm

Scarab wrote:
Dryunya wrote:*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*


D'awwwwww :)

*Whispers* C'mon, it's okay, nothing's gonna hurt you here, the ghosts are perfectly nice if you're polite.


They will probably just be upset and leave you alone if you are mean to them. They really are harmless.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:25 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Dryunya wrote:*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*


D'awwwwww :)

*Whispers* C'mon, it's okay, nothing's gonna hurt you here, the ghosts are perfectly nice if you're polite.


They will probably just be upset and leave you alone if you are mean to them. They really are harmless.

*blinks* we got ghosts in here while I was asleep?
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:26 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Dryunya wrote:*Quietly comes in, looks around, whimpers and runs away*


D'awwwwww :)

*Whispers* C'mon, it's okay, nothing's gonna hurt you here, the ghosts are perfectly nice if you're polite.


They will probably just be upset and leave you alone if you are mean to them. They really are harmless.


See Shy? Come on, come back and sit with us. *Pats ground beside her*

Guyshane wrote:*blinks* we got ghosts in here while I was asleep?

Ain't it annoying when that happens?
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:27 pm

Guyshane wrote:*blinks* we got ghosts in here while I was asleep?


They are just in Hakugyokurou, the garden of the Nether World that I keep. I replaced my doom fortress since I'm Youmu Konpaku for the day.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:37 pm

*yawn*

"Did I just sleep fourteen hours straight under the effect of caffeine?!"
"Wait, where is this place?! I can't take a nap without losing track of the reallity in here?"
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Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:57 pm

Pixelmage wrote:*yawn*

"Did I just sleep fourteen hours straight under the effect of caffeine?!"
"Wait, where is this place?! I can't take a nap without losing track of the reallity in here?"


Isn't it nice? :) Sicon's being some kinda supernatural awesome gardener today. We're hanging around udner cherry trees.

Also, Finch is a bucket.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:00 pm

Scarab wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:*yawn*

"Did I just sleep fourteen hours straight under the effect of caffeine?!"
"Wait, where is this place?! I can't take a nap without losing track of the reallity in here?"


Isn't it nice? :) Sicon's being some kinda supernatural awesome gardener today. We're hanging around udner cherry trees.

Also, Finch is a bucket.

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WHY? WHY? NOW YOU ARE GROUNDED.
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