The Coffee Room

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:25 pm

Don't forget, I'm a piano!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:26 pm

The Finch wrote:Don't forget, I'm a piano!

And I'm an assassin robot~
*kills Finch*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:29 pm

Victin wrote:
The Finch wrote:Don't forget, I'm a piano!

And I'm an assassin robot~
*kills Finch*


*deflects the killing blow with a musical shield*

Now, now, I wasn't done playing yet.

*starts into a piano rendition of Still Alive*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:37 pm

Stop disturbing my garden. You are not the only visitors here. *reaches for katanas*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:39 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Stop disturbing my garden. You are not the only visitors here. *reaches for katanas*


Guys! Seriously, calm down, you're freaking out the ghosts. :( Can't we go ONE DAY without a near apocalypse? Just one?
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:41 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Stop disturbing my garden. You are not the only visitors here. *reaches for katanas*


Guys! Seriously, calm down, you're freaking out the ghosts. :( Can't we go ONE DAY without a near apocalypse? Just one?


No. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

*Presses button. Kraken appears in coffee room*
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:41 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Stop disturbing my garden. You are not the only visitors here. *reaches for katanas*


Guys! Seriously, calm down, you're freaking out the ghosts. :( Can't we go ONE DAY without a near apocalypse? Just one?


No. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

*Presses button. Kraken appears in coffee room*


*Sighs and goes to sit behind the tree with her laptop and keep writing.*
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:42 pm

Let slip the dogs of war!
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:42 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Stop disturbing my garden. You are not the only visitors here. *reaches for katanas*


Guys! Seriously, calm down, you're freaking out the ghosts. :( Can't we go ONE DAY without a near apocalypse? Just one?


No. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

*Presses button. Kraken appears in coffee room*

You are not a girl~
*Kraken poofs away because it's genderless*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:43 pm

Victin wrote:You are not a girl~[/i]
*Kraken poofs away because it's genderless*


...Huh. Shame that doesn't work any other day of the year.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:43 pm

*Kraken reappears wearing lipstick and a tutu*
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:43 pm

Scarab wrote:*Sighs and goes to sit behind the tree with her laptop and keep writing.*

Just wait... When Sabrac's avatar comes back, we'll miss this peaceful garden.
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Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:45 pm

NeverSlender wrote:*Kraken reappears wearing lipstick and a tutu*

That's sexist~
*The radar explodes the Kraken and 1875/1876 of Sicon's garden*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:45 pm

NeverSlender wrote:No. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

*Presses button. Kraken appears in coffee room*


Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:*Kraken reappears wearing lipstick and a tutu*

That's sexist~
*The radar explodes the Kraken and 1875/1876 of Sicon's garden*


Disturbances will not be tolerated. You have been evicted.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:46 pm

Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:*Kraken reappears wearing lipstick and a tutu*

That's sexist~
*The radar explodes the Kraken and 1875/1876 of Sicon's garden*


Awwww...

Well, who wants calamari?
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:49 pm

Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:*Kraken reappears wearing lipstick and a tutu*

That's sexist~
*The radar explodes the Kraken and 1875/1876 of Sicon's garden*


"200 Yojana in One Slash" *gigantic crack as the sound barrier is broken and all damage is repaired. This is the netherworld AND the coffee shop. I can do that sh*t.*
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:05 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Disturbances will not be tolerated. You have been evicted.


*Peers out from behind the tree*

...Can I stay, please? :(
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:05 pm

Why do I have the sudden urge to transform?

(Changes into a Aperture Science Portal Gun)

Cool!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:06 pm

The Finch wrote:Why do I have the sudden urge to transform?

(Changes into a Aperture Science Portal Gun)

Cool!


*Makes portal in the ceiling and the floor. Drops portal gun through, which begins falling in an infinite loop.*
Marching on together.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:08 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Why do I have the sudden urge to transform?

(Changes into a Aperture Science Portal Gun)

Cool!


*Makes portal in the ceiling and the floor. Drops portal gun through, which begins falling in an infinite loop.*


(Shoots Blue Portal)

Wheeeeee.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby ree264 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:10 pm

SLENDERMAN IS HERE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:11 pm

ree264 wrote:SLENDERMAN IS HERE!


Goodbye, Slenderman!

Hello, Slenderwoman!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby ree264 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:12 pm

The Finch wrote:
ree264 wrote:SLENDERMAN IS HERE!


Goodbye, Slenderman!

Hello, Slenderwoman!

SLENDERKID!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:13 pm

ree264 wrote:SLENDERMAN IS HERE!


So are Cthulhu, a Kraken, a huge glowing fish and Isla. We get a lot of eldritch stuff here.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:13 pm

ree264 wrote:SLENDERMAN IS HERE!


Not in my garden he isn't. Now if you are going to cause a disturbance as well...
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