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*Is calmly sipping tea while reading a book that's on a table* By the way may i have the universal sucker punch?

-Comes back in-

Hey. I really don't feel any different after drinking that... Whatever it was.

Except for a small black out I had awhile back I feel... -Realizes I'm holding a severed head- FINE?!?

TidalWave20 wrote:-Comes back in-

Hey. I really don't feel any different after drinking that... Whatever it was.

Except for a small black out I had awhile back I feel... -Realizes I'm holding a severed head- FINE?!?

I really want to try that stuff!

Inukai44 wrote:I really want to try that stuff!

No you don't.

Weed?

Nah. It was probably my Green/Red/Blue Stuff mix served along with space arsenic and the Hourai Elixir in the Holy Grail along with a bunch of molten phoenix feathers. What he described sounds like a probably side effect.

Others include random abilities derived from Touhou characters spontaneously being developed inside your body.

Inukai44 wrote:*Is calmly sipping tea while reading a book that's on a table* By the way may i have the universal sucker punch?

*hands a fresh cup of universal sucker punch to you* welcome to the coffee shop, you are going to have so much fun here.

SHOW ME YA MOVES! FALCO- Errr, PHOENIX PAWWWWNCH!

*Abruptly extends a burning arm to sucker punch Inukai in the face before he can drink it. This punch sends Inu flying across the universe in an instant.*

...

Hey, he asked for it.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:SHOW ME YA MOVES! FALCO- Errr, PHOENIX PAWWWWNCH!

*Abruptly extends a burning arm to sucker punch Inukai in the face before he can drink it. This punch sends Inu flying across the universe in an instant.*

...

Hey, he asked for it.

*looks at you calmly, pulls out a handgun and shoots you in the face* that was for making him drop my cup.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:SHOW ME YA MOVES! FALCO- Errr, PHOENIX PAWWWWNCH!

*Abruptly extends a burning arm to sucker punch Inukai in the face before he can drink it. This punch sends Inu flying across the universe in an instant.*

...

Hey, he asked for it.

Drags Inu back inside.
Hey, if you send him that far it'll be hard to keep playing!

*dramatically collapses backward in slow motion into a pool of flames while Mm Watcha Say plays from nowhere for absolutely no reason whatsover. Reaches weakly upward, only for the upraised arm to slowly go limp as the Borogove collapses into the inferno and vanishes.*

...

Okay, yeah, just kidding. You do realize I'm going to burn you now, right?

Prepare for fire. Lots of fire.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:

*dramatically collapses backward in slow motion into a pool of flames while Mm Watcha Say plays from nowhere for absolutely no reason whatsover. Reaches weakly upward, only for the upraised arm to slowly go limp as the Borogove collapses into the inferno and vanishes.*

...

Okay, yeah, just kidding. You do realize I'm going to burn you now, right?

Prepare for fire. Lots of fire.

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*pulls out a remote control* there is something you should have realized a long time ago, no matter what part you are in, this is my coffee shop, and I am always prepared. *presses the button and you are covered in fire extinguisher fluid putting you out completely* It also has a pacify function *drowns you in green stuff*

I have to get some of that liquid stuff that I can no longer keep track of and transform into something capable of dealing imense amounts of overkill... I really do.

*runs for dear life*

Can I have another? *hides behind table because of flames*

Inukai44 wrote:Can I have another? *hides behind table because of flames*

*presses a button on the remote and one rises from the floor in front of you* God I love this thing.

*takes sip* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*portal opens sucks me into it then closes*

Inukai44 wrote:*takes sip* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*portal opens sucks me into it then closes*

I told you.

Why do I miss all the fun?

*shoots rocket launcher creating an explosion and portal*

Oooh i'll jump through this portal.

*Jon jumps through the portal and lands in the bartender's seat*

Cool

JRPictures wrote:Why do I miss all the fun?

*shoots rocket launcher creating an explosion and portal*

Oooh i'll jump through this portal.

*Jon jumps through the portal and lands in the bartender's seat*

Cool

You know... The barkeep is around... You really shouldn't be playing with his toys.
On second thought... I'm sure there's a remote there... Try pressing some buttons. Nothing will go wrong with that.

JRPictures wrote:Why do I miss all the fun?

*shoots rocket launcher creating an explosion and portal*

Oooh i'll jump through this portal.

*Jon jumps through the portal and lands in the bartender's seat*

Cool

You know I think I have been pretty easy on you guys lately. Oh by the way I don't have a seat, I have a mine in the shape of my seat through. Have fun with that.

::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late again, didn't I?

IslaKariese wrote:::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late again, didn't I?

Not really... We're actually wondering about how come this place got so quiet lately...

Pixelmage wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:::TIME SHIFT:: OH GOD GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRINK THE GREEN--!

*blinks*

...I got here late again, didn't I?

Not really... We're actually wondering about how come this place got so quiet lately...

Oh, don't jinx it, please no...

*rises from the green stuff, a little drenched but fires still burning.*

I SHALL SMITE YOU ALL! You have insulted me by insinuating that you can somehow "put out" a phoenix!

Whose head is this?!?

-Tosses it in the air in disgust-

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?! D'X