The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Well, I've returned the Hakugyokurou gardens to Gensokyo now and replaced my doom fortress. Now I can get back to tormenting you people- erm... running experiments...erm...drinking Green Stuff(TM) and not doing aaaaaaaaaaaanything suspicious at all.

[Scarab]

Well, I've returned the Hakugyokurou gardens to Gensokyo now and replaced my doom fortress. Now I can get back to tormenting you people- erm... running experiments...erm...drinking Green Stuff(TM) and not doing aaaaaaaaaaaanything suspicious at all.

Hey. Have some cake *Holds out slightly scorched cake with the distinct smell of the green stuff*

[Sicon112]

Well, I've returned the Hakugyokurou gardens to Gensokyo now and replaced my doom fortress. Now I can get back to tormenting you people- erm... running experiments...erm...drinking Green Stuff(TM) and not doing aaaaaaaaaaaanything suspicious at all.

Hey. Have some cake *Holds out slightly scorched cake with the distinct smell of the green stuff*

Sure! Thanks! *eats a piece* Hey, that's pretty good.

[Scarab]

Well, I've returned the Hakugyokurou gardens to Gensokyo now and replaced my doom fortress. Now I can get back to tormenting you people- erm... running experiments...erm...drinking Green Stuff(TM) and not doing aaaaaaaaaaaanything suspicious at all.

Hey. Have some cake *Holds out slightly scorched cake with the distinct smell of the green stuff*

Sure! Thanks! *eats a piece* Hey, that's pretty good.

Thanks! If there's one thing I can do, it's bake a cake! The green stuff really sets it off, though. I call it my Doombringer Extraordinaire recipe, with mint frosting.

[The Finch]

That's such a lovely name for a cake!

[NeverSlender]

That's such a lovely name for a cake!

Not as nice as twilight cake...

[Scarab]

That's such a lovely name for a cake!

Thank you. *hands you a slice and smiles*

Not as nice as twilight cake...

Try it before ya decide, dear Slender.

[JackAlsworth]

Doom with mint? Oh, this I gotta try. What else is in there?

[The Finch]

(Nom nom nom)

So MOIST and DELICIOUS!

That mint topping really transforms-

(Changes into a Scooter)

[Scarab]

Doom with mint? Oh, this I gotta try. What else is in there?

Meh, I experimented a little. If it seems a little green on the inside... well, don't read anything in to that. it's just one of the fourteen secret ingredients. There are no nuts in it, though, I didn't wanna set off anybody's allergies

(Nom nom nom)

So MOIST and DELICIOUS!
That mint topping really transforms-
(Changes into a Scooter)

I don't mind telling you I'm quite pleased withthe reuslts of that (Maybe I should've added INVOLUNTARYshapeshifting to your tropeslist, Finch... you don't always seem to do it on purpose)

[The Finch]

Doom with mint? Oh, this I gotta try. What else is in there?

Meh, I experimented a little. If it seems a little green on the inside... well, don't read anything in to that. it's just one of the fourteen secret ingredients. There are no nuts in it, though, I didn't wanna set off anybody's allergies

(Nom nom nom)

So MOIST and DELICIOUS!
That mint topping really transforms-
(Changes into a Scooter)

I don't mind telling you I'm quite pleased withthe reuslts of that (Maybe I should've added INVOLUNTARYshapeshifting to your tropeslist, Finch... you don't always seem to do it on purpose)

It's sometimes that I don't want to, It's sometimes that I do. So you can add both tropes.

[Scarab]

Doom with mint? Oh, this I gotta try. What else is in there?

Meh, I experimented a little. If it seems a little green on the inside... well, don't read anything in to that. it's just one of the fourteen secret ingredients. There are no nuts in it, though, I didn't wanna set off anybody's allergies

(Nom nom nom)

So MOIST and DELICIOUS!
That mint topping really transforms-
(Changes into a Scooter)

I don't mind telling you I'm quite pleased withthe reuslts of that (Maybe I should've added INVOLUNTARYshapeshifting to your tropeslist, Finch... you don't always seem to do it on purpose)

It's sometimes that I don't want to, It's sometimes that I do. So you can add both tropes.

Okay *goes off to do that. Leaves the cake*

[The Finch]

>Takes Cake in Handles
>Tries to shove in mouth
> No mouth
> Cake drops to the floor
> Spaghetti, Tomato Sauce and Meatballs start flying out of the walls
> Transform
> Changes into a Spy
> Hides in the Shadows
> Spaghetti everywhere
>Just another day in the Coffee Room

[Scarab]

>Takes Cake in Handles
>Tries to shove in mouth
> No mouth
> Cake drops to the floor
> Spaghetti starts flying out of the walls
> Transform
> Changes into a Spy
> Hides in the Shadows
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Just another day in the Coffee Room

*returns*

...it says something that I'm not even surprised by this.

[Guyshane]

>Takes Cake in Handles
>Tries to shove in mouth
> No mouth
> Cake drops to the floor
> Spaghetti starts flying out of the walls
> Transform
> Changes into a Spy
> Hides in the Shadows
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Just another day in the Coffee Room

*returns*

...it says something that I'm not even surprised by this.

No it doesn't. if you're surprised by anything in the coffee shop it just means you don't come here often enough

[Scarab]

>Takes Cake in Handles
>Tries to shove in mouth
> No mouth
> Cake drops to the floor
> Spaghetti starts flying out of the walls
> Transform
> Changes into a Spy
> Hides in the Shadows
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Just another day in the Coffee Room

*returns*

...it says something that I'm not even surprised by this.

No it doesn't. if you're surprised by anything in the coffee shop it just means you don't come here often enough

...This is a fair enough point. I stayed away yesterday after writing a story and I think I missed another apocalypse. Now wipe the evil emoticon off your face mister, or you're not getting any of this cake

[AMimsyBorogove]

Ooh! Glowing fiery green stuff cake! Mind if I have some, Cirn- Erm, I mean, Ice Fairy Scarab.

[Scarab]

Ooh! Glowing fiery green stuff cake! Mind if I have some, Cirn- Erm, I mean, Ice Fairy Scarab.

Well... okay. So long as you promise NOT to aggro the mutant fish today. We just got him calmed down after Mechafinchzilla. *hands you cake*

[Guyshane]

Ooh! Glowing fiery green stuff cake! Mind if I have some, Cirn- Erm, I mean, Ice Fairy Scarab.

Well... okay. So long as you promise NOT to aggro the mutant fish today. We just got him calmed down after Mechafinchzilla. *hands you cake*

whoa wait did Mechafinchzilla happen yesterday? because i don't remember Mechafinchzilla

[Scarab]

Ooh! Glowing fiery green stuff cake! Mind if I have some, Cirn- Erm, I mean, Ice Fairy Scarab.

Well... okay. So long as you promise NOT to aggro the mutant fish today. We just got him calmed down after Mechafinchzilla. *hands you cake*

whoa wait did Mechafinchzilla happen yesterday? because i don't remember Mechafinchzilla

I think it may have been the day before yesterday, before the garden but after I started sounding like a walking wind chime.
Although losing your memory in this place would not be unheard of.

[Inukai44]

May I have some cake? And Xana how can you afford the insurance on this place?

[NeverSlender]

May I have some cake? And Xana how can you afford the insurance on this place?

No insurance, just a reset button. That seems to reset to whatever the hell it feels like.

[Inukai44]

Oh.

[Scarab]

Oh.

Yeah I've said that a lot over the last few weeks. *Hands you a nice large slice of green stuff infused cake.*

[Inukai44]

Thanks