The Coffee Room

[NeverSlender]

Thanks

Oh lord, here we go again. Please don't try to marry Cthulhu, that didn't go well last time.

[Scarab]

Thanks

Oh lord, here we go again. Please don't try to marry Cthulhu, that didn't go well last time.

Well if they DID there's always more cake where this came from. Want some?

[IslaKariese]

Oh lord, here we go again. Please don't try to marry Cthulhu, that didn't go well last time.

Hey! I'll have you know I was already married to Cthulhu, thank you very much!

[Guyshane]

mmmm...Green Stuff (TM) flavored cake, my favorite

[JRPictures]

mmmm...Green Stuff (TM) flavored cake, my favorite

Oh please Blue Stuff (C) is where it's at now.

Get with the times.

[Sicon112]

mmmm...Green Stuff (TM) flavored cake, my favorite

Oh please Blue Stuff (C) is where it's at now.

Get with the times.

Just a cheap knockoff, mate. Green Stuff(TM) all the way. Now... I'm afraid you are standing on a trapdoor to a pit of piranhas, and I may have just accidentally pushed the button to trigger it, so... yeah. *Trapdoor drops him into piranha land* Tell them I said hi....

[Guyshane]

Scion I love how the Green Stuff (TM) brings out your inner Bond villain

[Lordxana0]

mmmm...Green Stuff (TM) flavored cake, my favorite

Oh please Blue Stuff (C) is where it's at now.

Get with the times.

Just a cheap knockoff, mate. Green Stuff(TM) all the way. Now... I'm afraid you are standing on a trapdoor to a pit of piranhas, and I may have just accidentally pushed the button to trigger it, so... yeah. *Trapdoor drops him into piranha land* Tell them I said hi....

Sicon you are going to make them sick by feeding them that. You should know better. I am all for the utter destruction of property and people, but killer fish abuse is too far.

[Sicon112]

Scion I love how the Green Stuff (TM) brings out your inner Bond villain

I have no idea what you are talking about. No one even knew that trapdoor was there. This is the coffee shop. Things appear like that. And stepping on the button was an accident. I thought I told you that.

Besides, I'm acting totally normal anyhow. This is how I always am.

[Sicon112]

Sicon you are going to make them sick by feeding them that. You should know better. I am all for the utter destruction of property and people, but killer fish abuse is too far.

Well, it was an ACCIDENT! Besides, they were already mutated by the Green Stuff(TM) that they are swimming around in. I'm sure they can handle it.

[Guyshane]

Sicon you are going to make them sick by feeding them that. You should know better. I am all for the utter destruction of property and people, but killer fish abuse is too far.

Well, it was an ACCIDENT! Besides, they were already mutated by the Green Stuff(TM) that they are swimming around in. I'm sure they can handle it.

Sure they're probably possessed anyway

[Lordxana0]

Sicon you are going to make them sick by feeding them that. You should know better. I am all for the utter destruction of property and people, but killer fish abuse is too far.

Well, it was an ACCIDENT! Besides, they were already mutated by the Green Stuff(TM) that they are swimming around in. I'm sure they can handle it.

You do have a point there, but to stop these accidents from happening I will have to destroy you. *a trillion lasers weapons point at you ready to fire at my command* Tomorrow, but until then check out this laser collection. It is literally the least deadly thing I have ever pulled from across reality.

[Sicon112]

Sicon you are going to make them sick by feeding them that. You should know better. I am all for the utter destruction of property and people, but killer fish abuse is too far.

Well, it was an ACCIDENT! Besides, they were already mutated by the Green Stuff(TM) that they are swimming around in. I'm sure they can handle it.

You do have a point there, but to stop these accidents from happening I will have to destroy you. *a trillion lasers weapons point at you ready to fire at my command* Tomorrow, but until then check out this laser collection. It is literally the least deadly thing I have ever pulled from across reality.

Yea... there may have been an odd coincidence a few days back involving a time-traveling beaver, two power drills, a giraffe, and a can of paint that ended with the power to those things being cut. So... no sell.

[Lordxana0]

Oh no you misunderstand. These weren't meant to kill you, I was just showing off my lazer collection. It is almost as pretty as my zombie collection.

[JRPictures]

Oh please Blue Stuff (C) is where it's at now.

Get with the times.

Just a cheap knockoff, mate. Green Stuff(TM) all the way. Now... I'm afraid you are standing on a trapdoor to a pit of piranhas, and I may have just accidentally pushed the button to trigger it, so... yeah. *Trapdoor drops him into piranha land* Tell them I said hi....

*jumps out of trapdoor after a couple of minutes*

It ain't no cheap knock off mate. It tastes like chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

Tastes so much better than it sounds.

Oh and by the way the piranhas say hi back. *throws piranhas at Sicon like a badass*

[Sicon112]

Oh no you misunderstand. These weren't meant to kill you, I was just showing off my lazer collection. It is almost as pretty as my zombie collection.

I didn't misunderstand. i was just saying you needed a new source of power. I was being helpful.

*jumps out of trapdoor after a couple of minutes*

It ain't no cheap knock off mate. It tastes like chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

Tastes so much better than it sounds.

Oh and by the way the piranhas say hi back. *throws piranhas at Sicon like a badass*

*A gigantic hole in space time opens in from of him and the piranhas are pulled into the wormhole* Uh... Huh. That looks like a gate to the past... Wonder who could have sent that, predicting that I would get piranhas thrown at me... Oh well. Dude, you should know by now that this place is torment for everyone, except for me. And probably Xana, but he runs the place, so he doesn't count. Besides, he has to clean up our messes. Something about Rule Of Funny protecting me with odd coincidences for the juxtaposition with you guys. By the way, I may have sorta... replaced your drink with formaldehyde so... thanks for the description of how that tastes... *Prianhas fall from orbit and land on his head* Oh, that's where they went...

[Lordxana0]

Oh no you misunderstand. These weren't meant to kill you, I was just showing off my lazer collection. It is almost as pretty as my zombie collection.

I didn't misunderstand. i was just saying you needed a new source of power. I was being helpful.

*jumps out of trapdoor after a couple of minutes*

It ain't no cheap knock off mate. It tastes like chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

Tastes so much better than it sounds.

Oh and by the way the piranhas say hi back. *throws piranhas at Sicon like a badass*

*A gigantic hole in space time opens in from of him and the piranhas are pulled into the wormhole* Uh... Huh. That looks like a gate to the past... Wonder who could have sent that, predicting that I would get piranhas thrown at me... Oh well. Dude, you should know by now that this place is torment for everyone, except for me. And probably Xana, but he runs the place, so he doesn't count. Besides, he has to clean up our messes. Something about Rule Of Funny protecting me with odd coincidences for the juxtaposition with you guys. By the way, I may have sorta... replaced your drink with formaldehyde so... thanks for the description of how that tastes... *Prianhas fall from orbit and land on his head* Oh, that's where they went...

Yeah speaking of messes I really need to hire someone to clean up around here. So now introducing my slav... new workers the flying monkeys *a massive amount of flying monkeys in cute suits began to clean the room* What you thought they just went free after the witch let them out? Naw they went looking for new jobs. And I hired them. And by hired them I mean I took a dart rifle into Oz and tranqed them and brainwashed them into following my orders. I am the Monkey King, the Demonic Coffee Shop owner, and master of darkness in the world. Take no substitute, and by the way, no outside food or drinks *presses a button destroying all imitations of Green Stuff(TM)

[Guyshane]

*A gigantic hole in space time opens in from of him and the piranhas are pulled into the wormhole* Uh... Huh. That looks like a gate to the past... Wonder who could have sent that, predicting that I would get piranhas thrown at me... Oh well. Dude, you should know by now that this place is torment for everyone, except for me. And probably Xana, but he runs the place, so he doesn't count. Besides, he has to clean up our messes. Something about Rule Of Funny protecting me with odd coincidences for the juxtaposition with you guys. By the way, I may have sorta... replaced your drink with formaldehyde so... thanks for the description of how that tastes... *Prianhas fall from orbit and land on his head* Oh, that's where they went...

Actually not that much bad stuff happens to me either. I think you guys keep forgetting about me.

[Scarab]

Wait... Xana, YOU have the flying monkeys here? They better not be the witch's, how am I going to explain that?!

[NeverSlender]

Wait... Xana, YOU have the flying monkeys here? They better not be the witch's, how am I going to explain that?!

Bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here.

[Scarab]

Wait... Xana, YOU have the flying monkeys here? They better not be the witch's, how am I going to explain that?!

Bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here.

Stop making my job harder than it already is, we're campaigning for president here and Xana has the flying monkeys!

[NeverSlender]

Wait... Xana, YOU have the flying monkeys here? They better not be the witch's, how am I going to explain that?!

Bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here, bring the witch here.

Stop making my job harder than it already is, we're campaigning for president here and Xana has the flying monkeys!

Oooooooohhhhhhhh, monkeys+Green Stuff (TM)...

[Scarab]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh, monkeys+Green Stuff (TM)...

...

*Facepalm*

If anybody needs me I'll be in the pillow fort.

[NeverSlender]

*Grabs monkey from the air using a fishing pole. Gives monkey Green Stuff (TM)*

Right, let's see what happe-

*Monkey gives otherworldly howl, grows devil horns, sprouts spikes from its back, doubles in size and starts glowing purple.*

Nice.

[The Finch]

(Climbs on the Monkey's Back)

(Reveals himself)

Surprise!

(Backstabs)