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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:01 am

The Finch wrote:(Climbs on the Monkey's Back)

(Reveals himself)

Surprise!

(Backstabs)


*Monkey laughs, as it now has a steel skeleton*

Yeah, I'd get down. Quickly.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:25 am

NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:(Climbs on the Monkey's Back)

(Reveals himself)

Surprise!

(Backstabs)


*Monkey laughs, as it now has a steel skeleton*

Yeah, I'd get down. Quickly.


AHHHH

(The Spy goes flying, taking slap damage)

130/150

(He also takes fall damage)

112/150

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:31 am

*Glances at the flying doomonkey.*

...

...

*Offhandedly points at it.*

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Sips Green Stuff as the monkey violently explodes in a shower of phoenix fire and lava.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:34 am

Help!

I'm on Fire!

Transform!

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:35 am

*Monkey emerges from lava with skinned burned off revealing steel skeleton. Starts breathing fire.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby WackyMeetsPractical on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:38 am

(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:39 am

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)


*ceiling falls on his head* Well... someone seems to have placed a timed trap in the roof. How odd.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:40 am

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)


*Grabs Practial by the ankle as he attempts to leave*

"Stay awhile and listen..."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:41 am

Adell wrote:
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)


*Grabs Practial by the ankle as he attempts to leave*

"Stay awhile and listen..."


Uh... Adell, I- someone may have just dropped the roof on you. Are you alright?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby WackyMeetsPractical on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:44 am

Sicon112 wrote:
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)


*ceiling falls on his head* Well... someone seems to have placed a timed trap in the roof. How odd.


Ow!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:45 am

(SMASH)

COME ON GUYS, SERIOUSLY

TRANSFORM

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:46 am

Sicon112 wrote:
Adell wrote:
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:(Nervously walks in)

What is this place?

(Looks around)

(Nervously walks away)


*Grabs Practial by the ankle as he attempts to leave*

"Stay awhile and listen..."


Uh... Adell, I- someone may have just dropped the roof on you. Are you alright?


X.x
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:47 am

Adell wrote:X.x


*pokepoke* Uhh... I think he may be dead. Oh well. *pours Green Stuff(TM) on him* RISE FROM THE GRAVE MIND SLAV-erm... buddy...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:35 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Adell wrote:X.x


*pokepoke* Uhh... I think he may be dead. Oh well. *pours Green Stuff(TM) on him* RISE FROM THE GRAVE MIND SLAV-erm... buddy...


That's not it!

Transform!

(Changes into Zeus)

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Transform!

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:16 pm

*Teleports in and looks around* well that escalated quickly
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:31 pm

Guyshane wrote:*Teleports in and looks around* well that escalated quickly


*Joins you.*

Hey, what did we miss? Is there any of that cake left?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:33 pm

Scarab wrote:
Guyshane wrote:*Teleports in and looks around* well that escalated quickly


*Joins you.*

Hey, what did we miss? Is there any of that cake left?


No, the cake was a lie.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:36 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Guyshane wrote:*Teleports in and looks around* well that escalated quickly


*Joins you.*

Hey, what did we miss? Is there any of that cake left?


No, the cake was a lie.


...No it wasn't, I baked it myself. With green stuff.

You guys ate it all didn't you?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:38 pm

Hey, I only had a small piece!

I'll help you make a new one if you want. I'm a rubbish cook, but I'm good at measuring stuff, and at... acquiring rare ingredients. >.>
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:39 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Hey, I only had a small piece!

I'll help you make a new one if you want. I'm a rubbish cook, but I'm good at measuring stuff, and at... acquiring rare ingredients. >.>


*Is intrigued* What kinda rareingredients we talking here?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:45 pm

Scarab wrote:*Is intrigued* What kinda rareingredients we talking here?


Depends. What are you in the market for? Got herbs, got fruits and vegetables, got candy and sweet stuff, got... *rummages through a hitherto unnoticed briefcase*

Wait, what's this doing in here? *pulls out a bag*

"Fruit of the Lotus-Eaters"... okay, that's a new one...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:47 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Is intrigued* What kinda rareingredients we talking here?


Depends. What are you in the market for? Got herbs, got fruits and vegetables, got candy and sweet stuff, got... *rummages through a hitherto unnoticed briefcase*

Wait, what's this doing in here? *pulls out a bag*

"Fruit of the Lotus-Eaters"... okay, that's a new one...


Here lemme try one of those things. *Pops in her mouth and chews*
*Vanishes*
*Please turn your gaze upwards to see Scarab's feet and wings sticking out of the ceiling*

Oww... ohkaaaay that... that's good stuff right there. I'll take some of that stuff. Um. Could you get me down from here, please?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JackAlsworth on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:50 pm

Scarab wrote:Here lemme try one of those things. *Pops in her mouth and chews*
*Vanishes*
*Please turn your gaze upwards to see Scarab's feet and wings sticking out of the ceiling*

Oww... ohkaaaay that... that's good stuff right there. I'll take some of that stuff. Um. Could you get me down from here, please?


Erm... I, uh...

I don't think that's ever happened before. Here, try one of these. *tosses up a different fruit*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:56 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:
Scarab wrote:Here lemme try one of those things. *Pops in her mouth and chews*
*Vanishes*
*Please turn your gaze upwards to see Scarab's feet and wings sticking out of the ceiling*

Oww... ohkaaaay that... that's good stuff right there. I'll take some of that stuff. Um. Could you get me down from here, please?


Erm... I, uh...

I don't think that's ever happened before. Here, try one of these. *tosses up a different fruit*

No! don't thats the fruit tha- *massive explosion* oh never mind.
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:57 pm

Guyshane wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:
Scarab wrote:Here lemme try one of those things. *Pops in her mouth and chews*
*Vanishes*
*Please turn your gaze upwards to see Scarab's feet and wings sticking out of the ceiling*

Oww... ohkaaaay that... that's good stuff right there. I'll take some of that stuff. Um. Could you get me down from here, please?


Erm... I, uh...

I don't think that's ever happened before. Here, try one of these. *tosses up a different fruit*

No! don't thats the fruit tha- *massive explosion* oh never mind.


*Sat on mutated flying monkeys back, munching popcorn*

Ah, the nuke fruit, of course.
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