The Coffee Room

[Guyshane]

*Sat on mutated flying monkeys back, munching popcorn*

Ah, the nuke fruit, of course.

No just the TNT one. I keep the nuke fruit somewhere safe because as we all know managing the nukes is my job

[NeverSlender]

*Sat on mutated flying monkeys back, munching popcorn*

Ah, the nuke fruit, of course.

No just the TNT one. I keep the nuke fruit somewhere safe because as we all know managing the nukes is my job

*Scratches monkey behind the ears, monkey breathes fire*

Huh, I didn't know you did other explosives.

[JackAlsworth]

Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

[Guyshane]

Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

Yea no...see the nuke fruit is one of the many nuclear items bound to my being which means I can do...this:

[NeverSlender]

Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

Yea no...see the nuke fruit is one of the many nuclear items bound to my being which means I can do...this:

Ooooooohh, pretty lights...

[Sicon112]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

[Scarab]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

[Sicon112]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

Cool. I'll try eating some of that stuff when I get back. But what does that have to do with my quote?

[Guyshane]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

[Scarab]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

Cool. I'll try eating some of that stuff when I get back. But what does that have to do with my quote?

Oh.... nothing... sorry I only just came back to this plane of reality, I think.

What were you talking about again?

[Sicon112]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

I didn't see that you said you were going to post a story, so I wrote one where she got nuked because you wanted her to be. I posted it in the thread if you want to see.

[Guyshane]

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

I didn't see that you said you were going to post a story, so I wrote one where she got nuked because you wanted her to be. I posted it in the thread if you want to see.

Oh you mean in the Gurt thing okay yea thanks for mentioning me. can I see the story?

[Sicon112]

Oh you mean in the Gurt thing okay yea thanks for mentioning me. can I see the story?

Sure ya can! Here is the link. I didn't directly mention you in story, of course, but I credited you with the idea on the thread. It's rather rushed since I threw it together stream of consciousness in the space of thirty minutes, and there are a lot of typos that I never got a chance to fix. Don't expect stuff as awesome as my Sabrac posts, but I hope it still is pretty cool. Kick in your favorite awesome battle music such as TSFH stuff and start reading.

[Sicon112]

Shane? Uh... Shane, did you die or something? Did the Wall Of Text kill you?

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Explodes through the wall, nonchalantly strolling in out of the interdimensional void beyond the shop after cutting a path in with burning razor wings and gratuitous amounts of fire. And yet, still does not remove hands from pockets.*

Hey, guys. I'm back. By the way, did somebody here order a pizza? Because I found one outside while I was headed in. *holds up a pizza box labeled "Illuminati Pizza" and emblazoned with every single conspiracy-related symbol one could possibly imagine, ranging from the eye and pyramid to the operator symbol.*

[NeverSlender]

*Explodes through the wall, nonchalantly strolling in out of the interdimensional void beyond the shop after cutting a path in with burning razor wings and gratuitous amounts of fire. And yet, still does not remove hands from pockets.*

Hey, guys. I'm back. By the way, did somebody here order a pizza? Because I found one outside while I was headed in. *holds up a pizza box labeled "Illuminati Pizza" and emblazoned with every single conspiracy-related symbol one could possibly imagine, ranging from the eye and pyramid to the operator symbol.*

Ah yes, the mason and slender man pizza, I believe the flying monkey ordered that.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Wait, that's actually the flavor?

And... double wait... how am I holding this up without removing my hands from my pockets?

...

I'm MAGIC!

...

Oh, wait, never mind. It just got caught in the tail of my phoenix aura. Err... I hope the monkey doesn't mind its pizza turned to dust by phoenix fire.

...

Wait, that still means I'm magic, doesn't it?

...

Wait, I already knew I was magic.

...

Unyu~.

[NeverSlender]

Wait, that's actually the flavor?

And... double wait... how am I holding this up without removing my hands from my pockets?

...

I'm MAGIC!

...

Oh, wait, never mind. It just got caught in the tail of my phoenix aura. Err... I hope the monkey doesn't mind its pizza turned to dust by phoenix fire.

...

Wait, that still means I'm magic, doesn't it?

...

Wait, I already knew I was magic.

...

Unyu~.

He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh. Okay.

When did the kraken get here, exactly? I must have missed that.

*Totally nonplussed by the presence of all three ridiculous submarine entities.*

[JackAlsworth]

He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

[NeverSlender]

He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

...Then someone fed them the Green Stuff(TM) and there was another apocalypse.

Wait, no, that actually happened.

[Scarab]

He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

...Then someone fed them the Green Stuff(TM) and there was another apocalypse.

Wait, no, that actually happened.

So did the twister,m just in another thread.

[JackAlsworth]

Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

Guyshane happened.

Stupid nuke fruit... was just trying to make another cake...

[NeverSlender]

Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

Guyshane happened.

Stupid nuke fruit... was just trying to make another cake...

Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?