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NeverSlender wrote:
*Sat on mutated flying monkeys back, munching popcorn*

Ah, the nuke fruit, of course.

No just the TNT one. I keep the nuke fruit somewhere safe because as we all know managing the nukes is my job

Guyshane wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:
*Sat on mutated flying monkeys back, munching popcorn*

Ah, the nuke fruit, of course.

No just the TNT one. I keep the nuke fruit somewhere safe because as we all know managing the nukes is my job

*Scratches monkey behind the ears, monkey breathes fire*

Huh, I didn't know you did other explosives.

Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

JackAlsworth wrote:Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

Yea no...see the nuke fruit is one of the many nuclear items bound to my being which means I can do...this:

Guyshane wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:Right, uh... okay, maybe this one? *grabs another fruit*

OW OW OWOWOW

Okay, who put the fire fruit in there?

Yea no...see the nuke fruit is one of the many nuclear items bound to my being which means I can do...this:

Ooooooohh, pretty lights...

Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

Cool. I'll try eating some of that stuff when I get back. But what does that have to do with my quote?

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

Sicon112 wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

*Falls out of the hole in the ceiling*

This is QUITE POSSIBLY the best stuff in the world

I think we may have discovered one of the secret ingredients of the Green Stuff.

Cool. I'll try eating some of that stuff when I get back. But what does that have to do with my quote?

Oh.... nothing... sorry I only just came back to this plane of reality, I think.

What were you talking about again?

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

I didn't see that you said you were going to post a story, so I wrote one where she got nuked because you wanted her to be. I posted it in the thread if you want to see.

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:Did you notice I nuked Medusa for you, Shane?

Wait what? look man I thought we had an understanding here: you cause the "accidents" and I do the nuking

I didn't see that you said you were going to post a story, so I wrote one where she got nuked because you wanted her to be. I posted it in the thread if you want to see.

Oh you mean in the Gurt thing okay yea thanks for mentioning me. can I see the story?

Guyshane wrote:Oh you mean in the Gurt thing okay yea thanks for mentioning me. can I see the story?

Sure ya can! Here is the link. I didn't directly mention you in story, of course, but I credited you with the idea on the thread. It's rather rushed since I threw it together stream of consciousness in the space of thirty minutes, and there are a lot of typos that I never got a chance to fix. Don't expect stuff as awesome as my Sabrac posts, but I hope it still is pretty cool. Kick in your favorite awesome battle music such as TSFH stuff and start reading.

Shane? Uh... Shane, did you die or something? Did the Wall Of Text kill you?

*Explodes through the wall, nonchalantly strolling in out of the interdimensional void beyond the shop after cutting a path in with burning razor wings and gratuitous amounts of fire. And yet, still does not remove hands from pockets.*

Hey, guys. I'm back. By the way, did somebody here order a pizza? Because I found one outside while I was headed in. *holds up a pizza box labeled "Illuminati Pizza" and emblazoned with every single conspiracy-related symbol one could possibly imagine, ranging from the eye and pyramid to the operator symbol.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Explodes through the wall, nonchalantly strolling in out of the interdimensional void beyond the shop after cutting a path in with burning razor wings and gratuitous amounts of fire. And yet, still does not remove hands from pockets.*

Hey, guys. I'm back. By the way, did somebody here order a pizza? Because I found one outside while I was headed in. *holds up a pizza box labeled "Illuminati Pizza" and emblazoned with every single conspiracy-related symbol one could possibly imagine, ranging from the eye and pyramid to the operator symbol.*

Ah yes, the mason and slender man pizza, I believe the flying monkey ordered that.

Wait, that's actually the flavor?

And... double wait... how am I holding this up without removing my hands from my pockets?

...

I'm MAGIC!

...

Oh, wait, never mind. It just got caught in the tail of my phoenix aura. Err... I hope the monkey doesn't mind its pizza turned to dust by phoenix fire.

...

Wait, that still means I'm magic, doesn't it?

...

Wait, I already knew I was magic.

...

Unyu~.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Wait, that's actually the flavor?

And... double wait... how am I holding this up without removing my hands from my pockets?

...

I'm MAGIC!

...

Oh, wait, never mind. It just got caught in the tail of my phoenix aura. Err... I hope the monkey doesn't mind its pizza turned to dust by phoenix fire.

...

Wait, that still means I'm magic, doesn't it?

...

Wait, I already knew I was magic.

...

Unyu~.

He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

Oh. Okay.

When did the kraken get here, exactly? I must have missed that.

*Totally nonplussed by the presence of all three ridiculous submarine entities.*

NeverSlender wrote:He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

JackAlsworth wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

...Then someone fed them the Green Stuff(TM) and there was another apocalypse.

Wait, no, that actually happened.

NeverSlender wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:He'll be fine, I think he forgot about it, he's playing twister with the fish, the kraken and Cthulhu.

That sounds a lot like the start of a really bad joke. "So, get this: a fish, a kraken, and Cthulhu all walk into a coffee shop..."

*goes back to being little bits scattered all over the floor*

...Then someone fed them the Green Stuff(TM) and there was another apocalypse.

Wait, no, that actually happened.

So did the twister,m just in another thread.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

Guyshane happened.

Stupid nuke fruit... was just trying to make another cake...

JackAlsworth wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

Guyshane happened.

Stupid nuke fruit... was just trying to make another cake...

Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?