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NeverSlender wrote:Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?

Why do you think I was here?

*slowly dawns that little bits on the floor are not usually this chatty*

How am I talking?

NeverSlender wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Err... What exactly happened to you while I was out, Jack?

And no, I'm not talking to the monkey. /shotforbadpiratesofthecarribeanreference

Guyshane happened.

Stupid nuke fruit... was just trying to make another cake...

Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?

Next time you wanna make a reality defying cake, Guyshane, call your reality defying cake baker.

Huh. Well, then, Jack, how about I ressurrect you? I happen to have some Hourai Elixir left over, and I'm pretty sure that this stuff will probably heal you even if you're killed, considering it works retroactively, time-wise.

"One touch, and you will never know ailment.

A second, and you will never grow old.

A third, and your soul will forever writhe in torment."

Which will it be? Just for your reference, I totally chugged an entire jug of it, so make of that what you will.

JackAlsworth wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?

Why do you think I was here?

*slowly dawns that little bits on the floor are not usually this chatty*

How am I talking?

Green Stuff(TM). It explains just about everything.

JackAlsworth wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:Does it help that this has been a pretty quiet day, in relation to the coffee shop norm?

Why do you think I was here?

*slowly dawns that little bits on the floor are not usually this chatty*

How am I talking?

Not sure. I think logic is scared of this place.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Huh. Well, then, Jack, how about I ressurrect you? I happen to have some Hourai Elixir left over, and I'm pretty sure that this stuff will probably heal you even if you're killed, considering it works retroactively, time-wise.

"One touch, and you will never know ailment.

A second, and you will never grow old.

A third, and your soul will forever writhe in torment."

Which will it be? Just for your reference, I totally chugged an entire jug of it, so make of that what you will.

I 'unno... it's a generous offer, but bits on the floor is kind of the optimal state for "not having whatever goes on in here happen to me".

...And that statement just convinced you to rezz me anyway, didn't it?

JackAlsworth wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Huh. Well, then, Jack, how about I ressurrect you? I happen to have some Hourai Elixir left over, and I'm pretty sure that this stuff will probably heal you even if you're killed, considering it works retroactively, time-wise.

"One touch, and you will never know ailment.

A second, and you will never grow old.

A third, and your soul will forever writhe in torment."

Which will it be? Just for your reference, I totally chugged an entire jug of it, so make of that what you will.

I 'unno... it's a generous offer, but bits on the floor is kind of the optimal state for "not having whatever goes on in here happen to me".

...And that statement just convinced you to rezz me anyway, didn't it?

Welcome to the Coffee Shop.

Yeah, pretty much. *carefully drips a droplet into the fleshy pile of Jack on the floor.* Mostly because you were making it kind of hard to walk around without getting covered in gore, and it would have just been plain rude to immolate you with phoenix fire when you're clearly still aware. But, I'll be generous and not bestow you with immortality in the conventional sense so you don't end up damned to suffer an eternity in this den of madness, while on the other hand you'll regenerate from wounds if you're still alive, which means I won't have to worry about any more bloody messes on the ground.

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I drank a whole dose, man! I can no longer die for any reason whatsoever! Don't you realize what that means?! I'm stuck here in this coffee shop FOR ALL ETERNITY. And since it's clearly proofed against the end of the world, I can't even hope for the apocalypse to keep me in a constant state of unconscious regeneration from death, which means all I can do is sit around and sip green stuff from the eldritch mini-fridge of death for the rest of my immortal existence!

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Pity me.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yeah, pretty much. *carefully drips a droplet into the fleshy pile of Jack on the floor.* Mostly because you were making it kind of hard to walk around without getting covered in gore, and it would have just been plain rude to immolate you with phoenix fire when you're clearly still aware. But, I'll be generous and not bestow you with immortality in the conventional sense so you don't end up damned to suffer an eternity in this den of madness, while on the other hand you'll regenerate from wounds if you're still alive, which means I won't have to worry about any more bloody messes on the ground.

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I drank a whole dose, man! I can no longer die for any reason whatsoever! Don't you realize what that means?! I'm stuck here in this coffee shop FOR ALL ETERNITY. And since it's clearly proofed against the end of the world, I can't even hope for the apocalypse to keep me in a constant state of unconscious regeneration from death, which means all I can do is sit around and sip green stuff from the eldritch mini-fridge of death for the rest of my immortal existence!

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Pity me.

Actually, you can't even do that, because I own that fridge and so I locked it in my doom fortress.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yeah, pretty much. *carefully drips a droplet into the fleshy pile of Jack on the floor.* Mostly because you were making it kind of hard to walk around without getting covered in gore, and it would have just been plain rude to immolate you with phoenix fire when you're clearly still aware. But, I'll be generous and not bestow you with immortality in the conventional sense so you don't end up damned to suffer an eternity in this den of madness, while on the other hand you'll regenerate from wounds if you're still alive, which means I won't have to worry about any more bloody messes on the ground.

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I drank a whole dose, man! I can no longer die for any reason whatsoever! Don't you realize what that means?! I'm stuck here in this coffee shop FOR ALL ETERNITY. And since it's clearly proofed against the end of the world, I can't even hope for the apocalypse to keep me in a constant state of unconscious regeneration from death, which means all I can do is sit around and sip green stuff from the eldritch mini-fridge of death for the rest of my immortal existence!

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Pity me.

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...Cake? *offers slice*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yeah, pretty much. *carefully drips a droplet into the fleshy pile of Jack on the floor.* Mostly because you were making it kind of hard to walk around without getting covered in gore, and it would have just been plain rude to immolate you with phoenix fire when you're clearly still aware. But, I'll be generous and not bestow you with immortality in the conventional sense so you don't end up damned to suffer an eternity in this den of madness, while on the other hand you'll regenerate from wounds if you're still alive, which means I won't have to worry about any more bloody messes on the ground.

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I drank a whole dose, man! I can no longer die for any reason whatsoever! Don't you realize what that means?! I'm stuck here in this coffee shop FOR ALL ETERNITY. And since it's clearly proofed against the end of the world, I can't even hope for the apocalypse to keep me in a constant state of unconscious regeneration from death, which means all I can do is sit around and sip green stuff from the eldritch mini-fridge of death for the rest of my immortal existence!

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Pity me.

Yeah, pity the immortal phoenix creature... animal... human... abomination... thing.

Firstly, read the signature. I'm as Human as they come, even if I'm also possessed by an all-destructive phoenix.

Secondly, meh. It's not like we'll ever run out of insanity-inducing beverages out here in the shop, though, so it doesn't really matter. Take this... thing... I seem to have picked up while we've been talking. I'm pretty sure this is made from the liquified essence of love, extracted from unwilling subjects via Mini Hakkero, considering the fact that it's glowing and flashing all colors of the rainbow like a freakin' Master Spark. Now, there's no telling what sort of crazy stuff this will do to my brain if I drink it, so in that respect, I think I can safely say that, barring all else, I can at least drink myself into a delerious stupor and spend an eternity causing massive destruction with phoenix fire, fridge or no fridge.

So, without further ado, eternity begins now. *Drains the glass and proceeds to get a ridiculous rainbow power aura.*

Hahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you not SEE this power?! With it, I can... I can...

I CAN FUEL THE GREATEST RAVE PARTY OF ALL TIME!

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Firstly, read the signature. I'm as Human as they come, even if I'm also possessed by an all-destructive phoenix.

Secondly, meh. It's not like we'll ever run out of insanity-inducing beverages out here in the shop, though, so it doesn't really matter. Take this... thing... I seem to have picked up while we've been talking. I'm pretty sure this is made from the liquified essence of love, extracted from unwilling subjects via Mini Hakkero, considering the fact that it's glowing and flashing all colors of the rainbow like a freakin' Master Spark. Now, there's no telling what sort of crazy stuff this will do to my brain if I drink it, so in that respect, I think I can safely say that, barring all else, I can at least drink myself into a delerious stupor and spend an eternity causing massive destruction with phoenix fire, fridge or no fridge.

So, without further ado, eternity begins now. *Drains the glass and proceeds to get a ridiculous rainbow power aura.*

Hahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you not SEE this power?! With it, I can... I can...

I CAN FUEL THE GREATEST RAVE PARTY OF ALL TIME!

Well, if your gonna abuse power, you may as well do it properly.

We're gonna need a wharehouse, 50 foot speakers, 378926 crates of LSD and some dubstep.

LSD? HAH! Don't make me laugh. Who needs drugs when we have unspeakable eldritch beverages of madness. Just pop open a keg and knock yourself out. As for a warehouse, I'm pretty sure this coffee shop includes everything known to man, so doesn't it technically count? And as for speakers, who needs then when physics doesn't apply? See? I can just do this.

*Snaps fingers, causing rave music to begin blaring from nowhere and everywhere simultaneously.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:LSD? HAH! Don't make me laugh. Who needs drugs when we have unspeakable eldritch beverages of madness. Just pop open a keg and knock yourself out. As for a warehouse, I'm pretty sure this coffee shop includes everything known to man, so doesn't it technically count? And as for speakers, who needs then when physics doesn't apply? See? I can just do this.

*Snaps fingers, causing rave music to begin blaring from nowhere and everywhere simultaneously.*

I never said what LSD stood for.

*imbibes the power of the elixer to regenerate physical form*

I AM REBORN!!!

NeverSlender wrote:We're gonna need a wharehouse, 50 foot speakers, 378926 crates of LSD and some dubstep.

How's this?

Well, then, enlighten me. What did you have in mind? Lunatic Sandwich Disco? Llama Squishing Dunebuggy?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Well, then, enlighten me. What did you have in mind? Lunatic Sandwich Disco? Llama Squishing Dunebuggy?

Lsnsgskam Seiandblbai Dbdnejacga. It's from Singapore.

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Right. You do that. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to transform myself into the physical embodiment of THE RAYYYYYYVEEEEEEE. Until next time.

*eats cake then grows bat wings* Great...

JackAlsworth wrote:*imbibes the power of the elixer to regenerate physical form*

I AM REBORN!!!

NeverSlender wrote:We're gonna need a wharehouse, 50 foot speakers, 378926 crates of LSD and some dubstep.

How's this?

That, is quite good.

I will suggest this.

Hell... I need a drink. This will end up driving me mad...

Pixelmage wrote:Hell... I need a drink. This will end up driving me mad...

The coffee room or something outside of it?

Lordxana0 wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:Hell... I need a drink. This will end up driving me mad...

The coffee room or something outside of it?

The Pheeble chatroom... I can't crack it.
I hate getting into a puzzle I can't solve...

Pixelmage wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:Hell... I need a drink. This will end up driving me mad...

The coffee room or something outside of it?

The Pheeble chatroom... I can't crack it.
I hate getting into a puzzle I can't solve...

*puts down a cup of green stuff on you* Do you know why the coffee room was started? Because I knew in this massive ARG there were going to be small things that drove people insane. So I created a place for people to blow off steam and make complete asses out of themselves for fun so they could let off the steam in here and go out onto the next puzzle with fresh eyes. So kick the crap out of someone (not me) blow up a few planets and get back in there.