The Coffee Room

[The Finch]

Hi again!

When I last left off, I became an NES.

Can you hook me up to the TV, please?

Can someone set me up, please?

[Scarab]

Hi again!

When I last left off, I became an NES.

Can you hook me up to the TV, please?

Can someone set me up, please?

*SetsFinch up*

Dude are those the only games you have? Also where does this wire go?

[The Finch]

Hi again!

When I last left off, I became an NES.

Can you hook me up to the TV, please?

Can someone set me up, please?

*Sets Finch up*

Dude are those the only games you have? Also where does this wire go?

Yes, but they are all Capcom games, so that's good. I think this wire goes in the back of that TV over there.

[Sicon112]

*A gigantic hole in space time opens in from of him and the piranhas are pulled into the wormhole* Uh... Huh. That looks like a gate to the past... Wonder who could have sent that, predicting that I would get piranhas thrown at me... Oh well. Dude, you should know by now that this place is torment for everyone, except for me. And probably Xana, but he runs the place, so he doesn't count. Besides, he has to clean up our messes. Something about Rule Of Funny protecting me with odd coincidences for the juxtaposition with you guys. By the way, I may have sorta... replaced your drink with formaldehyde so... thanks for the description of how that tastes... *Prianhas fall from orbit and land on his head* Oh, that's where they went...

Well if that's the case. I'll just drink my Blue Stuff (C) and I don't care if its a forced meme. It's a cool one anyway.

It's streets ahead. You're just street behind.

You do realize that Xana already destroyed all outside food and drink, right? There IS no Blue Stuff. Just anthrax and blueberry solution.

[NeverSlender]

*A gigantic hole in space time opens in from of him and the piranhas are pulled into the wormhole* Uh... Huh. That looks like a gate to the past... Wonder who could have sent that, predicting that I would get piranhas thrown at me... Oh well. Dude, you should know by now that this place is torment for everyone, except for me. And probably Xana, but he runs the place, so he doesn't count. Besides, he has to clean up our messes. Something about Rule Of Funny protecting me with odd coincidences for the juxtaposition with you guys. By the way, I may have sorta... replaced your drink with formaldehyde so... thanks for the description of how that tastes... *Prianhas fall from orbit and land on his head* Oh, that's where they went...

Well if that's the case. I'll just drink my Blue Stuff (C) and I don't care if its a forced meme. It's a cool one anyway.

It's streets ahead. You're just street behind.

You do realize that Xana already destroyed all outside food and drink, right? There IS no Blue Stuff. Just anthrax and blueberry solution.

Wait, those got mixed together yesterday.

[Scarab]

Wait, those got mixed together yesterday.

*Arrives* Okay look, I just tried the blueberry juice on the mutant fish and it turned on it's back, screamed a bit in the language of the Old Gods, and died. Who mixed up the anthrax again?

And he didn't destroy EVERYTHING... I think the cake was accepted since it was made using INTERNAL foodstuffs.Although only after he burned it.

[Sicon112]

Wait, those got mixed together yesterday.

*Arrives* Okay look, I just tried the blueberry juice on the mutant fish and it turned on it's back, screamed a bit in the language of the Old Gods, and died. Who mixed up the anthrax again?

And he didn't destroy EVERYTHING... I think the cake was accepted since it was made using INTERNAL foodstuffs.Although only after he burned it.

Again, I am TOTALLY INNOCENT. ^_^ Would I lie to you?

[NeverSlender]

Wait, those got mixed together yesterday.

*Arrives* Okay look, I just tried the blueberry juice on the mutant fish and it turned on it's back, screamed a bit in the language of the Old Gods, and died. Who mixed up the anthrax again?

And he didn't destroy EVERYTHING... I think the cake was accepted since it was made using INTERNAL foodstuffs.Although only after he burned it.

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

[Guyshane]

Again, I am TOTALLY INNOCENT. ^_^ Would I lie to you?

You do realize your quote for the character page has you admitting that your a consummate liar right?

[Sicon112]

Again, I am TOTALLY INNOCENT. ^_^ Would I lie to you?

You do realize your quote for the character page has you admitting that your a consummate liar right?

But what if I was lying THEN? Hmmmmmmm?

[Scarab]

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

I know that, but it's still an annoying disruption to my daily plans. Honestly sometimes I think you guys are really TRYING to kill each other permanently, and then who would save the world from the disintergraton of the walls seperating reality and fiction?

I also wonder where Xana is even GETTING all this anthrax, I mean it's not strictly fictional so it can't be in umlimtied supply in here, can it?

Again, I am TOTALLY INNOCENT. ^_^ Would I lie to you?

You do realize your quote for the character page has you admitting that your a consummate liar right?

In a conversation WITH me, too.

[IslaKariese]

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

I'll have you know that fish aren't on my agenda...

[Guyshane]

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

I'll have you know that fish aren't on my agenda...

The next thing I see growing tentacles will have an energy beam thrown at it

[Scarab]

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

I'll have you know that fish aren't on my agenda...

The next thing I see growing tentacles will have an energy beam thrown at it

...*Checks... still just the ice wings. Breathes a sigh of relief and goes back to the pillow fort*

[Pixelmage]

The fish won't stay dead, he'll just be ressurected by the other eldritch abomonations/Isla.

I'll have you know that fish aren't on my agenda...

The next thing I see growing tentacles will have an energy beam thrown at it

I drank the Green Stuff a way back... No tentacles... The thing just made me behave like a nice guy for a while.
Thankfully, I'm back to normal.

[Scarab]

I drank the Green Stuff a way back... No tentacles... The thing just made me behave like a nice guy for a while.
Thankfully, I'm back to normal.

*glomps* We MISSED YOU Pixel!

[The Finch]

Hurrah, Pixel has returned!

[JRPictures]

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

[Sicon112]

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

[IslaKariese]

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

As though this stuff doesn't regenerate behind all our backs, Si.

[Pixelmage]

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

As though this stuff doesn't regenerate behind all our backs, Si.

I think JR is counterfeiting it... I mean... He always has this Blue Stuff (C)... Perhaps we don't have to deal with the drink... We should deal with the drinker!

[Sicon112]

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

As though this stuff doesn't regenerate behind all our backs, Si.

Yea, but it was XANA who destroyed it. It came from *horror* the OUTSIDE. I don't think it counts.

[JRPictures]

Oh for god sake I MADE Blue Stuff (C)! I have my own personal supply.

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

Xana didn't obliterate Blue Stuff (C), that was ACTUALLY anthrax and blueberry juice. I swapped them when you guys didn't look.

Now with that out of the way. I'm gonna drink and use movie trivia to pick up chicks. And if that doesn't work I'll tell them how lonely I really am and get sympathy points.

[Sicon112]

Oh for god sake I MADE Blue Stuff (C)! I have my own personal supply.

HUZZAH

*drinks more Blue Stuff (C) and starts signing*

I told you, Xana obliterated that a while back. That's just anthrax and blueberry juice...

Xana didn't obliterate Blue Stuff (C), that was ACTUALLY anthrax and blueberry juice. I swapped them when you guys didn't look.

Now with that out of the way. I'm gonna drink and use movie trivia to pick up chicks. And if that doesn't work I'll tell them how lonely I really am and get sympathy points.

Actually, he obliterated anything coming from outside, so it got destroyed either way. He didn't specifically destroy it, just wipe anything from outside out of reality.

[AMimsyBorogove]

This discussion is pointless when there is an expedient solution at hand.

Imperishable Shooting.

*JR Pictures is surrounded by a never-ending typhoon of the immortal flames of a phoenix, condensed into millions of bullets and launched directly at him from point blank.*

There! Was that really so hard?