The Coffee Room

[JRPictures]

Well I still have Blue Stuff (C) so whatever man.

This discussion is pointless when there is an expedient solution at hand.

Imperishable Shooting.

*JR Pictures is surrounded by a never-ending typhoon of the immortal flames of a phoenix, condensed into millions of bullets and launched directly at him from point blank.*

There! Was that really so hard?

*JR activates he special shield and deflects all attacks onto Mimsy.*

"I hate it when people try to kill me without realising that I'm prepared for anything."

Now if you mind I'll be picking up chicks while wearing this shield.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Er... you do realize A: I'm immortal, B: I can't be burned, and C: You can't deflect danmaku, right?

Have a nice death.

*Shield pops like a bubble and the wave of flames expands even further.*

[JRPictures]

Er... you do realize A: I'm immortal, B: I can't be burned, and C: You can't deflect danmaku, right?

Have a nice death.

*Shield pops like a bubble and the wave of flames expands even further.*

Dude I was cursed with performing the impossible and being immortal. Therefore I can do ANYTHING.

*reactivates Shield and deflects attack again.*

Will people stop trying to defy my curse. Nothing can take me down.

And if you dare challenge that. Remember I have nothing to lose, and if you're smart that scares you.

[Victin]

Er... you do realize A: I'm immortal, B: I can't be burned, and C: You can't deflect danmaku, right?

Have a nice death.

*Shield pops like a bubble and the wave of flames expands even further.*

Dude I was cursed with performing the impossible and being immortal. Therefore I can do ANYTHING.

*reactivates Shield and deflects attack again.*

Will people stop trying to defy my curse. Nothing can take me down.

And if you dare challenge that. Remember I have nothing to lose, and if you're smart that scares you.

Can you do something you can't do?

[JRPictures]

Er... you do realize A: I'm immortal, B: I can't be burned, and C: You can't deflect danmaku, right?

Have a nice death.

*Shield pops like a bubble and the wave of flames expands even further.*

Dude I was cursed with performing the impossible and being immortal. Therefore I can do ANYTHING.

*reactivates Shield and deflects attack again.*

Will people stop trying to defy my curse. Nothing can take me down.

And if you dare challenge that. Remember I have nothing to lose, and if you're smart that scares you.

Can you do something you can't do?

Dude I can do anything. Therefore I can do something I can't do.

[Pixelmage]

Can you do something you can't do?

Dude I can do anything. Therefore I can do something I can't do.

I know something you can't do.

[Victin]

Dude I was cursed with performing the impossible and being immortal. Therefore I can do ANYTHING.

*reactivates Shield and deflects attack again.*

Will people stop trying to defy my curse. Nothing can take me down.

And if you dare challenge that. Remember I have nothing to lose, and if you're smart that scares you.

Can you do something you can't do?

Dude I can do anything. Therefore I can do something I can't do.

Can you can't do something?

[JRPictures]

Look guys stop trying to pull a logic bomb on me. That won't work. It will never work.

As I said before I CAN DO ANYTHING.

Can you can't do something?

Yes obviously.

Can you do something you can't do?

Dude I can do anything. Therefore I can do something I can't do.

I know something you can't do.

oooh do tell.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Still can't be burned, or die. I'm a freaking phoenix, JR, not to mention a Hourai Immortal! And my Danmaku still can't be deflected, even by something that can deflect Danmaku. Except Youmu's sword, but that doesn't count, because the things it cannot cut are few.

*the fire continues shooting through the barrier, resulting in a Schroedinger's Cat paradox where the bullets simultaneously are and are not killing JR, therefore causing the fabric of reality to break down around him and begin sucking him into the gaping void.*

Oh, and also, the flames provided a perfect cover for me to get close. Now then, there's something you should know, JR! This isn't some mere chatroom where you can do whatever you please. THIS! IS! THE COFFEE SHOP! *kicks JR into the void an infinite number of times, creating a techno remix of it while I'm at it.*

[JRPictures]

Still can't be burned, or die. I'm a freaking phoenix, JR, not to mention a Hourai Immortal! And my Danmaku still can't be deflected, even by something that can deflect Danmaku. Except Youmu's sword, but that doesn't count, because the things it cannot cut are few.

*the fire continues shooting through the barrier, resulting in a Schroedinger's Cat paradox where the bullets simultaneously are and are not killing JR, therefore causing the fabric of reality to break down around him and begin sucking him into the gaping void.*

Oh, and also, the flames provided a perfect cover for me to get close. Now then, there's something you should know, JR! This isn't some mere chatroom where you can do whatever you please. THIS! IS! THE COFFEE SHOP! *kicks JR into the void an infinite number of times, creating a techno remix of it while I'm at it.*

Nice try but..*jumps straight out of the void* that won't f*cking work.

Now I can a drink some Blue Stuff (C) in peace and maybe pick up a random chick. Is that too much to ask?

[Sicon112]

Still can't be burned, or die. I'm a freaking phoenix, JR, not to mention a Hourai Immortal! And my Danmaku still can't be deflected, even by something that can deflect Danmaku. Except Youmu's sword, but that doesn't count, because the things it cannot cut are few.

*the fire continues shooting through the barrier, resulting in a Schroedinger's Cat paradox where the bullets simultaneously are and are not killing JR, therefore causing the fabric of reality to break down around him and begin sucking him into the gaping void.*

Oh, and also, the flames provided a perfect cover for me to get close. Now then, there's something you should know, JR! This isn't some mere chatroom where you can do whatever you please. THIS! IS! THE COFFEE SHOP! *kicks JR into the void an infinite number of times, creating a techno remix of it while I'm at it.*

Nice try but..*jumps straight out of the void* that won't f*cking work.

Now I can a drink some Blue Stuff (C) in peace and maybe pick up a random chick. Is that too much to ask?

Yes, because the blue stuff is merely an illusion dreamed up by your addled mind as it slowly collapses into utter madness and despair...

[AMimsyBorogove]

*closes the void just before JR can make it back.*

Yes. Yes it is. I hereby declare you, and your heretical Blue Stuff, to be banned from this reality for all time, and sealed away in the dimension of eldritch horrors, also known as our basement. Oh, also, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep are your new roommates. Enjoy.

[Pixelmage]

Dude I can do anything. Therefore I can do something I can't do.

I know something you can't do.

oooh do tell.

Why should I? If you could do anything, you could know what I know that you can't do. Since you don't know what I know that you can't do, you can't do something, which contradicts the statement that you can do anything. Therefore, unless you can know what I know that you can't do, you can't do anything you want.

[Sicon112]

*closes the void just before JR can make it back.*

Yes. Yes it is. I hereby declare you, and your heretical Blue Stuff, to be banned from this reality for all time, and sealed away in the dimension of eldritch horrors, also known as our basement. Oh, also, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep are your new roommates. Enjoy.

Like I said, madness and despair...

[JRPictures]

*closes the void just before JR can make it back.*

Yes. Yes it is. I hereby declare you, and your heretical Blue Stuff, to be banned from this reality for all time, and sealed away in the dimension of eldritch horrors, also known as our basement. Oh, also, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep are your new roommates. Enjoy.

Yeah again that's a great attempt but I play Bowling with Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep on friday nights. I have a lot of friends.

I can't be banned from reality either. That was also part of the curse.

Now will you guys leave me alone. It's annoying enough having to exploit my powers to survive all this bullsh*t

[Sicon112]

*closes the void just before JR can make it back.*

Yes. Yes it is. I hereby declare you, and your heretical Blue Stuff, to be banned from this reality for all time, and sealed away in the dimension of eldritch horrors, also known as our basement. Oh, also, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep are your new roommates. Enjoy.

Yeah again that's a great attempt but I play Bowling with Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep on friday nights. I have a lot of friends.

I can't be banned from reality either. That was also part of the curse.

Now will you guys leave me alone. It's annoying enough having to exploit my powers to survive all this bullsh*t

Unfortunately, your powers are just another aspect of your rampant psychological issues, so you really are just currently hanging upside down from your basement ceiling being devoured by a hippopotamus. We don't even exist.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Okay. Fine, then.

*scribbles something in a small black notebook.*

Dodge this. *fires a single shot of flames at point blank range, having already written down in an inexplicably appearing Death Note that JR Pictures will die in precisely three seconds, shot in the head by a round of Danmaku from yours truly.*

[JRPictures]

Unfortunately, your powers are just another aspect of your rampant psychological issues, so you really are just currently hanging upside down from your basement ceiling being devoured by a hippopotamus. We don't even exist.

I may have psychological issues. But that's actually happening to you right now.

I love doing the switcheroo.

Now LEAVE ME BE. (OOC: Seriously guys stop milking this for all it's worth.)

Okay. Fine, then.

*scribbles something in a small black notebook.*

Dodge this. *fires a single shot of flames at point blank range, having already written down in an inexplicably appearing Death Note that JR Pictures will die in precisely three seconds, shot in the head by a round of Danmaku from yours truly.*

Yeah Death Notes don't work on me either. I'm IMMORTAL, for God sake. Plus death owed me one ok.

[Sicon112]

Unfortunately, your powers are just another aspect of your rampant psychological issues, so you really are just currently hanging upside down from your basement ceiling being devoured by a hippopotamus. We don't even exist.

I may have psychological issues. But that's actually happening to you right now.

I love doing the switcheroo.

Now LEAVE ME BE. (OOC: Seriously guys stop milking this for all it's worth.)

Okay. Fine, then.

*scribbles something in a small black notebook.*

Dodge this. *fires a single shot of flames at point blank range, having already written down in an inexplicably appearing Death Note that JR Pictures will die in precisely three seconds, shot in the head by a round of Danmaku from yours truly.*

Yeah Death Notes don't work on me either. I'm IMMORTAL, for God sake. Plus death owed me one ok.

First, I just fooled you into THINKING that was me, but I really switched you in. Everything is proceeding as planned.

Secondly, death notes work PERIOD. You're screwed. Better luck next life. Resurrection happens a lot around here.

[Pixelmage]

Now LEAVE ME BE. (OOC: Seriously guys stop milking this for all it's worth.)

Clearly you're not in the coffee room.

[JRPictures]

First, I just fooled you into THINKING that was me, but I really switched you in. Everything is proceeding as planned.

Secondly, death notes work PERIOD. You're screwed. Better luck next life. Resurrection happens a lot around here.

(OOC: Ok seriously guys. Will all of you stop? And leave my character in peace.)

All I wanted was to have a f*cking drink and pick up some chicks maybe.

Not to messed around with by a bunch of people who intend to kill me just for fun and to exploit my abilities.

*JR activates his psychic powers and blows up everyone who has been annoying him*

There!!!! Now I NEED A F*CKING DRINK.

Now LEAVE ME BE. (OOC: Seriously guys stop milking this for all it's worth.)

Clearly you're not in the coffee room.

[sarcasm]Subtle man. subtle.[/sarcasm]

[Sicon112]

First, I just fooled you into THINKING that was me, but I really switched you in. Everything is proceeding as planned.

Secondly, death notes work PERIOD. You're screwed. Better luck next life. Resurrection happens a lot around here.

(OOC: Ok seriously guys. Will all of you stop? And leave my character in peace.)

All I wanted was to have a f*cking drink and pick up some chicks maybe.

Not to messed around with by a bunch of people who intend to kill me just for fun and to exploit my abilities.

*JR activates his psychic powers and blows up everyone who has been annoying him*

There!!!! Now I NEED A F*CKING DRINK.

Now LEAVE ME BE. (OOC: Seriously guys stop milking this for all it's worth.)

Clearly you're not in the coffee room.

[sarcasm]Subtle man. subtle.[/sarcasm]

Pixel is right, you must be new here. By causing that explosion, you detonated the huge nuclear device that shane was storing in the basement and that was mysteriously activated last night. Also, I have already left to my doom fortress. Thank goodness for lucky timing, right? ^_^ Now you are headshotted and nuked, and someone needs to push the reset button to res all of you silly people.

[JRPictures]

*JR protects himself with his shield and resurrects from headshot and nuke and drinks Blue Stuff (C) as he waits for the reset button.*

Finally some relaxation.

[Lordxana0]

*appears in a flash of thunder and darkness* Who is bringing in outside food and drink that doesn't drive people insane?

[Guyshane]

*Teleports in* Right who nuked something without my permission. Because I'm vaporizing them