The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

*Teleports in* Right who nuked something without my permission. Because I'm vaporizing them

Come now, there is no way to prove who did it. Whatever diabolical mastermind was responsible left no evidence...

[Guyshane]

*Teleports in* Right who nuked something without my permission. Because I'm vaporizing them

Come now, there is no way to prove who did it. Whatever diabolical mastermind was responsible left no evidence...

Look Scion just tell me. If it was you... Well you don't get hurt in here anyway. If it wasn't you, we'll you still have nothing to worry about

[Sicon112]

*Teleports in* Right who nuked something without my permission. Because I'm vaporizing them

Come now, there is no way to prove who did it. Whatever diabolical mastermind was responsible left no evidence...

Look Scion just tell me. If it was you... Well you don't get hurt in here anyway. If it wasn't you, we'll you still have nothing to worry about

But if it was me, I wouldn't tell you because then I would have to kill you with the gigantic orbital laser beam that is most definitely not charging to fire on your location right now.

On that note, could you just stand there a second?

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Reappears from amidst the flames and sighs.*

Well, it's a good thing I can't die of heat, or else I'd probably be resurrecting right now. It's also a good thing that, as a Hourai Immortal, I can purge all contamination and mutation from my system and revert to how I was before, or else I'd be an irradiated, cancerous husk just waiting to happen. Yay.

[Guyshane]

Scion you do remember I'm a nuclear elemental right?

[Pixelmage]

*Teleports in* Right who nuked something without my permission. Because I'm vaporizing them

Come now, there is no way to prove who did it. Whatever diabolical mastermind was responsible left no evidence...

Look Scion just tell me. If it was you... Well you don't get hurt in here anyway. If it wasn't you, we'll you still have nothing to worry about

It was JR. Trust me. Unleash your wrath on him. It's his fault. He's the one nuking when you're clearly the only one allowed to nuke!

[Sicon112]

Scion you do remember I'm a nuclear elemental right?

Of course I do. By the way, there was never any laser. I was telling the truth that time. *trapdoor opens below him* Have fun in the time accelerator while it accelerates you until you go through so many half lives that you are no longer useful!

[Lordxana0]

*looks around* time for death plan Omega. Also known as the Elephants riding whales who can shoot laser beams plan. The name has nothing to do with what happens in the plan. *presses a button and the entire room is slowly filled with killer giant ants for Jupiter*

[Sicon112]

*looks around* time for death plan Omega. Also known as the Elephants riding whales who can shoot laser beams plan. The name has nothing to do with what happens in the plan. *presses a button and the entire room is slowly filled with killer giant ants for Jupiter*

How nice. Luckily I found some bug repellant behind your counter...

[Pixelmage]

*looks around* time for death plan Omega. Also known as the Elephants riding whales who can shoot laser beams plan. The name has nothing to do with what happens in the plan. *presses a button and the entire room is slowly filled with killer giant ants for Jupiter*

Do ants bleed? Nevermind... I'll just find out.
*goes on a violent murder spree slaying giant ants, there's still lots of ants to murder everyone else, they just die by coming too close to me*

[JRPictures]

It was JR. Trust me. Unleash your wrath on him. It's his fault. He's the one nuking when you're clearly the only one allowed to nuke!

I blew up the place with PSYCHIC POWERS

Not a goddamn nuke. I wouldn't do that.

[Sicon112]

It was JR. Trust me. Unleash your wrath on him. It's his fault. He's the one nuking when you're clearly the only one allowed to nuke!

I blew up the place with PSYCHIC POWERS

Not a goddamn nuke. I wouldn't do that.

Technically, you caused the nuke...

[JRPictures]

It was JR. Trust me. Unleash your wrath on him. It's his fault. He's the one nuking when you're clearly the only one allowed to nuke!

I blew up the place with PSYCHIC POWERS

Not a goddamn nuke. I wouldn't do that.

Technically, you caused the nuke...

I didn't even know about the nuke.


Therefore it's not my fault

[Pixelmage]

I blew up the place with PSYCHIC POWERS

Not a goddamn nuke. I wouldn't do that.

Technically, you caused the nuke...

I didn't even know about the nuke.

Therefore it's not my fault

Oh, but it's not about fault. It's all about fun. We're just setting you up to be nuked. For the lulz.

[JRPictures]

Well that makes things better.

*JR sits down and relaxes as he drinks some Blue Stuff (C)*

[Sicon112]

Well that makes things better.

*JR sits down and relaxes as he drinks some Blue Stuff (C)*

Glad we have things sorted out. Enjoy your anthraxberries...

[JRPictures]

Well that makes things better.

*JR sits down and relaxes as he drinks some Blue Stuff (C)*

Glad we have things sorted out. Enjoy your anthraxberries...

I thought we were over this...

Blue Stuff (C) is made of chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hello, fire ants.

*One Fujiyama Volcano later*

Goodbye, fire ants.

[Lordxana0]

Well that makes things better.

*JR sits down and relaxes as he drinks some Blue Stuff (C)*

Glad we have things sorted out. Enjoy your anthraxberries...

I thought we were over this...

Blue Stuff (C) is made of chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

You don't seem to understand how this works. You see the only drinks here are made out of madness and darkness and things that would make the hardest monster cry for his non existent mother. Calm and relaxing drinks are considered outside drinks. And they must be destroyed. A barrel of green stuff for the one who crushes the blue stuff.

[Sicon112]

Well that makes things better.

*JR sits down and relaxes as he drinks some Blue Stuff (C)*

Glad we have things sorted out. Enjoy your anthraxberries...

I thought we were over this...

Blue Stuff (C) is made of chocolate, steak and limes combined with some salad and tacos.

It was until Xana obliterated it. Now it's just anthraxberries.

[Sicon112]

You don't seem to understand how this works. You see the only drinks here are made out of madness and darkness and things that would make the hardest monster cry for his non existent mother. Calm and relaxing drinks are considered outside drinks. And they must be destroyed. A barrel of green stuff for the one who crushes the blue stuff.

I'm approximately a week ahead of you. Time travel and Gambit Roulettes are so useful.

[JRPictures]

It's my own personal blend ok.

It's not part of the Coffee Shop. I didn't trust all the drinks here after trying out the Green Stuff (TM). Deal with it.

[Pixelmage]

Hello, fire ants.

*One Fujiyama Volcano later*

Goodbye, fire ants.

Aw... No more ants to murder.
*vanishes waiting for the next victims*

[Sicon112]

It's my own personal blend ok.

It's not part of the Coffee Shop. I didn't trust all the drinks here after trying out the Green Stuff (TM). Deal with it.

We are. Or have. That's the point. No outside food or drinks allowed, mate.

[Lordxana0]

Hello, fire ants.

*One Fujiyama Volcano later*

Goodbye, fire ants.

And hello lava infused ants *giant flaming ant like beings made of lava appear* They called me crazy in vodo school. And now I have giant ants made of lava *holds out mike in front of me, drops it, then walks off*