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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:52 pm

BOOM!
More of a Looney Tunes kind of boom.


Yeah, I suspected as much... it's the Earl Grey lemon, y'see. Gives it a twist. You should try the oolong tea.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:52 pm

*pours green stuff into a teacup and chugs the combined mixture before it explodes. There is a muffled whump sound*

Hmm.... Nah, that tastes kinda nasty. I like it better plain.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:53 pm

Scarab wrote:
BOOM!
More of a Looney Tunes kind of boom.


Yeah, I suspected as much... it's the Earl Grey lemon, y'see. Gives it a twist. You should try the oolong tea.


Shapeshifting pig flavoured tea?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:54 pm

This may be the most powerful substance known to us at this point
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:54 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Shapeshifting pig flavoured tea?


Hey, that sounds like an awesome idea! Someone should totally make that!

...But first we would need to find out what shapeshifting pig tastes like...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:57 pm

Shapeshifting pig flavoured tea?


...Nah, I missed a reference there, the leaves are just dried and curled and stuff, s'kinda sweet... Although you know what? Given what we've already found in here, I would NOT be surprised if there were a tea variety with that flavour lying around.

Who the hell is even STOCKING this room with beverages anyway?

Can we make grenades out of this green stuff?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:00 pm

Scarab wrote:
Shapeshifting pig flavoured tea?


...Nah, I missed a reference there, the leaves are just dried and curled and stuff, s'kinda sweet... Although you know what? Given what we've already found in here, I would NOT be surprised if there were a tea variety with that flavour lying around.

Who the hell is even STOCKING this room with beverages anyway?

Can we make grenades out of this green stuff?


Oh, not this Oolong then.

And we could probably blow up a city with it.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:58 pm

Man looks like everyone is having some fun up in here. *smiles* by the way guys I set up some lime tea. Made from the awesome that Gurt sheds off.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:00 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:Man looks like everyone is having some fun up in here. *smiles* by the way guys I set up some lime tea. Made from the awesome that Gurt sheds off.


Aha! Xana! I have taken control of your back room, and am now fortifying it! All of your green stuff are belong to me!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:00 pm

Also, I totally just broke 600 posts. Epic.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:01 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:Man looks like everyone is having some fun up in here. *smiles* by the way guys I set up some lime tea. Made from the awesome that Gurt sheds off.


Aha! Xana! I have taken control of your back room, and am now fortifying it! All of your green stuff are belong to me!


Cool nice to know this place can run without me. Watch out though, that is where I get my dragons for my five alarm dragon flame hot wings.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:03 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:Cool nice to know this place can run without me. Watch out though, that is where I get my dragons for my five alarm dragon flame hot wings.


Erm... wait... Dragons? Did he just say dragons?

...

...There is one right behind me, isn't there?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:04 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:Cool nice to know this place can run without me. Watch out though, that is where I get my dragons for my five alarm dragon flame hot wings.


Erm... wait... Dragons? Did he just say dragons?

...

...There is one right behind me, isn't there?


He looks piiiiiiiiissed.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:05 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:Cool nice to know this place can run without me. Watch out though, that is where I get my dragons for my five alarm dragon flame hot wings.

Erm... wait... Dragons? Did he just say dragons?

...

...There is one right behind me, isn't there?

*Shapeshifts into a Monstrous Nightmare and snorts behind him*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:06 pm

NeverSlender wrote:He looks piiiiiiiiissed.


Gimme a sec, guys. *closes door* *gigantic explosions, roaring, and shouting are heard*

*door opens*

Whew... all finished. You see, this is why I picked Sabrac as my avatar. You never know when you could have to defend your less-than-legally-acquired awesome green stuff from a horde of angry dragons.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:07 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Lordxana0 wrote:Cool nice to know this place can run without me. Watch out though, that is where I get my dragons for my five alarm dragon flame hot wings.


Erm... wait... Dragons? Did he just say dragons?

...

...There is one right behind me, isn't there?


Yep. Also watch out, it will breathe fire unless you rub its belly.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:07 pm

IslaKariese wrote:*Shapeshifts into a Monstrous Nightmare and snorts behind him*


STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GREEN STUFF! HAAAAA! *gigantic tidal-wave of crimson flame engulfs the room*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:08 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:Yep. Also watch out, it will breathe fire unless you rub its belly.


I knocked it out, and it stopped, so I think that works too...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:09 pm

(sips coffee)

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

(Continues Watching)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:09 pm

The Finch wrote:(sips)

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

(Continues Watching)


Oh... sorry. Forgot you were watching anime. Hey, do you have that one episode that causes epileptic seizures?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:10 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
The Finch wrote:(sips)

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

(Continues Watching)


Oh... sorry. Forgot you were watching anime. Hey, do you have that one episode that causes epileptic seizures?


Should do.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:11 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Should do.


Should do? Erm...What kind of grammatical sense does that make?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:11 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
The Finch wrote:(sips)

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

(Continues Watching)


Oh... sorry. Forgot you were watching anime. Hey, do you have that one episode that causes epileptic seizures?


Should do.


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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:17 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Should do.


Should do? Erm...What kind of grammatical sense does that make?


?

What's wrong with it?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:20 pm

NeverSlender wrote:?

What's wrong with it?


Erm... it doesn't mean anything, seeing as it is just a fragment of a sentence. Who/what should do? What is it that they should do? It's missing it all.
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