The Coffee Room

[The Finch]

Eyes closed. Swinging a blade on a stick at the Pinata!

Um... Transform!

(Changes into a Gong)

BAAAAAAAAANNGGGGGG!

[Scarab]

Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.

Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.

[The Finch]

Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.

Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.

It is a very nice mug...

Transform.

(Turns into another mug, this one covered in rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. It is also the size of a TV.)

[Victin]

Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.

Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.

It is a very nice mug...

Transform.

(Turns into another mug, this one covered in rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. It is also the size of a TV.)

And it's a 8'' TV.
And I shrink it to the size of an apple.
A shrunk apple.

[The Finch]

Wow. That's just amazing.

I need a drink...

[JackAlsworth]

Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*

[The Finch]

Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*

Your giving a mug a mug?

MUGCEPTION

[Sicon112]

Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*

Your giving a mug a mug?

MUGCEPTION

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.

[Pixelmage]

Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*

Your giving a mug a mug?

MUGCEPTION

Randomly breaks one of the mugs. *opens eyes* Who did I break?

[JackAlsworth]

*blinks*

Pixel... my mug...

That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????

[Scarab]

*blinks*

Pixel... my mug...

That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????

Oh shush, just pop down to whatever your local equivalent is of Poundstretcher where you are, they're like, two bucks for a perfectly normal mug. *takes a sip from her decidedly ordinary looking KEEP CALM AND CHECK THE FORUM mugs.

Sigh... it's just not the same as the Eldritch teaset, though.

[Pixelmage]

*blinks*

Pixel... my mug...

That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????

Oh. Of course I do. Finding normal stuff in here is as common as finding Aliens, Time Travelers and Espers out there.
But you know... I can give you another one. *summons mug from outside reality*

[JackAlsworth]

*blinks*

Pixel... my mug...

That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????

Oh. Of course I do. Finding normal stuff in here is as common as finding Aliens, Time Travelers and Espers out there.
But you know... I can give you another one. *summons mug from outside reality*

Oh, thanks, but no thanks, I do have a back-up. *sips from WORLD'S BEST MOD mug*

Oh shush, just pop down to whatever your local equivalent is of Poundstretcher where you are, they're like, two bucks for a perfectly normal mug. *takes a sip from her decidedly ordinary looking KEEP CALM AND CHECK THE FORUM mugs.

Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.

[Sicon112]

Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.

That's probably a wise choice...


*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*

[IslaKariese]

Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.

That's probably a wise choice...

*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*

I forget, what happened to Adell?

[Sicon112]

Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.

That's probably a wise choice...

*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*

I forget, what happened to Adell?

I dunno. Probably had the roof fall on him or something. I can't remember. It's getting so normal around here now.

[JackAlsworth]

I forget, what happened to Adell?

Sicon dropped the roof on him.

The reason I brought it up is because he was aiming at someone else. That someone else was trying to leave.

[Sicon112]

I forget, what happened to Adell?

Sicon dropped the roof on him.

The reason I brought it up is because he was aiming at someone else. That someone else was trying to leave.

Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!

[IslaKariese]

Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!

*stares*

[The Finch]

Someone dropped the roof.

That's all I'll say.

Transform.

(Changes into a Bed)

[Scarab]

Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!

*stares*

*Also stares*
No seriously, what were the odds of us actually believing that?

[Pixelmage]

Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!

*stares*

*Also stares*
No seriously, what were the odds of us actually believing that?

*draws knives, lots of knives*
*goes to a corner to peel potatOS*

[The Finch]

I'm a bed.

Just like you guys to know that.

[Scarab]

*draws knives, lots of knives*
*goes to a corner to peel potatOS*

Ooh, are we having chips?

[Victin]

I'm a bed.

Just like you guys to know that.

*blows up bed with rocket launcher*