Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:08 pmPixelmage wrote:Eyes closed. Swinging a blade on a stick at the Pinata!
Um... Transform!
(Changes into a Gong)
BAAAAAAAAANNGGGGGG!
Um... Transform!
(Changes into a Gong)
BAAAAAAAAANNGGGGGG!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:08 pmUm... Transform!
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BAAAAAAAAANNGGGGGG!
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:10 pmJackAlsworth wrote:Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.
Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:18 pmScarab wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.
Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.
It is a very nice mug...
Transform.
(Turns into another mug, this one covered in rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. It is also the size of a TV.)
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:19 pmThe Finch wrote:Scarab wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Such is the power of the Coffee Room that the jug hasn't actually done anything yet, but is still automatically the scariest thing currently in the room.
Yes, this is the room populated with eldritch abominations and a trigger-happy nuclear assassin. And Sicon. I'm still not going anywhere near that jug.
EDIT: Goddamnit, jug-ninja'd.
Well it IS an Elderitch Jug, I mean we're talking infinitely terrifying cosmic powers here... we had tea out of it last week, and I'm STILL coughing up microscopic holes in reality every now and then.
It is a very nice mug...
Transform.
(Turns into another mug, this one covered in rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. It is also the size of a TV.)
And it's a 8'' TV.
And I shrink it to the size of an apple.
A shrunk apple.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:20 pmWow. That's just amazing.
I need a drink...
I need a drink...
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:35 pmYeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:35 pmJackAlsworth wrote:Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*
Your giving a mug a mug?
MUGCEPTION
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:37 pmThe Finch wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*
Your giving a mug a mug?
MUGCEPTION
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:37 pmThe Finch wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Yeah, me too. Here. *passes Finch a non-eldritch mug*
Your giving a mug a mug?
MUGCEPTION
Randomly breaks one of the mugs. *opens eyes* Who did I break?
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:38 pm*blinks*
Pixel... my mug...
That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????
Pixel... my mug...
That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:45 pmJackAlsworth wrote:*blinks*
Pixel... my mug...
That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????
Oh shush, just pop down to whatever your local equivalent is of Poundstretcher where you are, they're like, two bucks for a perfectly normal mug. *takes a sip from her decidedly ordinary looking KEEP CALM AND CHECK THE FORUM mugs.
Sigh... it's just not the same as the Eldritch teaset, though.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:47 pmJackAlsworth wrote:*blinks*
Pixel... my mug...
That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????
Oh. Of course I do. Finding normal stuff in here is as common as finding Aliens, Time Travelers and Espers out there.
But you know... I can give you another one. *summons mug from outside reality*
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:51 pmPixelmage wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:*blinks*
Pixel... my mug...
That was the most ordinary mug I could find! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND????
Oh. Of course I do. Finding normal stuff in here is as common as finding Aliens, Time Travelers and Espers out there.
But you know... I can give you another one. *summons mug from outside reality*
Oh, thanks, but no thanks, I do have a back-up. *sips from WORLD'S BEST MOD mug*
Scarab wrote:Oh shush, just pop down to whatever your local equivalent is of Poundstretcher where you are, they're like, two bucks for a perfectly normal mug. *takes a sip from her decidedly ordinary looking KEEP CALM AND CHECK THE FORUM mugs.
Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:52 pmJackAlsworth wrote:Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.
That's probably a wise choice...
*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:56 pmSicon112 wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.
That's probably a wise choice...
*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*
I forget, what happened to Adell?
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:00 pmIslaKariese wrote:Sicon112 wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Well, I'm kind of scared to leave, is the thing. I still remember what happened to Adell, y'know.
That's probably a wise choice...
*mutter*Damn it, now I need some new traps...*mutter*
I forget, what happened to Adell?
I dunno. Probably had the roof fall on him or something. I can't remember. It's getting so normal around here now.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:01 pmIslaKariese wrote:I forget, what happened to Adell?
Sicon dropped the roof on him.
The reason I brought it up is because he was aiming at someone else. That someone else was trying to leave.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:03 pmJackAlsworth wrote:IslaKariese wrote:I forget, what happened to Adell?
Sicon dropped the roof on him.
The reason I brought it up is because he was aiming at someone else. That someone else was trying to leave.
Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:04 pmSicon112 wrote:Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!
*stares*
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:04 pmSomeone dropped the roof.
That's all I'll say.
Transform.
(Changes into a Bed)
That's all I'll say.
Transform.
(Changes into a Bed)
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:06 pmIslaKariese wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!
*stares*
*Also stares*
No seriously, what were the odds of us actually believing that?
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:08 pmScarab wrote:IslaKariese wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!
*stares*
*Also stares*
No seriously, what were the odds of us actually believing that?
*draws knives, lots of knives*
*goes to a corner to peel potatOS*
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:09 pmI'm a bed.
Just like you guys to know that.
Just like you guys to know that.
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:10 pmPixelmage wrote:*draws knives, lots of knives*
*goes to a corner to peel potatOS*
Ooh, are we having chips?
Re: The Coffee Room
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:10 pmThe Finch wrote:I'm a bed.
Just like you guys to know that.
*blows up bed with rocket launcher*