Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:10 pmPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:11 pmPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:11 pmScarab wrote:IslaKariese wrote:Sicon112 wrote:Hey! I was totally innocent! You can't prove anything!
*stares*
*Also stares*
No seriously, what were the odds of us actually believing that?
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:15 pmSicon112 wrote:
A completely unrelated question:
What are the odds of you surviving if you don't believe it?
I'd say about fifty fifty, wanna start taking bets now?Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:17 pmAMimsyBorogove wrote:Lots of knives, huh...?
Hey, Pixel, here! Take this stopwatch with the power to halt the flow of time, white wig, steamroller, and maid outfit, and enjoy your new theme song.
=P
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:19 pmScarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:
A completely unrelated question:
What are the odds of you surviving if you don't believe it?
*Draws Ice Wand*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:20 pmSicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:
A completely unrelated question:
What are the odds of you surviving if you don't believe it?
*Draws Ice Wand*
OK, but only if you factor into the odds the orbital laser bombardment that just fired on your location, which is about to heat the area around you to a few thousand degrees kelvin with the help of my flames, turning your ice into GAS. That, plus the seventeen hundred strong army of undead that is about to bust down the wall to your left, the electrocution trap in the floor right where you are standing, the fact that I'm not even here right now, and the fact that the pool-fish-monster is loose, hungry, and RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:21 pmPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:22 pmThe Finch wrote:(Shakes Bed in excitement)
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:22 pmVictin wrote:*survives*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:23 pmSicon112 wrote:OK, but only if you factor into the odds the orbital laser bombardment that just fired on your location, which is about to heat the area around you to a few thousand degrees kelvin with the help of my flames, turning your ice into GAS. That, plus the seventeen hundred strong army of undead that is about to bust down the wall to your left, the electrocution trap in the floor right where you are standing, the fact that I'm not even here right now, and the fact that the pool-fish-monster is loose, hungry, and RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:23 pmJackAlsworth wrote:Sicon112 wrote:OK, but only if you factor into the odds the orbital laser bombardment that just fired on your location, which is about to heat the area around you to a few thousand degrees kelvin with the help of my flames, turning your ice into GAS. That, plus the seventeen hundred strong army of undead that is about to bust down the wall to your left, the electrocution trap in the floor right where you are standing, the fact that I'm not even here right now, and the fact that the pool-fish-monster is loose, hungry, and RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Killed if I stay. Killed if I leave. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Damned if I do, damned if I don't damnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidont
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:24 pmSicon112 wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Killed if I stay. Killed if I leave. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Damned if I do, damned if I don't damnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidont
Too slow. *BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:24 pmSicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Sicon112 wrote:
A completely unrelated question:
What are the odds of you surviving if you don't believe it?
*Draws Ice Wand*
OK, but only if you factor into the odds the orbital laser bombardment that just fired on your location, which is about to heat the area around you to a few thousand degrees kelvin with the help of my flames, turning your ice into GAS. That, plus the seventeen hundred strong army of undead that is about to bust down the wall to your left, the electrocution trap in the floor right where you are standing, the fact that I'm not even here right now, and the fact that the pool-fish-monster is loose, hungry, and RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:26 pmJackAlsworth wrote:damnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidont
*vanishes*
Pixelmage wrote:*stab*
*and also stab at the other four clones*
*time stop and perfect grazing score*
*waiting for the decoy army to appear*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:27 pmSicon112 wrote:It was going for Scarab. You just have to worry about the collateral damage.
Seriously though Scarab, rule number one of being me: Always stack the odds.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:29 pmScarab wrote:I was gonna say... you ever heard of overkill?
Anyway, like I said, fifty fifty. *Pets the pool fish monster on the nose* But we made up about the whole almost killing him... her... erm, it with a freezing cold ray. Besides I created the pool, I'm pretty much the reason he exists, this ice wand appears to have had some kind of green-stuff infused transformation that allows me to walk THROUGH things that would normally turn it to steam (ow, provided I'm willing to sacrifice the feeling in my figners for a while), aaand until the orbital bombardment gets here I have... *checks watch* approximately five seconds to get out of this pedicament. Four, now.
*Freezes the trap,picks up the frahments of crystalsied frozen lightning and pops them in her pocket, steps over the remains of the trap, and goes to freeze the doorways before the armies of the undead break in*.
HEY GUYS, Sicon unleashed the hoardes of the dead on us AGAIN. Can we get some kind of rule established about that? *Throws up ice shield and waits for the bombardment to end*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:29 pmPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:29 pmJackAlsworth wrote:*reappears approximately two feet away from the carnage*
ifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidothe hell?
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:32 pmJackAlsworth wrote:*reappears approximately two feet away from the carnage*
ifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidothe hell?
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:34 pmSicon112 wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:*reappears approximately two feet away from the carnage*
ifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidothe hell?
Oops, that's a land mine! *BOOOOM*
*reset*
*POP*
Pixelmage wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:*reappears approximately two feet away from the carnage*
ifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidothe hell?
*stab*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:36 pmPixelmage wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:*reappears approximately two feet away from the carnage*
ifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidodamnedifidontdamnedifidothe hell?
*stab*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:36 pmSicon112 wrote:Oh come on, the bombardment was an illusion, and the trap was a fake. Would I really tell you where my attack was coming from?
*The arms of a thousand unspeakable horrors from the beyond tear open space time in the floor below Scarab and she is pulled into the rift*
There's being able to Xanatos Gabmit and outwit people really, really well... and then there's just bluffing and making it up as you go. Get back to me when you want a real fight.
Sicon112 wrote:Pixie! That's spawn camping! Bad Pixie!
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:36 pmJackAlsworth wrote:*reappears into Pixel's knife*
Dammit... not... again... *slumps to the ground*
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:38 pmPixelmage wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:*reappears into Pixel's knife*
Dammit... not... again... *slumps to the ground*
Oh, don't worry... You won't die from a simple stab wound. I'll make sure you don't die.