The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

Pixie! That's spawn camping! Bad Pixie!

*is sad*
*goes hunting for ninjas to cheer up*

[JackAlsworth]

Oh no... I'd... know if... I... was dead... Gimme a second... okay, this... hurts a LOT.

[Sicon112]

Oh come on, the bombardment was an illusion, and the trap was a fake. Would I really tell you where my attack was coming from?

*The arms of a thousand unspeakable horrors from the beyond tear open space time in the floor below Scarab and she is pulled into the rift*

*Climbs irritably out of the Rift in the Coffee room and freezes it up behind her. Alas, she is outwitted again*

Seriously? I think you're abusing the lack of physical reality in here, Sicon. There's being able to Xanatos Gabmit and outwit people really, really well... and then there's just bluffing and making it up as you go. Get back to me when you want a real fight.

The fake!bombarbment was pretty, though. Kudos on the pretty

*Is grabbed at by unspeakable terrors breaking through the ice* Eww gross, Isla REALLY needs to talk to her Inlaws.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Properly executed Xanatos Speed Chess is indistinguishable from winging it, except it always works. ^_^

[NeverSlender]

*Climbs out of pillow fort, yawns and stretches*

You know one day I'd like to wake up to an actual coffee room. Not a severely distorted universe filled with zombies, ice and no goddamn coffee.

[NeverSlender]

Oh come on, the bombardment was an illusion, and the trap was a fake. Would I really tell you where my attack was coming from?

*The arms of a thousand unspeakable horrors from the beyond tear open space time in the floor below Scarab and she is pulled into the rift*

*Climbs irritably out of the Rift in the Coffee room and freezes it up behind her. Alas, she is outwitted again*

Seriously? I think you're abusing the lack of physical reality in here, Sicon. There's being able to Xanatos Gabmit and outwit people really, really well... and then there's just bluffing and making it up as you go. Get back to me when you want a real fight.

The fake!bombarbment was pretty, though. Kudos on the pretty

*Is grabbed at by unspeakable terrors breaking through the ice* Eww gross, Isla REALLY needs to talk to her Inlaws.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Properly executed Xanatos Speed Chess is indistinguishable from winging it, except it always works. ^_^

I would say there's no difference.

[Pixelmage]

*Climbs out of pillow fort, yawns and stretches*

You know one day I'd like to wake up to an actual coffee room. Not a severely distorted universe filled with zombies, ice and no goddamn coffee.

*summons a cup of coffee* The coffee is green.

[NeverSlender]

Oh come on, the bombardment was an illusion, and the trap was a fake. Would I really tell you where my attack was coming from?

*The arms of a thousand unspeakable horrors from the beyond tear open space time in the floor below Scarab and she is pulled into the rift*

*Climbs irritably out of the Rift in the Coffee room and freezes it up behind her. Alas, she is outwitted again*

Seriously? I think you're abusing the lack of physical reality in here, Sicon. There's being able to Xanatos Gabmit and outwit people really, really well... and then there's just bluffing and making it up as you go. Get back to me when you want a real fight.

The fake!bombarbment was pretty, though. Kudos on the pretty

*Is grabbed at by unspeakable terrors breaking through the ice* Eww gross, Isla REALLY needs to talk to her Inlaws.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Properly executed Xanatos Speed Chess is indistinguishable from winging it, except it always works. ^_^

This is more roulette than speed chess.

[Sicon112]

This is more roulette than speed chess.

Well this is more Lovecraftian than reality. I can get away with that sh*t.

[Scarab]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Properly executed Xanatos Speed Chess is indistinguishable from winging it, except it always works. ^_^

Well, agreed, but it's still cheating, and it gets kinda boring when you're on the other side :/

*Climbs out of pillow fort, yawns and stretches*
You know one day I'd like to wake up to an actual coffee room. Not a severely distorted universe filled with zombies, ice and no goddamn coffee.

Oh the coffee's over there, inside the safe. It's funny though, it's virtually impossible to break into, and when you consider that we've had ACTUAL nuclear war in here at least once... s'pretty tough safe.

This is more roulette than speed chess.

Well this is more Lovecraftian than reality. I can get away with that sh*t.

Lovecraft is ALWAYS acceptable.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, I just thought of something. So, Pixel, Mokou's Limiting Edict: Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse spams bouncy knives, right? And now you have Sakuya's timehax, so that means you could use Deflation World, which spambounces ALL OF THE KNIVES, right?

So, I'm thinking... with this many knives, we could probably fill every point in space in this entire coffee dimension with knives. Which means that if there are ninjas here, they'll have nowhere to hide.

Or I could just light myself on fire. Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

[Scarab]

Hey, I just thought of something. So, Pixel, Mokou's Limiting Edict: Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse spams bouncy knives, right? And now you have Sakuya's timehax, so that means you could use Deflation World, which spambounces ALL OF THE KNIVES, right?

So, I'm thinking... with this many knives, we could probably fill every point in space in this entire coffee dimension with knives. Which means that if there are ninjas here, they'll have nowhere to hide.

Or I could just light myself on fire. Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

...*Hides behind the pillow fort*
I think I'll just stay here for the rest of the day if you don't mind, guys.

[AMimsyBorogove]

That won't help you, Scarab. We're going to have to fill every point in space-time within this dimension - and probably some outside of it - with knives just so we can be sure there aren't any ninjas.

Or I could light the world on fire. Which do you prefer?

[JackAlsworth]

Or I could light the world on fire. Which do you prefer?

No... no, don't... set the world... on fire..

I just wanna... set a... flame... in... your heart...

*continues singing deliriously*

[Sicon112]

That won't help you, Scarab. We're going to have to fill every point in space-time within this dimension - and probably some outside of it - with knives just so we can be sure there aren't any ninjas.

Or I could light the world on fire. Which do you prefer?

If ninjas can't catch you if you are on fire and you set the entirety of existence on fire, does that mean ninjas can no longer exist? THIS CALLS FOR SCIENCE!

[Scarab]

That won't help you, Scarab. We're going to have to fill every point in space-time within this dimension - and probably some outside of it - with knives just so we can be sure there aren't any ninjas.

Or I could light the world on fire. Which do you prefer?

If ninjas can't catch you if you are on fire and you set the entirety of existence on fire, does that mean ninjas can no longer exist? THIS CALLS FOR SCIENCE!

Oh you'd be surprised, this pillow fort srvives the impossible on a regualr basis. I'm not entirely sure how...
Agreed, though, this is something that must absolutely must be worked out with great haste.
But first...

No... no, don't... set the world... on fire..
I just wanna... set a... flame... in... your heart...

*Gently guides Jack to the door* ...I'm gonna get him out of here, I think he's had a bit too much of the stuff to be doing science right now.

[Sicon112]

*Gently guides Jack to the door* ...I'm gonna get him out of here, I think he's had a bit too much of the stuff to be doing science right now.

DON'T USE THAT DOOR THERE'S A- *They trigger a tripwire and shrapnel flies out of the walls* ...tripwire...Oops.

[IslaKariese]

*Gently guides Jack to the door* ...I'm gonna get him out of here, I think he's had a bit too much of the stuff to be doing science right now.

DON'T USE THAT DOOR THERE'S A- *They trigger a tripwire and shrapnel flies out of the walls* ...tripwire...Oops.

*chuckles darkly*

[Scarab]

*Gently guides Jack to the door* ...I'm gonna get him out of here, I think he's had a bit too much of the stuff to be doing science right now.

DON'T USE THAT DOOR THERE'S A- *They trigger a tripwire and shrapnel flies out of the walls* ...tripwire...Oops.

*Ever... so...carefully... untangles herself from the shrapnel.*
I have never been so grateful for the literal ice in my veins. I totally kept my cool there. Tooootally.

*Freezes sharpnel to such a low temperature it loses all cohesion and breaks into tiny microscopic particles.*

Now, are there any MORE killer traps to deal with here, or are we FINALLY done?

[Sicon112]

*Gently guides Jack to the door* ...I'm gonna get him out of here, I think he's had a bit too much of the stuff to be doing science right now.

DON'T USE THAT DOOR THERE'S A- *They trigger a tripwire and shrapnel flies out of the walls* ...tripwire...Oops.

*Ever... so...carefully... untangles herself from the shrapnel.*
I have never been so grateful for the literal ice in my veins. I totally kept my cool there. Tooootally.

*Freezes sharpnel to such a low temperature it loses all cohesion and breaks into tiny microscopic particles.*

Now, are there any MORE killer traps to deal with here, or are we FINALLY done?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.... there is ONE place with no killer death traps... Where I am.

[JackAlsworth]

*Ever... so...carefully... untangles herself from the shrapnel.*
I have never been so grateful for the literal ice in my veins. I totally kept my cool there. Tooootally.

*Freezes sharpnel to such a low temperature it loses all cohesion and breaks into tiny microscopic particles.*

Now, are there any MORE killer traps to deal with here, or are we FINALLY done?

Anyone... ever... tell you... your... your...

your hands... are... are...

really cold...

[Scarab]

*Ever... so...carefully... untangles herself from the shrapnel.*
I have never been so grateful for the literal ice in my veins. I totally kept my cool there. Tooootally.

*Freezes sharpnel to such a low temperature it loses all cohesion and breaks into tiny microscopic particles.*

Now, are there any MORE killer traps to deal with here, or are we FINALLY done?

Anyone... ever... tell you... your... your...

your hands... are... are...

really cold...

...Uh. On occasion. Eating shards of elemental power devices will do that to ya. Well you know what they say, cold hands warm heart?

Um... sorry. *Moves hands* Come on, outta the room of impending death and destruction. You have... admining to do. And stuff. Later.

[JackAlsworth]

...Uh. On occasion. Eating shards of elemental power devices will do that to ya. Well you know what they say, cold hands warm heart?

Um... sorry. *Moves hands* Come on, outta the room of impending death and destruction. You have... admining to do. And stuff. Later.

(For the record, I'm not woozy because I'm drunk. It's because of blood loss.)

Admining... is... yeah, that'll... be nice. Just gotta... gotta... gotta get... uh...

I still got... got all... my arms, right? I think... I'll need... them later...

[Scarab]

...Uh. On occasion. Eating shards of elemental power devices will do that to ya. Well you know what they say, cold hands warm heart?

Um... sorry. *Moves hands* Come on, outta the room of impending death and destruction. You have... admining to do. And stuff. Later.

(For the record, I'm not woozy because I'm drunk. It's because of blood loss.)

Admining... is... yeah, that'll... be nice. Just gotta... gotta... gotta get... uh...

I still got... got all... my arms, right? I think... I'll need... them later...

Shiiiit.
Well done guys, WELL DONE, it's all fun and games until somebody nearly kills one of the Admins. Why is it always me who has to clean up the blood loss?

Hang on a sec, I'll just freeze these copiously bleeding open wounds and... I dunno, go find the reset button I think. it's still in here somewhere, it just keeps MOVING.

[Guyshane]

Shiiiit.
Well done guys, WELL DONE, it's all fun and games until somebody nearly kills one of the Admins. Why is it always me who has to clean up the blood loss?

Hang on a sec, I'll just freeze these copiously bleeding open wounds and... I dunno, go find the reset button I think. it's still in here somewhere, it just keeps MOVING.

Don't bother only Xana knows where the reset button is

[Lordxana0]

Shiiiit.
Well done guys, WELL DONE, it's all fun and games until somebody nearly kills one of the Admins. Why is it always me who has to clean up the blood loss?

Hang on a sec, I'll just freeze these copiously bleeding open wounds and... I dunno, go find the reset button I think. it's still in here somewhere, it just keeps MOVING.

Don't bother only Xana knows where the reset button is

I sold the reset button for a small robot dog that does flips. And that broke. Cheap junk. Anyway who wants a cup of phoenix down?