The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

I sold the reset button for a small robot dog that does flips. And that broke. Cheap junk. Anyway who wants a cup of phoenix down?

...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

[NeverSlender]

I sold the reset button for a small robot dog that does flips. And that broke. Cheap junk. Anyway who wants a cup of phoenix down?

...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

It ressurects people. As long as he's dead, he'll be fine.

[JackAlsworth]

...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

Banning... is in... the eye... eye of... the be... beholder...

Beholders are... are nice... and fuzzy... mom, can... can I have one? *shivers*

[Lordxana0]

...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

Banning... is in... the eye... eye of... the be... beholder...

Beholders are... are nice... and fuzzy... mom, can... can I have one? *shivers*

*walks over and hands it over to you*

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

Xana, did you steal one of my massive burning tailfeathers while I wasn't looking? Or did you do it while I was dead? I'm thinking it was probably the latter, since if I was alive you'd have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, I could just use some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir, you know.

*holds up a cup of shiny blueish-purple stuff.*

[Scarab]

...

Xana, did you steal one of my massive burning tailfeathers while I wasn't looking? Or did you do it while I was dead? I'm thinking it was probably the latter, since if I was alive you'd have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, I could just use some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir, you know.

*holds up a cup of shiny blueish-purple stuff.*

*Is ignoring everything... pokes the feather a little... Everything goes very very red and hot for a second*

[Endless Sea]

...

Xana, did you steal one of my massive burning tailfeathers while I wasn't looking? Or did you do it while I was dead? I'm thinking it was probably the latter, since if I was alive you'd have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, I could just use some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir, you know.

*holds up a cup of shiny blueish-purple stuff.*

*Is ignoring everything... pokes the feather a little... Everything goes very very red and hot for a second*

*descends from the ceiling, an orb of contained plasma two inches in diameter in each hand, while fragments of the telekinetically shattered jug hit the floor*

Okay, guys, all I wanted was a pitcher of the green stuff. Instead, I get used as a pinata. I think that warrants some firsthand experience with nuclear fusion, wouldn't you agree?

Oh, and just a reminder- cyborg mage. I am. A cyborg mage. Commit it to memory.

[The Finch]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

[Endless Sea]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...wut.

You do realize that just makes you easier to burn, right?

[Scarab]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

[The Finch]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...wut.

You do realize that just makes you easier to burn, right?

YOU BETTER NOT

[Endless Sea]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...wut.

You do realize that just makes you easier to burn, right?

YOU BETTER NOT

Oh so tempting.

[Sicon112]

Yes! Experiment successful! Now I get to watch as all hell breaks loose and you guys destroy reality again!

[Scarab]

I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

MEEP! *Rapidly attempts to refreeze them while the plasma is raging*

Dude, you can't kill the admin we need him to administrate! Without them we'll descend into... into even more random chaos than we already have!

[Endless Sea]

I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

MEEP! *Rapidly attempts to refreeze them while the plasma is raging*

Dude, you can't kill the admin we need him to administrate! Without them we'll descend into... into even more random chaos than we already have!

Eh, he's got some Pheonix Down, right? He'll just respawn.

Everyone else, on the other hand...

*releases containment on one plasma ball in Sicon's general direction*

[JackAlsworth]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

*BEEP* This message is playing because a moderator has fallen unconscious. A healing program will soon initiate. Please step away from the body, as the program has been known to create flashes of light that could cause temporary blindness. *BEEP*

*bathes room in bright light*

[NeverSlender]

I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

MEEP! *Rapidly attempts to refreeze them while the plasma is raging*

Dude, you can't kill the admin we need him to administrate! Without them we'll descend into... into even more random chaos than we already have!

No no, kill the admin! Phoenix feathers revive people!

[Endless Sea]

Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

*BEEP* This message is playing because a moderator has fallen unconscious. A healing program will soon initiate. Please step away from the body, as the program has been known to create flashes of light that could cause temporary blindness. *BEEP*

*bathes room in bright light*

Well, then. *eyes polarize*

[Sicon112]

Eh, he's got some Pheonix Down, right? He'll just respawn.

Everyone else, on the other hand...

*releases containment on one plasma ball in Sicon's general direction*

Soo.... Apparently, someone wasn't paying attention when we covered this a few hours back. I ALWAYS stack the odds. *Orbital laser bombardment, followed by horde of undead ensues, and then he is eaten by the pool-fish-monster, falls into it's stomach and is sucked into an eldritch dimension*

Also, I was never there. I was over here the entire time. *Wall of Green Stuff(TM) bottles collapses revealing him*

[Endless Sea]

Eh, he's got some Pheonix Down, right? He'll just respawn.

Everyone else, on the other hand...

*releases containment on one plasma ball in Sicon's general direction*

Soo.... Apparently, someone wasn't paying attention when we covered this a few hours back. I ALWAYS stack the odds. *Orbital laser bombardment, followed by horde of undead ensues, and then he is eaten by the pool-fish-monster, falls into it's stomach and is sucked into an eldritch dimension*

Also, I was never there. I was over here the entire time. *Wall of Green Stuff(TM) bottles collapses revealing him*

Nice job, you got the admin eaten. Wonderful.

*telepathically confirms Sicon's location, then hurls BOTH plasma balls at him, both of which are directly controlled by me*

[Scarab]

*BEEP* This message is playing because a moderator has fallen unconscious. A healing program will soon initiate. Please step away from the body, as the program has been known to create flashes of light that could cause temporary blindness. *BEEP*

*bathes room in bright light*

...You get your own personal HEALING PROGRAM? How does that even--OH GOD MY EYES!

[JackAlsworth]

*the bright light fades*

WELL, then. That was refreshing.

*flashsteps the remaining destruction*

I'll just let you two duke it out then.

[Victin]

Ha! I'm already blind, your light wo-AAAAHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!

[The Finch]

(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)

[NeverSlender]

(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)

*Unfortunately this coffee room is only the size of a tin can and is eaten by the kraken*