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Lordxana0 wrote:I sold the reset button for a small robot dog that does flips. And that broke. Cheap junk. Anyway who wants a cup of phoenix down?

Scarab wrote:

Lordxana0 wrote:I sold the reset button for a small robot dog that does flips. And that broke. Cheap junk. Anyway who wants a cup of phoenix down?

...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

Scarab wrote:...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

JackAlsworth wrote:

Scarab wrote:...*Facepalm* Great. Does PHOENIX DOWN cure extreme blood loss by any chance?

*looks down at the slightly permafrosted Jack* Uh... yeah, I'm not gonna get permabanned or anything for this, am I? I mean technically it wasn't my fault.

Banning... is in... the eye... eye of... the be... beholder...

Beholders are... are nice... and fuzzy... mom, can... can I have one? *shivers*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

Xana, did you steal one of my massive burning tailfeathers while I wasn't looking? Or did you do it while I was dead? I'm thinking it was probably the latter, since if I was alive you'd have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, I could just use some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir, you know.

*holds up a cup of shiny blueish-purple stuff.*

Scarab wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

Xana, did you steal one of my massive burning tailfeathers while I wasn't looking? Or did you do it while I was dead? I'm thinking it was probably the latter, since if I was alive you'd have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, I could just use some grape-flavored Hourai Elixir, you know.

*holds up a cup of shiny blueish-purple stuff.*

*Is ignoring everything... pokes the feather a little... Everything goes very very red and hot for a second*

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

Endless Sea wrote:

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...wut.

You do realize that just makes you easier to burn, right?

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

The Finch wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...wut.

You do realize that just makes you easier to burn, right?

YOU BETTER NOT

Endless Sea wrote:I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

Scarab wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

MEEP! *Rapidly attempts to refreeze them while the plasma is raging*

Dude, you can't kill the admin we need him to administrate! Without them we'll descend into... into even more random chaos than we already have!

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

Scarab wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:I've got a ball of plasma in each hand. I think the wounds are looooong unfrozen.

MEEP! *Rapidly attempts to refreeze them while the plasma is raging*

Dude, you can't kill the admin we need him to administrate! Without them we'll descend into... into even more random chaos than we already have!

JackAlsworth wrote:

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:Transform

(Changes into a Giant Stuffed Key)

...*Pokes the Finch*

Uh... is the Admin still bleeding to death? I froze all the mortal wounds, but I dunno if thats what phoenix featehrs actually DO.

*BEEP* This message is playing because a moderator has fallen unconscious. A healing program will soon initiate. Please step away from the body, as the program has been known to create flashes of light that could cause temporary blindness. *BEEP*

*bathes room in bright light*

Endless Sea wrote:Eh, he's got some Pheonix Down, right? He'll just respawn.

Everyone else, on the other hand...

*releases containment on one plasma ball in Sicon's general direction*

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Eh, he's got some Pheonix Down, right? He'll just respawn.

Everyone else, on the other hand...

*releases containment on one plasma ball in Sicon's general direction*

Soo.... Apparently, someone wasn't paying attention when we covered this a few hours back. I ALWAYS stack the odds. *Orbital laser bombardment, followed by horde of undead ensues, and then he is eaten by the pool-fish-monster, falls into it's stomach and is sucked into an eldritch dimension*

Also, I was never there. I was over here the entire time. *Wall of Green Stuff(TM) bottles collapses revealing him*

JackAlsworth wrote:*BEEP* This message is playing because a moderator has fallen unconscious. A healing program will soon initiate. Please step away from the body, as the program has been known to create flashes of light that could cause temporary blindness. *BEEP*

*bathes room in bright light*

The Finch wrote:(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)