The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

Nice job, you got the admin eaten. Wonderful.

*telepathically confirms Sicon's location, hurls BOTH plasma balls at him- which are both also directly controlled by me*

Once again, we covered this. That's two for two in one day. Would I REALLY reveal that easily where I was? Do you think that low of me? I was never even in this ROOM. *sigh*

On, and you may have just stepped on the detonator hooked up to all of Guyshane's nukes. He usually would be upset with me, but since you are using nuclear power and he isn't around to obliterate you for taking his job, guess I will.

I also added a reality destroying explosive into the mix two. I hop Xana got a new reset button! Bye everyone!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[The Finch]

(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)

*Unfortunately this coffee room is only the size of a tin can and is eaten by the kraken*

TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Giant Time-Imploding Bomb)

Oh dear...

[NeverSlender]

*Yawns*

Can someone come up with something new? This rooms been nuked three days in a row.

[Endless Sea]

*the bright light fades*

WELL, then. That was refreshing.

*flashsteps the remaining destruction*

I'll just let you two duke it out then.

*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.

Ha! I'm already blind, your light wo-AAAAHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!

Actually, that's my plasma aura. Raises the temperature of my immediate surroundings by an as-of-yet unspecified amount of degrees Celcius. Enjoy.

[Sicon112]

(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)

*Unfortunately this coffee room is only the size of a tin can and is eaten by the kraken*

TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Giant Time-Imploding Bomb)

Oh dear...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of you. But you can explode now too, so that makes it even better for me to watch.

[Sicon112]

*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.

Noting is pursuing me. I was never here and all of reality just collapsed around your head. Again.

[The Finch]

Ok.

(TICK,TOCK,TICK,TOCK)

(RIIIING!)

[Endless Sea]

Nice job, you got the admin eaten. Wonderful.

*telepathically confirms Sicon's location, hurls BOTH plasma balls at him- which are both also directly controlled by me*

Once again, we covered this. That's two for two in one day. Would I REALLY reveal that easily where I was? Do you think that low of me? I was never even in this ROOM. *sigh*

On, and you may have just stepped on the detonator hooked up to all of Guyshane's nukes. He usually would be upset with me, but since you are using nuclear power and he isn't around to obliterate you for taking his job, guess I will.

I also added a reality destroying explosive into the mix two. I hop Xana got a new reset button! Bye everyone!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

[Sicon112]

...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.

[The Finch]

(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

(HGAIOGHIUAOTGI)

[Endless Sea]

...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.

...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?

[NeverSlender]

...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.

...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?

I would say he decided it about a minute ago.

[JackAlsworth]

(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

So your error function failed? That's... a new one.

*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.

*sigh* Who decided it was a good idea to try and kill the mod?

*lets the plasma ball hit*

Well, I've certainly had worse.

[Victin]

...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.

...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?

More than some Eons, less than a few yoctoseconds.

[The Finch]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

[Endless Sea]

color=#FF4000]...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?[/color]

I would say he decided it about a minute ago.

Oh. Well, in that case, his body's probably already destabilizing due to a massive overdose of radiation. ^^

[Sicon112]

More than some Eons, less than a few yoctoseconds.

See, listen to the veteran of the Coffee Shop. he knows EXACTLY what he is talking about.

[NeverSlender]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

[Scarab]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

*hands box* Popcorn?

[Sicon112]

color=#FF4000]...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?[/color]

I would say he decided it about a minute ago.

Oh. Well, in that case, his body's probably already destabilizing due to a massive overdose of radiation. ^^

My body is made of living flame that is a representation of my existence, and the form you come into contact with is a tiny fragment of an incomprehensibly large energy being. I'd say radiation isn't a big deal.

[The Finch]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

*hands box* Popcorn?

Don't mind if I do.

[Sicon112]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

*hands box* Popcorn?

Only in the Coffee Room could this conversation happen. Such a wonderful place this is.

[Endless Sea]

(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

So your error function failed? That's... a new one.

*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.

*sigh* Who decided it was a good idea to try and kill the mod?

*lets the plasma ball hit*

Well, I've certainly had worse.

That's actually quite decent of you. ^^ Really, though, I'm just angry I got tied to the ceiling with a jug on my head before promptly being used as a pinata by a spear-toting Pixelmage. Nothing personal, just feeling omnicidal at the moment. Plasma Form tends to do that to me.

[The Finch]

Now playing at the Coffee Room Cinema: Neverlender Fixes Time.

Tickets: FREE!

CONCESSIONS: FREE!

[Endless Sea]

Watch.

*hands box* Popcorn?

Don't mind if I do.

You do realize you jerks are burning too, right?