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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:30 pm
by Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:Nice job, you got the admin eaten. Wonderful.

*telepathically confirms Sicon's location, hurls BOTH plasma balls at him- which are both also directly controlled by me*


Once again, we covered this. That's two for two in one day. Would I REALLY reveal that easily where I was? Do you think that low of me? I was never even in this ROOM. *sigh*

On, and you may have just stepped on the detonator hooked up to all of Guyshane's nukes. He usually would be upset with me, but since you are using nuclear power and he isn't around to obliterate you for taking his job, guess I will.

I also added a reality destroying explosive into the mix two. I hop Xana got a new reset button! Bye everyone!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:31 pm
by The Finch
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)


*Unfortunately this coffee room is only the size of a tin can and is eaten by the kraken*


TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Giant Time-Imploding Bomb)

Oh dear...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:31 pm
by NeverSlender
*Yawns*

Can someone come up with something new? This rooms been nuked three days in a row.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:31 pm
by Endless Sea
JackAlsworth wrote:*the bright light fades*

WELL, then. That was refreshing.

*flashsteps the remaining destruction*

I'll just let you two duke it out then.


*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.

Victin wrote:Ha! I'm already blind, your light wo-AAAAHHHH!! IT BUUURNS!!


Actually, that's my plasma aura. Raises the temperature of my immediate surroundings by an as-of-yet unspecified amount of degrees Celcius. Enjoy.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:32 pm
by Sicon112
The Finch wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:(Falls Over)

Transform.

(Changes into a Brand-New Coffee Room, Complete with Green Stuff(TM) chamber)


*Unfortunately this coffee room is only the size of a tin can and is eaten by the kraken*


TRANSFORM

(Changes into a Giant Time-Imploding Bomb)

Oh dear...


WAAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of you. But you can explode now too, so that makes it even better for me to watch.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:33 pm
by Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.


Noting is pursuing me. I was never here and all of reality just collapsed around your head. Again.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:33 pm
by The Finch
Ok.

(TICK,TOCK,TICK,TOCK)

(RIIIING!)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:33 pm
by Endless Sea
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Nice job, you got the admin eaten. Wonderful.

*telepathically confirms Sicon's location, hurls BOTH plasma balls at him- which are both also directly controlled by me*


Once again, we covered this. That's two for two in one day. Would I REALLY reveal that easily where I was? Do you think that low of me? I was never even in this ROOM. *sigh*

On, and you may have just stepped on the detonator hooked up to all of Guyshane's nukes. He usually would be upset with me, but since you are using nuclear power and he isn't around to obliterate you for taking his job, guess I will.

I also added a reality destroying explosive into the mix two. I hop Xana got a new reset button! Bye everyone!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

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...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:34 pm
by Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.


Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:35 pm
by The Finch
(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.

(HGAIOGHIUAOTGI)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:36 pm
by Endless Sea
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.


Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.


...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:37 pm
by NeverSlender
Endless Sea wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.


Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.


...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?


I would say he decided it about a minute ago.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:38 pm
by JackAlsworth
The Finch wrote:(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.


So your error function failed? That's... a new one.

Endless Sea wrote:
*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.


*sigh* Who decided it was a good idea to try and kill the mod?

*lets the plasma ball hit*

Well, I've certainly had worse.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:39 pm
by Victin
Endless Sea wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:...So you're not gonna try to run away from the miniature suns hunting you down? You can't hide the location of your mind, you know.


Nope. My mind doesn't exist on this plain of reality. I jumped off to another, weirder one ages ago. I've been talking to you guys through prerecorded messages ever since. This Green Stuff(TM) really has some perks.


...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?

More than some Eons, less than a few yoctoseconds.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by The Finch
The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by Endless Sea
NeverSlender wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:color=#FF4000]...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?[/color]


I would say he decided it about a minute ago.


Oh. Well, in that case, his body's probably already destabilizing due to a massive overdose of radiation. ^^

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by Sicon112
Victin wrote:More than some Eons, less than a few yoctoseconds.


See, listen to the veteran of the Coffee Shop. he knows EXACTLY what he is talking about.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:41 pm
by NeverSlender
The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO


Watch.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:41 pm
by Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO


Watch.


*hands box* Popcorn?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:41 pm
by Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:color=#FF4000]...I still don't have my jug yet.

Incidentally, how long would "ages" be?[/color]


I would say he decided it about a minute ago.


Oh. Well, in that case, his body's probably already destabilizing due to a massive overdose of radiation. ^^


My body is made of living flame that is a representation of my existence, and the form you come into contact with is a tiny fragment of an incomprehensibly large energy being. I'd say radiation isn't a big deal.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:42 pm
by The Finch
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO


Watch.


*hands box* Popcorn?


Don't mind if I do.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:42 pm
by Sicon112
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO


Watch.


*hands box* Popcorn?


Only in the Coffee Room could this conversation happen. Such a wonderful place this is.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:43 pm
by Endless Sea
JackAlsworth wrote:
The Finch wrote:(Implodes on time)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Error.exe has encountered an error and needs to close.


So your error function failed? That's... a new one.

Endless Sea wrote:
*gestures at Jack, fires off another plasma ball while still controlling the ones pursuing Sicon* Oh no you don't.


*sigh* Who decided it was a good idea to try and kill the mod?

*lets the plasma ball hit*

Well, I've certainly had worse.


That's actually quite decent of you. ^^ Really, though, I'm just angry I got tied to the ceiling with a jug on my head before promptly being used as a pinata by a spear-toting Pixelmage. Nothing personal, just feeling omnicidal at the moment. Plasma Form tends to do that to me.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:44 pm
by The Finch
Now playing at the Coffee Room Cinema: Neverlender Fixes Time.

Tickets: FREE!

CONCESSIONS: FREE!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:47 pm
by Endless Sea
Sicon112]My body is made of living flame that is a representation of my existence, and the form you come into contact with is a tiny fragment of an incomprehensibly large energy being. I'd say radiation isn't a big deal.[/quote]

You're still destabilizing, though.

[quote="The Finch wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Watch.


*hands box* Popcorn?


Don't mind if I do.


You do realize you jerks are burning too, right?