The Coffee Room

[IslaKariese]

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*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*

*REBOOTING SYSTEM*

*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*

RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}

OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]

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*Throws down her book in disgust* Again!? This is the fifth time this century!!

[Scarab]

The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

RUN={WATCH_COFFEEROOM}
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*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*
*REBOOTING SYSTEM*
*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*
RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}
OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]
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Uuuurgh, it always gives me a blinding headache when they do that.

Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.

His bride is out RPing at the moment, though. So I'd be careful, she's kind of the chain keeping him from devouring us all if he wakes.

[Endless Sea]

okay, I'm going to read this now....

78 pages?! O.o

*slowly edges to the door*

OOC: Ah, don't worry. Just jump in! That''s what I did when I missed, like, sixty-five pages at once. 'Course, you may want to wait until Alaki-me powers down, as he's kinda in omnicidal-maniac mode at the moment. (Oh, and to everyone else- no hard feelings, right? ^^ I'm just being dedicated to mah character.)

Looks like I might need to call Lehu. First of all, though... *fires off another plasma ball*

...Hey, wait, I'm speaking normally. Looks like I did get Lehu... IN THE FUTURE

Don't know what shit is going on here... But you know what..?
*stab*
*summon daggers*
*more stabbing*

And now I can relax to sleep soundly!
*vanishes again*

Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

[The Finch]

Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

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[NeverSlender]

Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

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Your mind is more likely to fall out onto the floor.

[eli_gone_crazy]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

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Your mind is more likely to fall out onto the floor.

or grow legs and walk away.

[NeverSlender]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Actually you may be the first.

[Sicon112]

Wait, does all this stabbing mean Pixie is still in Sakuya mode? If so, I have a song...

[Victin]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Not anymore!
*steals her sanity away*

[Pixelmage]

Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

[Scarab]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Nope, you just think you are.
And even if you are, don't worry, we can fix that, here, drink this *hands green stuff over* Ooh, you got the bottom of the barrell stuff, too.

[eli_gone_crazy]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.[/quote]

Actually you may be the first.[/quote]

well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in!

[Pixelmage]

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

[Endless Sea]

Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?

Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.

Congratulations, you listed three forms of normal, everyday, real-world radiaton. Woohoo. Dude, you do realize photons aren't clearly defined as either wave or particle, right? Not to mention that I'm using elemental plasma, which has a completely different set of rules.

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.

\

...Well, okay then!

[eli_gone_crazy]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Nope, you just think you are.
And even if you are, don't worry, we can fix that, here, drink this *hands green stuff over* Ooh, you got the bottom of the barrell stuff, too.[/quote]

*glares at green stuff suspiciously*

[Victin]

hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Actually you may be the first.[/quote]

well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in! [/quote]
Hey, pshh! Don't forget to bring a gift for Ctulthu. He's too greedy to buy something for Her Greatness Abyssal Wife-y One. And you weren't here when they got married

[Scarab]

well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in!

THAT'S the Spirit Come on, we'll show you how to play Lethal Twister. We'll soon get rid of that annoying, niggling sanity.

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

Yeah, it's less fun that way

*glares at green stuff suspiciously*

Oh don't be so timid, when have I ever steered you wrong?

[Endless Sea]

Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

No you won't, because you are currently a pile of rapidly decaying dust on the molten, flaming expanse that used to be the floor.

[eli_gone_crazy]

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

[JackAlsworth]

Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

No you won't, because you are currently a pile of rapidly decaying dust on the molten, flaming expanse that used to be the floor.

*cough*

*shields the audience with a plasma-proof barrier*

[Scarab]

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

...This kid's gonna fit right in.

JackAlsworth wrote:
*shields the audience with a plasma-proof barrier*

Yay for Jack.

[Sicon112]

Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?

Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.

Congratulations, you listed three forms of normal, everyday, real-world radiaton. Woohoo. Dude, you do realize photons aren't clearly defined as either wave or particle, right? Not to mention that I'm using elemental plasma, which has a completely different set of rules.

Meh, just used one or the other. Unless I'm actually writing a paper or something, it's not a big deal.

As to the whole elemental plasma thing, that just makes it easy for me. Science would actually require explaining, and so is more interesting. Now I don't need to worry about it. I literally have enough power to collapse a dimension if I self destruct, so yea...

[Endless Sea]

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

Sounds interesting. Fork over a jug and I'll try not to get you caught in the firefight.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oh don't be so timid, when have I ever steered you wrong?

when you encouraged me to step into this Pandora's box!