Watch the Footage

Victin wrote:RUN={WATCH_COFFEEROOM}

*FAILED TO RUN={WATCH_COFFEROOM}*

*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*

*REBOOTING SYSTEM*

*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*

RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}

OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]

RUN=LOGIC_COFFEROOM

*FAILED TO RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}*

OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC/COFFEEROOM}]

RUN=LOGIC/COFFEEROOM

EɹR@ɹ=ɹ3b00t/u0£0nG3ɹ4b£3t0ɹunD4t4s%&ql3h#01101000011001010110110001110000

Victin wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:

The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO

Watch.

RUN={WATCH_COFFEEROOM}
*FAILED TO RUN={WATCH_COFFEROOM}*
*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*
*REBOOTING SYSTEM*
*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*
RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}
OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]
RUN=LOGIC_COFFEROOM
*FAILED TO RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}*
OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC/COFFEEROOM}]
RUN=LOGIC/COFFEEROOM
EɹR@ɹ=ɹ3b00t/u0£0nG3ɹ4b£3t0ɹunD4t4s%&ql3h#01101000011001010110110001110000

NeverSlender wrote:Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:okay, I'm going to read this now....

78 pages?! O.o

*slowly edges to the door*

Pixelmage wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Looks like I might need to call Lehu. First of all, though... *fires off another plasma ball*

...Hey, wait, I'm speaking normally. Looks like I did get Lehu... IN THE FUTURE

Don't know what shit is going on here... But you know what..?
*stab*
*summon daggers*
*more stabbing*

And now I can relax to sleep soundly!
*vanishes again*

The Finch wrote:Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

ewgigfweiufgbweioybr4wuyeofichtfbvf43qiuyc5outgrb438opcrtifelkayrcnqhcgiop3qxruhmq4tg26746983cyn78c9hj4fgdjkvbiaouibolaigjngvowpaejytnvg4 iom

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

NeverSlender wrote:

The Finch wrote:Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

ewgigfweiufgbweioybr4wuyeofichtfbvf43qiuyc5outgrb438opcrtifelkayrcnqhcgiop3qxruhmq4tg26746983cyn78c9hj4fgdjkvbiaouibolaigjngvowpaejytnvg4 iom

Your mind is more likely to fall out onto the floor.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

NeverSlender wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?

Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.

NeverSlender wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.

Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!

......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in!

Pixelmage wrote:By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*glares at green stuff suspiciously*

Pixelmage wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

Endless Sea wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

No you won't, because you are currently a pile of rapidly decaying dust on the molten, flaming expanse that used to be the floor.

JackAlsworth wrote:*shields the audience with a plasma-proof barrier*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

JackAlsworth wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:
*shields the audience with a plasma-proof barrier*

Endless Sea wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?

Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.

Congratulations, you listed three forms of normal, everyday, real-world radiaton. Woohoo. Dude, you do realize photons aren't clearly defined as either wave or particle, right? Not to mention that I'm using elemental plasma, which has a completely different set of rules.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Pixelmage wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

Scarab wrote:Oh don't be so timid, when have I ever steered you wrong?