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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:02 pm
by IslaKariese
Victin wrote:RUN={WATCH_COFFEEROOM}

*FAILED TO RUN={WATCH_COFFEROOM}*

*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*

*REBOOTING SYSTEM*

*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*

RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}

OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]

RUN=LOGIC_COFFEROOM

*FAILED TO RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}*

OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC/COFFEEROOM}]

RUN=LOGIC/COFFEEROOM

EɹR@ɹ=ɹ3b00t/u0£0nG3ɹ4b£3t0ɹunD4t4s%&ql3h#01101000011001010110110001110000

*Throws down her book in disgust* Again!? This is the fifth time this century!!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:02 pm
by Scarab
Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:The entire idea of time has failed.

WAT DO


Watch.

RUN={WATCH_COFFEEROOM}
*FAILED TO RUN={WATCH_COFFEROOM}*
*SYSTEM OVERPOWERED*
*REBOOTING SYSTEM*
*SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY REBOOTED*
RUN={WATCH/OPTIONS_COFFEROOM}
OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}]
RUN=LOGIC_COFFEROOM
*FAILED TO RUN={LOGIC_COFFEROOM}*
OPTION=[RUN={LOGIC/COFFEEROOM}]
RUN=LOGIC/COFFEEROOM
EɹR@ɹ=ɹ3b00t/u0£0nG3ɹ4b£3t0ɹunD4t4s%&ql3h#01101000011001010110110001110000


Uuuurgh, it always gives me a blinding headache when they do that. :x

NeverSlender wrote:Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.

His bride is out RPing at the moment, though. So I'd be careful, she's kind of the chain keeping him from devouring us all if he wakes.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:03 pm
by Endless Sea
eli_gone_crazy wrote:okay, I'm going to read this now....

78 pages?! O.o

*slowly edges to the door*


OOC: Ah, don't worry. Just jump in! That''s what I did when I missed, like, sixty-five pages at once. 'Course, you may want to wait until Alaki-me powers down, as he's kinda in omnicidal-maniac mode at the moment. :P (Oh, and to everyone else- no hard feelings, right? ^^ I'm just being dedicated to mah character.)

Pixelmage wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Looks like I might need to call Lehu. First of all, though... *fires off another plasma ball*

...Hey, wait, I'm speaking normally. Looks like I did get Lehu... IN THE FUTURE


Don't know what shit is going on here... But you know what..?
*stab*
*summon daggers*
*more stabbing*

And now I can relax to sleep soundly!
*vanishes again*


Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:03 pm
by The Finch
Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:04 pm
by NeverSlender
The Finch wrote:Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

ewgigfweiufgbweioybr4wuyeofichtfbvf43qiuyc5outgrb438opcrtifelkayrcnqhcgiop3qxruhmq4tg26746983cyn78c9hj4fgdjkvbiaouibolaigjngvowpaejytnvg4 iom


Your mind is more likely to fall out onto the floor.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:04 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
NeverSlender wrote:
The Finch wrote:Welcome to the Coffee Room, where there is no basic logic anymore.


Your mind will look like this after 2 minutes in here:

ewgigfweiufgbweioybr4wuyeofichtfbvf43qiuyc5outgrb438opcrtifelkayrcnqhcgiop3qxruhmq4tg26746983cyn78c9hj4fgdjkvbiaouibolaigjngvowpaejytnvg4 iom


Your mind is more likely to fall out onto the floor.


or grow legs and walk away.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by NeverSlender
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.


Actually you may be the first.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by Sicon112
Wait, does all this stabbing mean Pixie is still in Sakuya mode? If so, I have a song...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by Victin
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

Not anymore!
*steals her sanity away*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by Pixelmage
Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.


Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:06 pm
by Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.


Nope, you just think you are. :D
And even if you are, don't worry, we can fix that, here, drink this *hands green stuff over* Ooh, you got the bottom of the barrell stuff, too.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:06 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.[/quote]

Actually you may be the first.[/quote]

well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in! :D

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:07 pm
by Pixelmage
eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:08 pm
by Endless Sea
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?


Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.


Congratulations, you listed three forms of normal, everyday, real-world radiaton. Woohoo. Dude, you do realize photons aren't clearly defined as either wave or particle, right? Not to mention that I'm using elemental plasma, which has a completely different set of rules.

NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Cthulhu has also made himself at home in the pillow fort with his bride.
\

...Well, okay then!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:08 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.


Nope, you just think you are. :D
And even if you are, don't worry, we can fix that, here, drink this *hands green stuff over* Ooh, you got the bottom of the barrell stuff, too.[/quote]

*glares at green stuff suspiciously*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:08 pm
by Victin
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
hey, thanks!
I think time avoids this place. I mean, we have coffee. and a Kraken apparently.


Well, for a certain definition of the word "coffee". We used to have normal coffee, but by page two, the only food or drink that remained was stuff from eldritch dimensions and strange concoctions that drive people mad at a glance. Have fun!


......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.


Actually you may be the first.[/quote]

well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in! :D[/quote]
Hey, pshh! Don't forget to bring a gift for Ctulthu. He's too greedy to buy something for Her Greatness Abyssal Wife-y One. And you weren't here when they got married

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:09 pm
by Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:well if I'm the only sane person in a *cough cough* coffee room of crazies..... i might as well join in!


THAT'S the Spirit :D Come on, we'll show you how to play Lethal Twister. We'll soon get rid of that annoying, niggling sanity.

Pixelmage wrote:By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.

Yeah, it's less fun that way :(

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*glares at green stuff suspiciously*

Oh don't be so timid, when have I ever steered you wrong?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:09 pm
by Endless Sea
Pixelmage wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.


Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!


No you won't, because you are currently a pile of rapidly decaying dust on the molten, flaming expanse that used to be the floor.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:10 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.


then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have :D
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:11 pm
by JackAlsworth
Endless Sea wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Okay, even if I wasn't in Plasma Form, that wouldn't have worked. As it is, your daggers melted instantly, you got doused with a fatal dose of radiation and simultaneously lit on fire as soon as you got within five feet of me, and before you could even realize that you were screwed, I punched a hole through your skull as revenge for the pinata incident utilizing a fist enhanced by telekinesis, plasma, skin made of armor, Plasma Form-ubercharged muscles, and pure, unrelenting hate.


Chill nuke-creature. Literally. If you're still nuclear when Guysane get's here... Well, on second thought... KEEP NUKING STUFF. I SHALL HAVE LULZ!


No you won't, because you are currently a pile of rapidly decaying dust on the molten, flaming expanse that used to be the floor.


*cough*


Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:11 pm
by Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.


then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have :D
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.


...This kid's gonna fit right in. :D

JackAlsworth wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:
*shields the audience with a plasma-proof barrier*

Yay for Jack.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:11 pm
by Sicon112
Endless Sea wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Particles? When did I mention particles? And for that matter, are you really so ignorant that you still believe I'm human?


Radiation comes in three forms: Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. Alpha and Beta radiation are dangerous because they release extremely high-energy particles. This means they travel very fast and when they come into contact with your cells, they transfer the large kinetic energy over and destroy the cell, most times. Gamma radiation occurs when a molecule finds itself in an extremely high-energy state, but releasing parts of itself as particles would destabilize it. Then it just releases a Gamma ray, an extremely high energy light particle, to release the energy. Gamma radiation happens to be the most powerful form, just so you know. Regardless, none of these forms would affect me.

Yay nuclear physics class.


Congratulations, you listed three forms of normal, everyday, real-world radiaton. Woohoo. Dude, you do realize photons aren't clearly defined as either wave or particle, right? Not to mention that I'm using elemental plasma, which has a completely different set of rules.


Meh, just used one or the other. Unless I'm actually writing a paper or something, it's not a big deal.

As to the whole elemental plasma thing, that just makes it easy for me. Science would actually require explaining, and so is more interesting. Now I don't need to worry about it. I literally have enough power to collapse a dimension if I self destruct, so yea...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:12 pm
by Endless Sea
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:......I am The Last Sane Metaguard.

For now. Have a drink.
*summons Green Stuff (TM)*

By the way, I can't drink it. It cures my insanity.


then you should try this incredibly convenient bottle of purple... stuff i just happen to have :D
promised to aid in all your insane diabolical plans...

except the one that involves hamsters. named bob.


Sounds interesting. Fork over a jug and I'll try not to get you caught in the firefight.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:12 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Scarab wrote:Oh don't be so timid, when have I ever steered you wrong?



when you encouraged me to step into this Pandora's box!