The Coffee Room

[NeverSlender]

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What's wrong with it?

Erm... it doesn't mean anything, seeing as it is just a fragment of a sentence. Who/what should do? What is it that they should do? It's missing it all.

I was implying "we should do." As in "we should have it". Bit of a dialect problem I think. Anyone I know would be fine with it.

[Scarab]

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.

[NeverSlender]

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.

We have the first three.

[Sicon112]

Haha! I have just vandalized your troper page, Finch, and to top it off, I did it while being pedantic! Beat that!

[The Finch]

WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!

Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.

(Turns around)
YOU DON'T SAY
(Turns back around)
(Pushes eject button on DVD player)
(Takes disc out, puts in case)
(Pulls out Mortal Kombat)
(Opens the Case and puts the DVD in the slot)
(Presses Slot in DVD player)

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something?

[Guyshane]

You mean the green stuff that mutates things?

[IslaKariese]

Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something?

Yup. *slides over a mug of bubbling green... stuff* Have fun.

[Sicon112]

Oh god... why did you do that?

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

[The Finch]

Oh god... why did you do that?

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

Well, don't let me die! NOOOO

[IslaKariese]

Oh god... why did you do that?

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

Well, don't let me die! NOOOO

*As a Monstrous Nightmare, she smirks and lights her body on fire*

[Nitrogenous Base]

Am I the only one who's actually drinking coffee? I'm starting to think I have to buy my own beans and bring them in, as a safety measure.

[Sicon112]

Oh god... why did you do that?

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

Well, don't let me die! NOOOO

*muffled voice through the door* Sorry, it's too late for you now... I've already vacuum sealed and soundproofed this room, and set enough traps to annihilate the entire population of Mordor. And don't ask how I'm talking to you right now. It's magic, I don't have to explain it!

[JackAlsworth]

Am I the only one who's actually drinking coffee? I'm starting to think I have to buy my own beans and bring them in, as a safety measure.

I'm drinking coffee. At a safe distance. Say, a couple hundred yards.

[Victin]

*entry in a nice looking coffee shop*
[Thinking] - This seems a nice place and... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

[The Finch]

*entry in a nice looking coffee shop*
[Thinking] - This seems a nice place and... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

(Zooms out the Door)

[NeverSlender]

*Crawls from the pillow fort, eyes rolled back into head due to Sicon feeding him more green stuff*

Yes my lord, they shall all be sacrificed in your name. YOU SHALL HAVE BLOOD!!!!!

[Sicon112]

(Zooms out the Door)

*Appears in a burst of red flames and grabs Finch by his collar*

Oooooooh no you don't! I need plenty of targets to act as a distraction so that he doesn't start trying to break into my room! *tosses him back inside and sets the door on fire* Now... Sayonara! Your sacrifice shall be remembered!

*Vasnishes in another flash, leaving a bit of black cape to float to the floor behind him until it bursts into crimson flames and is consumed*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

[JackAlsworth]

Yup, sounds like Powerthirst to me.

[Sicon112]

*Appears in the burning wreckage* Ah, looks like he is about done then. Whew... I'm keeping that room quarantined though, just in case you guys get the bright idea to do that again...

[Victin]

Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

"Did he do... drugs?"
"No."
"What do you mean, it wasn't made on drugs?"

[Guyshane]

We should use this stuff to power my giant death rob- I mean.......use it to power cars.....yeah.

[NeverSlender]

Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

"Did he do... drugs?"
"No."
"What do you mean, it wasn't made on drugs?"

*slaps and drags you to the pillow fort which he sees as the house of Cthulhu*

The first sacrifice is ready my lord... COME OUT!!!!! DRINK HIS BLOOD AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE!!!

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Walks inexplicably through the door, ignoring the fact that the room is in ruins*

Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something-

Err... why is everyone staring at me? What even happened just now?