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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:22 pm
by NeverSlender
Sicon112 wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:?

What's wrong with it?


Erm... it doesn't mean anything, seeing as it is just a fragment of a sentence. Who/what should do? What is it that they should do? It's missing it all.


I was implying "we should do." As in "we should have it". Bit of a dialect problem I think. Anyone I know would be fine with it.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:22 pm
by Scarab
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!


Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:24 pm
by NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!


Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.


We have the first three.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:26 pm
by Sicon112
Haha! I have just vandalized your troper page, Finch, and to top it off, I did it while being pedantic! Beat that!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:27 pm
by The Finch
Scarab wrote:
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PIKACHU IS LEAVING! YOU JERKS!


Oh come on, man we all know how the episode ends like Pikachu would EVER actually leave. he's like, the main merchandise drive of the show!

Do we have any of the movies here? That first one was actually kinda epic and I'm not even a big fan of Pokemon.


(Turns around)
YOU DON'T SAY
(Turns back around)
(Pushes eject button on DVD player)
(Takes disc out, puts in case)
(Pulls out Mortal Kombat)
(Opens the Case and puts the DVD in the slot)
(Presses Slot in DVD player)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:05 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:06 pm
by Guyshane
You mean the green stuff that mutates things?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:06 pm
by IslaKariese
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something?

Yup. *slides over a mug of bubbling green... stuff* Have fun.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:07 pm
by Sicon112
Oh god... why did you do that? :shock:

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:08 pm
by The Finch
Sicon112 wrote:Oh god... why did you do that? :shock:

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...


Well, don't let me die! NOOOO

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:10 pm
by IslaKariese
The Finch wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Oh god... why did you do that? :shock:

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...

Well, don't let me die! NOOOO

*As a Monstrous Nightmare, she smirks and lights her body on fire*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:10 pm
by Nitrogenous Base
Am I the only one who's actually drinking coffee? I'm starting to think I have to buy my own beans and bring them in, as a safety measure.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:12 pm
by Sicon112
The Finch wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Oh god... why did you do that? :shock:

Well, we are fucked. Excuse me while I lock this door, fill the room behind in with a wave of sword filled flames, and then wake up this helpful guard dragon...


Well, don't let me die! NOOOO


*muffled voice through the door* Sorry, it's too late for you now... I've already vacuum sealed and soundproofed this room, and set enough traps to annihilate the entire population of Mordor. And don't ask how I'm talking to you right now. It's magic, I don't have to explain it!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:12 pm
by JackAlsworth
Nitrogenous Base wrote:Am I the only one who's actually drinking coffee? I'm starting to think I have to buy my own beans and bring them in, as a safety measure.


I'm drinking coffee. At a safe distance. Say, a couple hundred yards.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:12 pm
by Victin
*entry in a nice looking coffee shop*
[Thinking] - This seems a nice place and... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:13 pm
by The Finch
Victin wrote:*entry in a nice looking coffee shop*
[Thinking] - This seems a nice place and... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?


(Zooms out the Door)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:15 pm
by NeverSlender
*Crawls from the pillow fort, eyes rolled back into head due to Sicon feeding him more green stuff*

Yes my lord, they shall all be sacrificed in your name. YOU SHALL HAVE BLOOD!!!!!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:16 pm
by Sicon112
The Finch wrote:(Zooms out the Door)


*Appears in a burst of red flames and grabs Finch by his collar*

Oooooooh no you don't! I need plenty of targets to act as a distraction so that he doesn't start trying to break into my room! *tosses him back inside and sets the door on fire* Now... Sayonara! Your sacrifice shall be remembered!

*Vasnishes in another flash, leaving a bit of black cape to float to the floor behind him until it bursts into crimson flames and is consumed*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:17 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:18 pm
by JackAlsworth
Yup, sounds like Powerthirst to me.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:20 pm
by Sicon112
*Appears in the burning wreckage* Ah, looks like he is about done then. Whew... I'm keeping that room quarantined though, just in case you guys get the bright idea to do that again...

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:21 pm
by Victin
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

Image

"Did he do... drugs?"
"No."
"What do you mean, it wasn't made on drugs?"

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:22 pm
by Guyshane
We should use this stuff to power my giant death rob- I mean.......use it to power cars.....yeah.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:23 pm
by NeverSlender
Victin wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?

Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?

Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*

MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!

*deep breath*

OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!

Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.

Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*

HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/exploded

Image

"Did he do... drugs?"
"No."
"What do you mean, it wasn't made on drugs?"


*slaps and drags you to the pillow fort which he sees as the house of Cthulhu*

The first sacrifice is ready my lord... COME OUT!!!!! DRINK HIS BLOOD AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE!!!

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:24 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
*Walks inexplicably through the door, ignoring the fact that the room is in ruins*

Hey guys! Sicon tells me you have some really awesome caffeinated drinks here. Something about Cthulhu-flavored explosion tea or something-

Err... why is everyone staring at me? What even happened just now?