Ooh! Green stuff! What is it, powdered green lantern ring mixed with cola? Pure essence of Lime Man? The ichor of an unspeakable horror from beyond the reaches of space and time? The Colour out of Space? Powerthirst?
Hmmm... Looks pretty awesome, though. And you say it mutates stuff?
Eh, screw it. This is totally a good idea! *chugs green stuff*
MAYBENOTIREGRETNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING! WOOOOOOOOAAAAHH, MY WORRRRDDSSSS ARE COOOOMMIIINNNGGG OUTTTT ALL PUUURRRPPLEEEE! THISISTHEBESTDRINKEVEROFALLTIMEWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!*deep breath*
OkayIthinkI'malrightnowbuteverythingseemstobegoingalllikesloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwmooooooooootionandI'mjustalllikeSCREWTHATIMMAGOTHREETIMESFASTAH! AlsoIseemtobeglowingred,butthat'snotimportantothestoorrrrryyyy!
Hey, wait a minute, did gravity just stop working? I seem to be on the ceiling.
Oh, wait, never mind, I just walked up the wall. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get down. Er.... why am I doing the Gangnam Style dance up here, exactly? Er.... I dunno, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! I'm glowin', doin' the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH! Now I will channel my glowiness to become the GREATEST HUMAN DISCO BALL OF ALL TIME!
HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *epic power-up sequence as I begin to flash all colors of the rainbow, then start exploding into light that engulfs the entire room.*
HIKARIIIIIIIIII NIIIIIIIII NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
/exploded
