The Coffee Room

Anything goes.
Post a reply

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:42 pm

Guyshane wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
As soon as I read that I had the mad idea to immediately go find the nearest nuclear... idk... sandwich and touch it.

oh wait, I just did.



woopss... :|

You were warned. normally I would just nuke you myself (being a nuclear elemental) but I feel a tad nostalgic right now. *Teleports to space station and starts constant nuking of the site*


*uses Skynet to redirect nukes*
User avatar
eli_gone_crazy
 
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:59 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:43 pm

Guyshane wrote:Oh hey Eli just a warning everything nuclear in here is my stuff. DO NOT TOUCH THE NUKES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO BE NUKED IN TURN.


Slow on the uptake, aren't we? I am nuclear, and I am most certainly not "[your] stuff". For even insinuating such a thing, you will be summarily plasmified.

Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:OOC: Seems more like god-modding to me. Gives me an excuse not to play fair, though, so I can't complain. Sorry about everyone else, though. Plasma Alaki doesn't like to discriminate.


Everyone godmodes here. My insanity is a running joke...

Anyway, I'm still not destabilized since I have no form to destabilize anyhow. And good luck finding my dimension...

Also, they already warned you you were in the same room as sleeping Cthulhu... You were blowing up the world, what did you expect him to sleep through it?


Not the world, just the immediate setting. Cthulhu's not an issue. Also, you said you were comprised of energy. Energy can be destabilized.

Sicon112 wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Oh hey Eli just a warning everything nuclear in here is my stuff. DO NOT TOUCH THE NUKES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO BE NUKED IN TURN.


Sea keeps being a nuclear element type dude. I already blew up reality around him once, but he keeps going. Have fun.


More like being ubercharged on plasma elemental energy. Also, since there are others nearby me (at the moment), evidently your abortion of reality simply didn't work out so well in general.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:As soon as I read that I had the mad idea to immediately go find the nearest nuclear... idk... sandwich and touch it.

oh wait, I just did.



woopss... :|


NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guyshane wrote:You were warned. normally I would just nuke you myself (being a nuclear elemental) but I feel a tad nostalgic right now. *Teleports to space station and starts constant nuking of the site*


...

COME AT US BRO
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
User avatar
Endless Sea
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:36 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:45 pm

Endless Sea wrote:Not the world, just the immediate setting. Cthulhu's not an issue. Also, you said you were comprised of energy. Energy can be destabilized.


I am an energy form from a dimension beyond human comprehension. My 'energy' is the pure fabric of existence.

Also, the immediate setting IS the world. The Coffee Room is in a pocket dimension.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:46 pm

Sea I was the original nuclear elemental, I have about 5 posts throughout this forum before you got here about all the nuclear materials in the coffee room being mine, Nuke'em is my only trope in the character page. You will be destroyed usurper
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:46 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Not the world, just the immediate setting. Cthulhu's not an issue. Also, you said you were comprised of energy. Energy can be destabilized.


I am an energy form from a dimension beyond human comprehension. My 'energy' is the pure fabric of existence.

Also, the immediate setting IS the world. The Coffee Room is in a pocket dimension.


Gah, too much pedantry.
Marching on together.
User avatar
NeverSlender
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:30 am
Location: Yorkshire, England
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:47 pm

OOC: Ooh, gotta leave about now. Here, let's see if I can get Alaki temporarily out of the picture...

Endless Sea wrote:NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*screaming opens a hole in the space-time continuum*

Ooh, what's this? An interdimensional portal, Majin Buu style? Don't mind if I do! SUCK IT SICON

*enters portal, which shuts immediately afterwards*
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
User avatar
Endless Sea
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:36 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:48 pm

Guyshane wrote:Sea I was the original nuclear elemental, I have about 5 posts throughout this forum before you got here about all the nuclear materials in the coffee room being mine, Nuke'em is my only trope in the character page. You will be destroyed usurper

You can have some knives. Nuke AND stab him!
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
User avatar
Pixelmage
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:08 pm
Location: Brazil
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:48 pm

Endless Sea wrote:OOC: Ooh, gotta leave about now. Here, let's see if I can get Alaki temporarily out of the picture...

Endless Sea wrote:NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*screaming opens a hole in the space-time continuum*

Ooh, what's this? An interdimensional portal, Majin Buu style? Don't mind if I do! SUCK IT SICON

*enters portal, which shuts immediately afterwards*


and there goes my ride home.... great...
User avatar
eli_gone_crazy
 
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:59 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:50 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Sea I was the original nuclear elemental, I have about 5 posts throughout this forum before you got here about all the nuclear materials in the coffee room being mine, Nuke'em is my only trope in the character page. You will be destroyed usurper

You can have some knives. Nuke AND stab him!

Why thank you Pixel thats very considerate....You do realize I can't return them afterwards right? they'll be nuclear
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:50 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
User avatar
IslaKariese
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:53 am
Location: Maryland/Virginia
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:51 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:Not the world, just the immediate setting. Cthulhu's not an issue. Also, you said you were comprised of energy. Energy can be destabilized.


I am an energy form from a dimension beyond human comprehension. My 'energy' is the pure fabric of existence.

Also, the immediate setting IS the world. The Coffee Room is in a pocket dimension.


Gah, too much pedantry.


My second specialty. Especially in the realm of grammar and the English language. ^_^

(It might amuse you to know I get really pissed off at the American English changes from time to time despite being American myself. I've actually gotten a couple of downgrades before because I used normal English punctuation/spelling on papers...)

Endless Sea wrote:OOC: Ooh, gotta leave about now. Here, let's see if I can get Alaki temporarily out of the picture...

Endless Sea wrote:NO YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*screaming opens a hole in the space-time continuum*

Ooh, what's this? An interdimensional portal, Majin Buu style? Don't mind if I do! SUCK IT SICON

*enters portal, which shuts immediately afterwards*


Hello, sea. This is a prerecorded message to welcome you to the self destructing pocket dimension of DOOM. I was hiding inside the pool-monster, since it's eldritch nature jammed your homing attacks. Enjoy your serving of DOOM as this world collapses around you. ^_^
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:56 pm

Don't get me started on american english. WHY CANT ANY Of YOU ALUMINIUM RIGHT?
Marching on together.
User avatar
NeverSlender
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:30 am
Location: Yorkshire, England
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:59 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Don't get me started on american english. WHY CANT ANY Of YOU ALUMINIUM RIGHT?


IKR?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:00 pm

Let's not forget about ghoti.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
User avatar
IslaKariese
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:53 am
Location: Maryland/Virginia
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:04 pm

IslaKariese wrote:Let's not forget about ghoti.


And the difference between Sidewalk and Pavement.

I honestly don't understand why they pronounce it 'aloominum'...
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:07 pm

Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:Let's not forget about ghoti.


And the difference between Sidewalk and Pavement.

I honestly don't understand why they pronounce it 'aloominum'...

We're Americans. being contrary is a national pastime
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:07 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.


*beats on door*
LET ME OUT!!!!!
User avatar
eli_gone_crazy
 
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:59 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:08 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.


*beats on door*
LET ME OUT!!!!!

Just relax in a few days you'll develop a character who can do crazy shit just like the rest of us
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:08 pm

Guyshane wrote:Why thank you Pixel thats very considerate....You do realize I can't return them afterwards right? they'll be nuclear

Don't worry. *summons a row of knives* I have a wealthy supply.
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
User avatar
Pixelmage
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:08 pm
Location: Brazil
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:09 pm

Guyshane wrote:
Scarab wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:Let's not forget about ghoti.


And the difference between Sidewalk and Pavement.

I honestly don't understand why they pronounce it 'aloominum'...

We're Americans. being contrary is a national pastime


No, it isn't.
User avatar
eli_gone_crazy
 
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:59 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:09 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.


*beats on door*
LET ME OUT!!!!!


*appears on the fish-monster's head with a burst of flames* Not gonna happen. Hey wanna meet our pet? *fish-monster moves towards her* Say hi! :D
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
User avatar
Sicon112
Meta-Witch Hunter
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:07 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:09 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Why thank you Pixel thats very considerate....You do realize I can't return them afterwards right? they'll be nuclear

Don't worry. *summons a row of knives* I have a wealthy supply.



yep, this kid is going to go find weapons...

*quest unlocked*
User avatar
eli_gone_crazy
 
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:59 pm
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:10 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.


*beats on door*
LET ME OUT!!!!!


But I already told you dear... There is no door.
And why would you leave now that Kariese is here... You should at least wait for the starlight.
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
User avatar
Pixelmage
 
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:08 pm
Location: Brazil
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:10 pm

Guyshane wrote:We're Americans. being contrary is a national pastime

Especially when it annoys the British.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:and there goes my ride home.... great...

It's okay. You can stay here with us.

*beats on door*
LET ME OUT!!!!!


*Shakes head* You really need to drink more of the green stuff.

Guyshane wrote:Just relax in a few days you'll develop a character who can do crazy shit just like the rest of us

Right, look *jumps* I have ice fairy wings that sound like windchimes :D

Besides, we just found a Cabal member's blog, we TOTALLY deserve celebratory drinks here. LOTS of them.
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
User avatar
Scarab
 
Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:35 pm
Location: Durham, United Kingdom
Top

Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:11 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
No, it isn't.

Oh is that just me?
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
User avatar
Guyshane
 
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to Off Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron