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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:12 pm

PARTY! Awesome! This is gonna be the best party ever! Look, we even have an giant eldritch fish-thingy to devour all of you while I eat popcorn!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:12 pm

*appears on the fish-monster's head with a burst of flames* Not gonna happen. Hey wanna meet our pet? *fish-monster moves towards her* Say hi! :D[/quote]

h-hi. nice fishy. oh hey! it likes me!
finally a pet i'm not allergic too!
*sneeze*
T_T
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:13 pm

Sicon112 wrote:PARTY! Awesome! This is gonna be the best party ever! Look, we even have an giant eldritch fish-thingy to devour all of you while I eat popcorn!


OR... you could have this green stuff! :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:13 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*appears on the fish-monster's head with a burst of flames* Not gonna happen. Hey wanna meet our pet? *fish-monster moves towards her* Say hi! :D


h-hi. nice fishy. oh hey! it likes me!
finally a pet i'm not allergic too!
*sneeze*
T_T[/quote]

Awww he's friends with you too! See, I keep telling everyone he's just a big old soggy softy, but they won't listen.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:14 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:PARTY! Awesome! This is gonna be the best party ever! Look, we even have an giant eldritch fish-thingy to devour all of you while I eat popcorn!


OR... you could have this green stuff! :D

Or he can have both! mix them Scion!
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:14 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:PARTY! Awesome! This is gonna be the best party ever! Look, we even have an giant eldritch fish-thingy to devour all of you while I eat popcorn!


OR... you could have this green stuff! :D


OK, I stand corrected. It will devour you all while I eat popcorn and drink Green Stuff(TM).

Thanks.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:14 pm

Guyshane wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
No, it isn't.

Oh is that just me?


nope, every american does it.. :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:15 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:PARTY! Awesome! This is gonna be the best party ever! Look, we even have an giant eldritch fish-thingy to devour all of you while I eat popcorn!


OR... you could have this green stuff! :D


OK, I stand corrected. It will devour you all while I eat popcorn and drink Green Stuff(TM).

Thanks.


fish fry anyone?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:23 pm

*Respawns in the corner. Mind you, I don't know if I actually died or not, but I'm just going to assume based on experience that you guys destroyed reality while I was gone, so yeah.*

Augh... the blessing and curse of immortality. So, what's this about a party I heard?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:27 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Respawns in the corner. Mind you, I don't know if I actually died or not, but I'm just going to assume based on experience that you guys destroyed reality while I was gone, so yeah.*

Augh... the blessing and curse of immortality. So, what's this about a party I heard?


Sicon wants to eat popcorn and watch the fishmonster from hell eat everyone...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:28 pm

Does that even count as a party here? I should think we'd just call that... I don't know, Tuesday?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Does that even count as a party here? I should think we'd just call that... I don't know, Tuesday?


Yeah it seems a pretty standard forumla for today.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Does that even count as a party here? I should think we'd just call that... I don't know, Tuesday?

probably.
I'm new here. I should make signs.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:33 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Does that even count as a party here? I should think we'd just call that... I don't know, Tuesday?

probably.
I'm new here. I should make signs.


Why bother? Whatever they're pointing to will be something else entirely by next week. Ya think there was ALWAYS a swimming pool there?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:34 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Does that even count as a party here? I should think we'd just call that... I don't know, Tuesday?

probably.
I'm new here. I should make signs.


Why bother? Whatever they're pointing to will be something else entirely by next week. Ya think there was ALWAYS a swimming pool there?


THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. :evil:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:37 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. :evil:


Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:39 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. :evil:


Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?


I honestly thought that it, being eldritch and everything tunneled through space and time eating all the twinkies.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:40 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS. :evil:


Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?


I honestly thought that it, being eldritch and everything tunneled through space and time eating all the twinkies.


Oh... it probably does that too... We just put in that swimming pool and there it was. The it ate Isla and Scarab. I think. That stuff happens so much, I'm not sure anymore.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:41 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Guyshane wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
No, it isn't.

Oh is that just me?


nope, every american does it.. :D

Nicely done i give you...Four gurts: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:45 pm

Guyshane wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Guyshane wrote:
No, it isn't.
Oh is that just me?


nope, every american does it.. :D

Nicely done i give you...Four gurts: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:


Ok, I won't maliciously try to hurt your nuclear powered gameboy anymore. :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:46 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS.


...Sicon, it's huge, it's in the middle of the room and I once used it to create an ICE CASCADE in a desperate attempt to fend off your brother's nuclear fireballs. How the heck did you MISS the swimming pool?

Sicon112 wrote:Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?

He lives down there :D. The caves all shiny and glasslike and pretty... or it would be if it weren't for the scattered remnants of it's previous meals everywhere. And the damage we did when we dove down there.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:47 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS.


...Sicon, it's huge, it's in the middle of the room and I once used it to create an ICE CASCADE in a desperate attempt to fend off your brother's nuclear fireballs. How the heck did you MISS the swimming pool?

Sicon112 wrote:Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?

He lives down there :D. The caves all shiny and glasslike and pretty... or it would be if it weren't for the scattered remnants of it's previous meals everywhere. And the damage we did when we dove down there.


uhh... that was me.... :oops:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:47 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL? PEOPLE SHOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS.


...Sicon, it's huge, it's in the middle of the room and I once used it to create an ICE CASCADE in a desperate attempt to fend off your brother's nuclear fireballs. How the heck did you MISS the swimming pool?

Sicon112 wrote:Where do you think the fishmonster hunts and lives?

He lives down there :D. The caves all shiny and glasslike and pretty... or it would be if it weren't for the scattered remnants of it's previous meals everywhere. And the damage we did when we dove down there.


I DIDN'T miss it. That was eli... and I already knew that last part too...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:48 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
I DIDN'T miss it. That was eli... and I already knew that last part too...


well, it's not my fault someone covered the pool in nuclear waste and ice?!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:49 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
I DIDN'T miss it. That was eli... and I already knew that last part too...


well, it's not my fault someone covered the pool in nuclear waste and ice?!


Isn't mine either. ^_^
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