The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

I DIDN'T miss it. That was eli... and I already knew that last part too...

well, it's not my fault someone covered the pool in nuclear waste and ice?!

Isn't mine either. ^_^

I really need some of that purple stuff. or is it green?
Edit:
on a side note.... this stuff might give me three arms, or make me invisible, or make me a firebender. >O>
GIVE ME SOME GREEN STUFF!!!

[Sicon112]

I really need some of that purple stuff. or is it green?

Green. I think the purple is deadly poison. Well the green is too, but it tastes better.

[Guyshane]

Ok, I won't maliciously try to hurt your nuclear powered gameboy anymore.

And for that you get...Nuke beam to the face!

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey, don't look at me. I'm A: a phoenix, so ice would melt on contact with me, and B: powerful by nuclear fusion rather than fission, so I don't really produce much waste either. Besides, I haven't even nuked anything for a while, so it couldn't have been me.

...Also the purple stuff is much worse than poison. I thought it was poison, so I drank it, but it's actually an elixir of immortality that even retroactively prevents you from dying permanently. In short, infinite respawns in past, present, and future.

Now I have no hope of being released from this madhouse, even by death.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ok, I won't maliciously try to hurt your nuclear powered gameboy anymore.

And for that you get...Nuke beam to the face!

:O why?! I said I'd stop!

and that wont work, green stuff gave me antimatter. so HA!

[Scarab]

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
I DIDN'T miss it. That was eli... and I already knew that last part too...
well, it's not my fault someone covered the pool in nuclear waste and ice?!
Isn't mine either. ^_^

Look, I wasn't especially... in control of my faculties that day, okay? I mean at least you all got a good show!

Hey, don't look at me. I'm A: a phoenix, so ice would melt on contact with me, and B: powerful by nuclear fusion rather than fission, so I don't really produce much waste either. Besides, I haven't even nuked anything for a while, so it couldn't have been me.
...Also the purple stuff is much worse than poison. I thought it was poison, so I drank it, but it's actually an elixir of immortality that even retroactively prevents you from dying permanently. In short, infinite respawns in past, present, and future.
Now I have no hope of being released from this madhouse, even by death.

But elemental based battles with you are FUN!

[Sicon112]

Hey, don't look at me. I'm A: a phoenix, so ice would melt on contact with me, and B: powerful by nuclear fusion rather than fission, so I don't really produce much waste either. Besides, I haven't even nuked anything for a while, so it couldn't have been me.

...Also the purple stuff is much worse than poison. I thought it was poison, so I drank it, but it's actually an elixir of immortality that even retroactively prevents you from dying permanently. In short, infinite respawns in past, present, and future.

Now I have no hope of being released from this madhouse, even by death.

Different purple stuff. This stuff was on the bookshelf by the unicorn.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh. Okay. In that case, it's probably just purple cleaning fluid, but you can never be sure.

[Guyshane]

Ok, I won't maliciously try to hurt your nuclear powered gameboy anymore.

And for that you get...Nuke beam to the face!

:O why?! I said I'd stop!

and that wont work, green stuff gave me antimatter. so HA!

See I told you that you'd get used to it here. However I think your logical basis is flawed granted its been awhile since my dad explained anti-matter to me but I think it shouldn't have to much of a negating effect on nuclear energy. Then again we are in the coffee room so logic means nothing anyway

[Sicon112]

See I told you that you'd get used to it here. However I think your logical basis is flawed granted its been awhile since my dad explained anti-matter to me but I think it shouldn't have to much of a negating effect on nuclear energy. Then again we are in the coffee room so logic means nothing anyway

Depending on what type of antimatter is was (I assume a hydrogen atom) it will enter an annihilation state whenever it comes into contact with it's opposite. If it is hydrogen, it just explodes instantly. All eli did was cause a bigger explosion than before. Good job eli! Your priorities will fit right in with us!

[eli_gone_crazy]

:O why?! I said I'd stop!

and that wont work, green stuff gave me antimatter. so HA!

See I told you that you'd get used to it here. However I think your logical basis is flawed granted its been awhile since my dad explained anti-matter to me but I think it shouldn't have to much of a negating effect on nuclear energy. Then again we are in the coffee room so logic means nothing anyway

explosions! XD

[AMimsyBorogove]

*furtively glances at the explosion.*

...

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Explodes the explosion with even more fire.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*furtively glances at the explosion.*

...

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Explodes the explosion with even more fire.*

O___O
*drinks blue stuff*

[Sicon112]

*furtively glances at the explosion.*

...

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Explodes the explosion with even more fire.*

O___O
*drinks blue stuff*

Ah, the good ol' anthrax and blueberry juice. Someone once made something called blue stuff, but Xana blew them up and erased it from existence, after which I replaced it with that mixture.

Enjoy your anthraxberry juice!

[Pixelmage]

*furtively glances at the explosion.*

...

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Explodes the explosion with even more fire.*

O___O
*drinks blue stuff*

*timestop*
*switches blue stuff for green stuff*
*stab for justice*
*time flowing again*

[Sicon112]

*timestop*
*switches blue stuff for green stuff*
*stab for justice*
*time flowing again*

Have some music, Sakuya!Pixie.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*furtively glances at the explosion.*

...

Hourai: Fujiyama Volcano.

*Explodes the explosion with even more fire.*

O___O
*drinks blue stuff*

Ah, the good ol' anthrax and blueberry juice. Someone once made something called blue stuff, but Xana blew them up and erased it from existence, after which I replaced it with that mixture.

Enjoy your anthraxberry juice!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
tasty!
*goes over to fishy*
hey, fishy, have an antidote?
uhuh
uhuh
ok
thanks!

Scion, the fish guy is coming for your soul. have a nice day!

EDIT:
Thanks Pixelmage!

[Sicon112]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
tasty!
*goes over to fishy*
hey, fishy, have an antidote?
uhuh
uhuh
ok
thanks!

Scion, the fish guy is coming for your soul. have a nice day!

*antidote* whew....

*steps out of the way and the fish chomps Mimsy* Oops.../insincere Well, here we go again!

[Pixelmage]

*timestop*
*switches blue stuff for green stuff*
*stab for justice*
*time flowing again*

Have some music, Sakuya!Pixie.

*falls asleep listening to the song*

OOC: I'm out. Must sleep. For real.

[eli_gone_crazy]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
tasty!
*goes over to fishy*
hey, fishy, have an antidote?
uhuh
uhuh
ok
thanks!

Scion, the fish guy is coming for your soul. have a nice day!

*antidote* whew....

*steps out of the way and the fish chomps Mimsy* Oops.../insincere Well, here we go again!

eli receives red potion!
eli uses red potion
red potion gives user basic bow and arrow
eli uses bow and arrow on Sicon.
its very effective!

[Sicon112]

eli receives red potion!
eli uses red potion
red potion gives user basic bow and arrow
eli uses bow and arrow on Sicon.
its very effective!

If by very effective you mean you hit my illusion and activated the gravity warping trap that spawns a black hole in the middle of the room, sure. Enjoy.

[eli_gone_crazy]

eli receives red potion!
eli uses red potion
red potion gives user basic bow and arrow
eli uses bow and arrow on Sicon.
its very effective!

If by very effective you mean you hit my illusion and activated the gravity warping trap that spawns a black hole in the middle of the room, sure. Enjoy.

traps in traps huh?

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

Fish... when I get done with you, there will be no body left.

*Ridiculous inferno springs up from within the fish's stomach, followed by repeated, echoing roars of "FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as the fish proceeds to erupt in massive amounts of nuclear-powered phoenix fire and magical volcanoes, as well as fire knives, fire birds, fire needles, fire bullets, and fire everything else just for good measure.*

And now.... IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING!

*Omnidirectional barrage of infinite fire ensues. When the smoke clears, there are a few small bits of badly burned fish meat which are quickly consumed by the black hole, and a royally pissed off phoenix floating at the center of a massive crater where the swimming pool once was.*

[Sicon112]

eli receives red potion!
eli uses red potion
red potion gives user basic bow and arrow
eli uses bow and arrow on Sicon.
its very effective!

If by very effective you mean you hit my illusion and activated the gravity warping trap that spawns a black hole in the middle of the room, sure. Enjoy.

traps in traps huh?

That's a good description of my usual thought process, yes.

[eli_gone_crazy]

...

Fish... when I get done with you, there will be no body left.

*Ridiculous inferno springs up from within the fish's stomach, followed by repeated, echoing roars of "FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as the fish proceeds to erupt in massive amounts of nuclear-powered phoenix fire and magical volcanoes, as well as fire knives, fire birds, fire needles, fire bullets, and fire everything else just for good measure.*

And now.... IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING!

*Omnidirectional barrage of infinite fire ensues. When the smoke clears, there are a few small bits of badly burned fish meat which are quickly consumed by the black hole, and a royally pissed off phoenix floating at the center of a massive crater where the swimming pool once was.*

aww, he was my friend...