The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

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Fish... when I get done with you, there will be no body left.

*Ridiculous inferno springs up from within the fish's stomach, followed by repeated, echoing roars of "FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as the fish proceeds to erupt in massive amounts of nuclear-powered phoenix fire and magical volcanoes, as well as fire knives, fire birds, fire needles, fire bullets, and fire everything else just for good measure.*

And now.... IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING!

*Omnidirectional barrage of infinite fire ensues. When the smoke clears, there are a few small bits of badly burned fish meat which are quickly consumed by the black hole, and a royally pissed off phoenix floating at the center of a massive crater where the swimming pool once was.*

You DO realize the fish is invincible, right?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Relax. He'll be respawning any second now.

Right into that black hole Sicon just created, that is!

[eli_gone_crazy]

If by very effective you mean you hit my illusion and activated the gravity warping trap that spawns a black hole in the middle of the room, sure. Enjoy.

traps in traps huh?

That's a good description of my usual thought process, yes.

welp, time to find a TARDIS.

or a sonic screwdriver.

or a fez.

[Sicon112]

Relax. He'll be respawning any second now.

Right into that black hole Sicon just created, that is!

/insincere Oops, it appears to have turned off. Bad luck for you, I guess.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Or a fez that can work as either of the above two items.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I realized this fact, however.
does the fish retain its memory?
because fish aren't that smart.
he might not be my friend now that he- OH HAI FISHIE DDD- yeah, we have to fix the rip in the fabric of space that Sicon created. -_-

[AMimsyBorogove]

*derpface as the fish appears behind me.*

Ow. Oh, you know what, I don't even care anymore. Go ahead, fish. Eat my heart, eat my soul, and eat my body. I'll just give you the worst heartburn of all time to show for it, and respawn somewhere in your digestive tract for added pain. Enjoy the worst meal of your lifetime, sucker!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Or a fez that can work as either of the above two items.

:OOOO
*starts research*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*derpface as the fish appears behind me.*

Ow. Oh, you know what, I don't even care anymore. Go ahead, fish. Eat my heart, eat my soul, and eat my body. I'll just give you the worst heartburn of all time to show for it, and respawn somewhere in your digestive tract for added pain. Enjoy the worst meal of your lifetime, sucker!

you know he's supposed to be after Sicon, right?

...maybe he just wants a hug!

[AMimsyBorogove]

Somehow, I doubt that very greatly, Eli.

[Sicon112]

*derpface as the fish appears behind me.*

Ow. Oh, you know what, I don't even care anymore. Go ahead, fish. Eat my heart, eat my soul, and eat my body. I'll just give you the worst heartburn of all time to show for it, and respawn somewhere in your digestive tract for added pain. Enjoy the worst meal of your lifetime, sucker!

you know he's supposed to be after Sicon, right?

...maybe he just wants a hug!

I fooled him into provoking my brother into blowing him up. He is mad at my brother now. This stuff happens here.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Somehow, I doubt that very greatly, Eli.

worked for me... granted I gave him a snickers bar beforehand but... *shrugs*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Explodes out of the side of the fish's mouth as it tries to eat me and hovers aimlessly off into the air.*

Nothin' to do here.

[eli_gone_crazy]

hmm, i think im going to try.... this black potion-liquidy thing!

yep, im a tiger.

:O
a shapeshifting tiger!

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Takes potion and drinks it)

Everyone: NO YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH BEING 12?

( Turns into The Invisible Man from the 1933 Universal movie)

Everyone: ?

[eli_gone_crazy]

( Takes potion and drinks it)

Everyone: NO YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH BEING 12?

( Turns into The Invisible Man from the 1933 Universal movie)

Everyone: ?

I would give you a high-five, but there are obvious issues.

[JRPictures]

Man I missed a lot. Like I care.

*Has a drink and sees Tumblr girl.*

Hey girl I ship us. *girl turns away* Damn I knew that wouldn't work.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Drinks again. Turns into Godzilla. A Godzilla the size of him.)

Er... I seem to have a problem here.

[Scarab]

...
Fish... when I get done with you, there will be no body left.
*Ridiculous inferno springs up from within the fish's stomach, followed by repeated, echoing roars of "FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANO! FUJIYAMA VOLCANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as the fish proceeds to erupt in massive amounts of nuclear-powered phoenix fire and magical volcanoes, as well as fire knives, fire birds, fire needles, fire bullets, and fire everything else just for good measure.*
And now.... IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING!
*Omnidirectional barrage of infinite fire ensues. When the smoke clears, there are a few small bits of badly burned fish meat which are quickly consumed by the black hole, and a royally pissed off phoenix floating at the center of a massive crater where the swimming pool once was.*

aww, he was my friend...

You killed the mutant fish! Do you have ANY IDEA how long it takes to regrow those things from the cellular level? The cloning technology is far from perfect.

[The Wild West Pyro]

If the fish is dead, no problem!

( Accidentally spawns the Creature from the Black Lagoon from his cloning machine instead.)

DAMMIT.

( Runs out yelling something about needing harpoons, while the Creature chases him.)

About the Universal Monsters thing, I just watched Frankenweenie, and it was awesome. I recognized the shout outs and now, I am obsessed with them again. FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE.

[Pixelmage]

If the fish is dead, no problem!

( Accidentally spawns the Creature from the Black Lagoon from his cloning machine instead.)

DAMMIT.

( Runs out yelling something about needing harpoons, while the Creature chases him.)

About the Universal Monsters thing, I just watched Frankenweenie, and it was awesome. I recognized the shout outs and now, I am obsessed with them again. FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE.

*yawn*
Just woke up... What's that? Our fish is dead?
*Summon Bigger Fish*
There, problem solved. I told you guys to not make an Eldritch Killer Goldfish, but do you listen? No...
Not it's an Eldritch Killer Tuna. It'll make people more tempted to try to eat it.

[Scarab]

If the fish is dead, no problem!
( Accidentally spawns the Creature from the Black Lagoon from his cloning machine instead.)
DAMMIT.
( Runs out yelling something about needing harpoons, while the Creature chases him.)
About the Universal Monsters thing, I just watched Frankenweenie, and it was awesome. I recognized the shout outs and now, I am obsessed with them again. FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE.

See?! THIS is why you're supposed to limit your use of the cloning technology! *Shoots ice blasts at the fish* DOWN BOY! DOWN! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!

Not it's an Eldritch Killer Tuna. It'll make people more tempted to try to eat it.

Thank goodness I don't like tuna... elcritch abomiantional temptation or NO abominational temptation.

[NeverSlender]

I wouldn't kill this fish. Summon bigger fish will just keep casting.

[Sicon112]

The fish respawned about three seconds after it got blown up guys... -_-'

It's right over there, how didn't you find it?

[Pixelmage]

The fish respawned about three seconds after it got blown up guys... -_-'

It's right over there, how didn't you find it?

Oh... sorry... I just woke up, hearing about how the fish was dead and all that...
So we have two Eldritch Killer Fish now.