The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

The fish respawned about three seconds after it got blown up guys... -_-'

It's right over there, how didn't you find it?

Oh... sorry... I just woke up, hearing about how the fish was dead and all that...
So we have two Eldritch Killer Fish now.

Well, whatever, works for me.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, at least the fish aren't after me anymore.

...

Immortal or not, I'm still not coming down from the sky.

[Victin]

Well, at least the fish aren't after me anymore.

...

Immortal or not, I'm still not coming down from the sky.

Immortal or not, I'm still not coming down from the sky.

I'm still not coming down from the sky.

coming down from the sky.

the sky.

sky

sky

How big is the Coffee Room? - Me
About twice the size of the universe. - To self

[Scarab]

How big is the Coffee Room? - Me
About twice the size of the universe. - To self

Well, I don't actually think it HAS a set size. It's sort of an extradimensional thing. you know. Like the Void, only not.

...Hm. Maybe the Coffee room is what the Void would be, if Mister A and the other Instantations were capable of fictional creation.

[Victin]

How big is the Coffee Room? - Me
About twice the size of the universe. - To self

Well, I don't actually think it HAS a set size. It's sort of an extradimensional thing. you know. Like the Void, only not.

...Hm. Maybe the Coffee room is what the Void would be, if Mister A and the other Instantations were capable of fictional creation.

It was a reference.

[Scarab]

How big is the Coffee Room? - Me
About twice the size of the universe. - To self

Well, I don't actually think it HAS a set size. It's sort of an extradimensional thing. you know. Like the Void, only not.

...Hm. Maybe the Coffee room is what the Void would be, if Mister A and the other Instantations were capable of fictional creation.

It was a reference.

*Gives you cookies* I'm sorry.

[Victin]

Well, I don't actually think it HAS a set size. It's sort of an extradimensional thing. you know. Like the Void, only not.

...Hm. Maybe the Coffee room is what the Void would be, if Mister A and the other Instantations were capable of fictional creation.

It was a reference.

*Gives you cookies* I'm sorry.

No, prob. But thanks for the cookies.
*picks up cookies*
Me eat cookies! Om nom nom nom!
And the reference was for a Green Sun

[Scarab]

Me eat cookies! Om nom nom nom!
And the reference was for a Green Sun

Homestuck? I...I read Homestuck.I should've known this.

I am ashamed ;_;

[Victin]

Me eat cookies! Om nom nom nom!
And the reference was for a Green Sun

Homestuck? I...I read Homestuck.I should've known this.

I am ashamed ;_;

Don't feel sad. Here, take these cookies
*gives empty plate to Scarab*
Oops. here, take this pumpkin.

[Scarab]

Don't feel sad. Here, take these cookies
*gives empty plate to Scarab*
Oops. here, take this pumpkin.

*gazes sadly at empty plate. Then perks up when she realies she knows what the Pumpkin thing is about* I RECOGNIZED that one! *Is happy again. takes pumpkin and begins to carve a Jack 'O Lantern with it.*

Oooh that's what we need in here, Victin: JACK 'O LANTERNS!

[Victin]

Don't feel sad. Here, take these cookies
*gives empty plate to Scarab*
Oops. here, take this pumpkin.

*gazes sadly at empty plate. Then perks up when she realies she knows what the Pumpkin thing is about* I RECOGNIZED that one! *Is happy again. takes pumpkin and begins to carve a Jack 'O Lantern with it.*

Oooh that's what we need in here, Victin: JACK 'O LANTERNS!

Here's one.

[Pixelmage]

Don't feel sad. Here, take these cookies
*gives empty plate to Scarab*
Oops. here, take this pumpkin.

*gazes sadly at empty plate. Then perks up when she realies she knows what the Pumpkin thing is about* I RECOGNIZED that one! *Is happy again. takes pumpkin and begins to carve a Jack 'O Lantern with it.*

Oooh that's what we need in here, Victin: JACK 'O LANTERNS!

You'll need knives to carve it. *summons hundreds of knives*
Here, have a few.

[Victin]

Don't feel sad. Here, take these cookies
*gives empty plate to Scarab*
Oops. here, take this pumpkin.

*gazes sadly at empty plate. Then perks up when she realies she knows what the Pumpkin thing is about* I RECOGNIZED that one! *Is happy again. takes pumpkin and begins to carve a Jack 'O Lantern with it.*

Oooh that's what we need in here, Victin: JACK 'O LANTERNS!

You'll need knives to carve it. *summons hundreds of knives*
Here, have a few.

WHO CALLED YOU HERE?
*stabs Pixel with knife*
*beat*
What have I done? Sorry.
*decapitates Pixel with knife*
*blood splatters all around*

[Pixelmage]

WHO CALLED YOU HERE?
*stabs Pixel with knife*
*beat*
What have I done? Sorry.
*decapitates Pixel with knife*
*blood splatters all around*

*respawn*
You know... You really should try to avoid that in the future.
*timestop*
You won't bleed to death until time runs again, so, enjoy the pain.
*235 stab wounds later*
Well, the time can flow again.

[Scarab]

WHO CALLED YOU HERE?
*stabs Pixel with knife*
*beat*
What have I done? Sorry.
*decapitates Pixel with knife*
*blood splatters all around*

People, seriously chill OUT he was just giving us some carving knives *pulls one out of the wall and continues carving a highly delicate image onto the front of a pumpkin.* There are plenty of pumpkins for everyone, see *gestures to the room, now amazingly filled with pumpkins.*


Come play!

And look, Pixel, I got you a present, see: blood oranges. Just in time for the season.

[IslaKariese]

*Comes in for a minute and frowns* ...What pumpkin? *You shake your head and disappear again*

[Guyshane]

A pumpkin? I know what to do with this! *tosses pumpkin which the explodes* I'm not even sure how I did that

[Pixelmage]

And look, Pixel, I got you a present, see: blood oranges. Just in time for the season.

Blood Oranges? What are the-
*forgets about everything else*
Thanks Ice Fairy!!!

[Victin]

WHO CALLED YOU HERE?
*stabs Pixel with knife*
*beat*
What have I done? Sorry.
*decapitates Pixel with knife*
*blood splatters all around*

*respawn*
You know... You really should try to avoid that in the future.
*timestop*
You won't bleed to death until time runs again, so, enjoy the pain.
*235 stab wounds later*
Well, the time can flow again.

*Pixel dies because she can't breath with the air frozen still, and timestop fades away*
Okay, now you asked for it.

RUN=DELETE/LIFES_PIXELMAGE

~Pixelmage's lifes have been sucessfully deleted~

*Comes in for a minute and frowns* ...What pumpkin? *You shake your head and disappear again*

THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER, NOW YOU GET YOUR PRIZE: ONE MILLION...

[Sicon112]

*Pixel dies because she can't breath with the air frozen still, and timestop fades away*

While I am impressed that you would realize that that would happen, it's called required secondary powers, I'm afraid. Sakuya!Pixie can actually get away with that.

[Scarab]

And look, Pixel, I got you a present, see: blood oranges. Just in time for the season.

Blood Oranges? What are the-
*forgets about everything else*
Thanks Ice Fairy!!!

Y'welcome. *Leaves him to it and happily goes back to pumpkin carving*

[Pixelmage]

You know... I'm friends with an Ice Fairy and the Bride of Cthulhu, with summoning powers and a had a stopwatch gifted to me that allows me to stop the flow of time, by none other than that phoenix up there in the sky... Clearly I'm perfectly normal and die by silly things like frozen air flow or a pseudo-SQL command. Right?
*stabs Victin for the lulz*
Now leave me with my Blood Oranges, have to finish then before the Barkeep comes back.

[Scarab]

Heehee, hey guys check it out:

[Victin]

*Pixel dies because she can't breath with the air frozen still, and timestop fades away*

While I am impressed that you would realize that that would happen, it's called required secondary powers, I'm afraid. Sakuya!Pixie can actually get away with that.

I know. But reality ensued-INYOURFACE
*Pixel dies again*

[Scarab]

I know. But reality ensued-INYOURFACE
*Pixel dies again*

...This is the Coffee room and we're in the middle of a battle to stabilise the wall between reality and fiction lest horrible, horrible things occur, I don't think Reality Ensues is a workable excuse for anything, really.