The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

*Pixel dies because she can't breath with the air frozen still, and timestop fades away*

While I am impressed that you would realize that that would happen, it's called required secondary powers, I'm afraid. Sakuya!Pixie can actually get away with that.

I know. But reality ensued-INYOURFACE
*Pixel dies again*

See that thing on your chest? That's not a metallic exoskeleton. And the searing pain you're in right now? Just me spawning knives inside your body.
Have A Nice Death...

Oh well, why am I even trying? Everyone respawns in here anyway...

[Sicon112]

See that thing on your chest? That's not a metallic exoskeleton. And the searing pain you're in right now? Just me spawning knives inside your body.
Have A Nice Death...

Oh well, why am I even trying? Everyone respawns in here anyway...

Why? Why the hell are you asking WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FUN!

[eli_gone_crazy]

I know. But reality ensued-INYOURFACE
*Pixel dies again*

...This is the Coffee room and we're in the middle of a battle to stabilise the wall between reality and fiction lest horrible, horrible things occur, I don't think Reality Ensues is a workable excuse for anything, really.

If I don't work, my reality will end VERY quickly. And yes, I'm here on my break..... I blame Sicon and Pixelmage. >_>

[JackAlsworth]

If I don't work, my reality will end VERY quickly. And yes, I'm here on my break..... I blame Sicon and Pixelmage. >_>

This place gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "coffee break".

As in "In Soviet WTF Forums, coffee breaks YOU!"

[Pixelmage]

If I don't work, my reality will end VERY quickly. And yes, I'm here on my break..... I blame Sicon and Pixelmage. >_>

This place gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "coffee break".

As in "In Soviet WTF Forums, coffee breaks YOU!"

*puppy eyes*
But I just spread a little bit of insanity around...

[Sicon112]

If I don't work, my reality will end VERY quickly. And yes, I'm here on my break..... I blame Sicon and Pixelmage. >_>

This place gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "coffee break".

As in "In Soviet WTF Forums, coffee breaks YOU!"

*puppy eyes*
But I just spread a little bit of insanity around...

And I'm innocent! You can't prove anything! I already murdered everyone who might possibly ever find out! Erm...You heard nothing?


Uh oh, looks like I may have to murder more people...oops.

[Scarab]

And I'm innocent! You can't prove anything! I already murdered everyone who might possibly ever find out! Erm...You heard nothing?
Uh oh, looks like I may have to murder more people...oops.

*Still carving pumpkins aplenty. There is a steadily growing pile of lit jack o' lanterns around her.*

Try not to spill too much blood. I think we've maxed out our blood-spilling quote in here for the day, some of the stuff from the last reset hasn't rubbed out.

[Lordxana0]

I realized that as much as I serve the Green Stuff(TM) I have never tasted it. Who wants me to try it?

[Sicon112]

I realized that as much as I serve the Green Stuff(TM) I have never tasted it. Who wants me to try it?

...Does anyone sense a sudden aura of impending doom? Yes? Good.

DO IT!

[eli_gone_crazy]

And I'm innocent! You can't prove anything! I already murdered everyone who might possibly ever find out! Erm...You heard nothing?


Uh oh, looks like I may have to murder more people...oops.
Computer, activate Slueth 15. Track all those in contact with Sicon in the past twenty-four hours.

and bring me a cappachino.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*The computer explodes as an arm bursts out from the monitor at the same time, clutching a cappuccino. I crawl out from the burning wreckage of the computer, slowly rising to my feet.*

*Crushes cappuccino in Eli's face, spurting it all over her while doing the card crusher face.*

PROBLEM, ELI?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*The computer explodes as an arm bursts out from the monitor at the same time, clutching a cappuccino. I crawl out from the burning wreckage of the computer, slowly rising to my feet.*

*Crushes cappuccino in Eli's face, spurting it all over her while doing the card crusher face.*

PROBLEM, ELI?

Yeah, a bit of one. CONSIDERING THAT THE CAPPACHINO WAS HOT?

maybe phoenix feathers would make great fletching for my arrows.

[Scarab]

*The computer explodes as an arm bursts out from the monitor at the same time, clutching a cappuccino. I crawl out from the burning wreckage of the computer, slowly rising to my feet.*

*Crushes cappuccino in Eli's face, spurting it all over her while doing the card crusher face.*

PROBLEM, ELI?

That was mean, computer and that coffee was probably hot!

*Freezes the terminal, arm and all with an ice blast*

And yes I'm aware you'll probably break out in the next few moments but there is a principle invovled here: one does not smash coffee in people's faces. They can nuke 'em, they can murder 'em in cold blood, they can even feed em' to the giant mutant fish if they are so inclined, but no hot COFFEE in faces. Waste of good coffee, for one thing...

[Lordxana0]

*slowly pours myself a hot cup of Green Stuff(TM)* Okay, bottoms up *slowly drinks it back*

[Scarab]

*slowly pours myself a hot cup of Green Stuff(TM)* Okay, bottoms up *slowly drinks it back*

*Hides behind a wall of frozen pumkpins and jack o lanterns.*

[AMimsyBorogove]

A: They wouldn't, because then your arrows would melt into dust.

B: Screw the rules, I'm immortal!

C: BRING IT ON. *spreads wings dramatically, scattering the computer and ice shards into a thousand tiny pieces and rising slowly into the air, a massive inferno burning as a power aura.*

[Sicon112]

I'm gonna take a picnic for a while now guys... Like... in another plane of existence. Bye.

[Lordxana0]

*the entire Coffee Room begins to shake* I... HAVE... THE... POWER!!!!!!!!!! * lightning begins to fly all across the room and then reality pauses and flies backwards to before I drank it*

So if I try to drink this stuff reality resets to a point where I didn't. Huh.

[Scarab]

I'm gonna take a picnic for a while now guys... Like... in another plane of existence. Bye.

*Eyes glow white-blue* Right, fine I'll be here waging a war with your brother over Eli's honour and good coffee ettiquette.

*Launches a thousand ice shards into the air from every direction she can possibly think of including a couple which can't be seen by regular human eyes.*

So if I try to drink this stuff reality resets to a point where I didn't. Huh.

S'probably for the best.

[Sicon112]

*the entire Coffee Room begins to shake* I... HAVE... THE... POWER!!!!!!!!!! * lightning begins to fly all across the room and then reality pauses and flies backwards to before I drank it*

So if I try to drink this stuff reality resets to a point where I didn't. Huh.

OK, that was really weird. Vacation canceled. Now I'll just watch Scarab and my brother kill each other. And everyone else in between them. Again.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Places hands in pockets nonchalantly and floats down directly in front of Scarab, evading Icicle Fall ~ Easy by standing right in front of the user.*

Problem, Scarab?

[Lordxana0]

Mwah ha ha, Mwah ha ha. HAHAHAHAH *begins to glow with power* all of this chaos is really charging my batteries. Soon I shall escape to the outside world with all of the powers displayed here.

Or just use them to get more ingredients. Either or.

[Scarab]

OK, that was really weird. Vacation canceled. Now I'll just watch Scarab and my brother kill each other. And everyone else in between them. Again.

*Is slowly crystalising the entire room again. Pumpkins have started exploding.* You say that like we make a habit of this.

*Places hands in pockets nonchalantly and floats down directly in front of Scarab, evading Icicle Fall ~ Easy by standing right in front of the user.*
Problem, Scarab?

Dude, I never even played that game I have no idea what I'm doing or what you guys turned me into anyway and frankly, screw the rules I have ICE powers.

*Grabs the now extremely close Mimsy by the neck, breaths on him and freezes his vocal chords, as well as the majority of his internal organs before kicking him back across the room. And throwing frozen pumpkins for good measure*.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Derpface as I collide with the wall, then shatter into a million pieces... Then respawn and come flying right back, immolating everything in my path as I streak around the room, bouncing off of the walls and burning absolutely everything before emerging from a maelstrom of flame with my fist coated in fire and FALCON PAWWWWWNCH-ing Scarab.*

Elapsed counterattack time... 2.8 seconds. Want to try killing me again and see what happens?

Hint: I'll respawn.

[Scarab]

*Derpface as I collide with the wall, then shatter into a million pieces... Then respawn and come flying right back, immolating everything in my path as I streak around the room, bouncing off of the walls and burning absolutely everything before emerging from a maelstrom of flame with my fist coated in fire and FALCON PAWWWWWNCH-ing Scarab.*

Elapsed counterattack time... 2.8 seconds. Want to try killing me again and see what happens?

Hint: I'll respawn.

*Throws up the shield in time to NOT die, buuut not in time to keep herself from being thrown backwards into a pile of elegant carved pumpkins. Sheild also shatters afterwards. Spits oddly turquoise coloured blood, watches it hiss on the ground and turn to steam.*

Sure, why not? it's always fun doing this with you. Doubt you'll be dumb enough to get in close range again, though, huh?

Dude if you have to die and come BACK every time somebody does that doesn't that technically mean you lost?