The Coffee Room

[AMimsyBorogove]

I don't HAVE to die and respawn every time someone attacks me... I just do because I don't really care regardless. Besides, that's like saying you lost a video game because you used an infinite lives command to beat it. You didn't lose, you just screwed the rules and substituted your own.

But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU! Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse! Flaw of Forgiving Shrine! *hurls a bunch of bouncy knives and fire bullets, followed by wedges of bouncing magical charms, essentially hailing in a variety of shots from all different angles at all different speeds.*

[Scarab]

I don't HAVE to die and respawn every time someone attacks me... I just do because I don't really care regardless. Besides, that's like saying you lost a video game because you used an infinite lives command to beat it. You didn't lose, you just screwed the rules and substituted your own.

But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU! Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse! Flaw of Forgiving Shrine! *hurls a bunch of bouncy knives and fire bullets, followed by wedges of bouncing magical charms, essentially hailing in a variety of shots from all different angles at all different speeds.*

Which is another way of saying you cheated, but then agin ,who's playing fair here?

*Reaches for some kind of infinite guidebook or wiki page or something to tell her what the hell all that means. realsies that doing this takes more time than just using an ice tower to get the eff out of the way and create a shield, which cracks somewhat under the barage of bouncing death. Proceeds to dodge the hell out of everything and make a beeline for the swimming pool.*

YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS, ELI!

[eli_gone_crazy]

A: They wouldn't, because then your arrows would melt into dust.

B: Screw the rules, I'm immortal!

C: BRING IT ON. *spreads wings dramatically, scattering the computer and ice shards into a thousand tiny pieces and rising slowly into the air, a massive inferno burning as a power aura.*

*starts rebuilding computer*
A. true, so I'll design better.
B. so am I, this can go on forever.
C. hehe, awesome.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I don't HAVE to die and respawn every time someone attacks me... I just do because I don't really care regardless. Besides, that's like saying you lost a video game because you used an infinite lives command to beat it. You didn't lose, you just screwed the rules and substituted your own.

But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU! Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse! Flaw of Forgiving Shrine! *hurls a bunch of bouncy knives and fire bullets, followed by wedges of bouncing magical charms, essentially hailing in a variety of shots from all different angles at all different speeds.*

Which is another way of saying you cheated, but then agin ,who's playing fair here?

*Reaches for some kind of infinite guidebook or wiki page or something to tell her what the hell all that means. realsies that doing this takes more time than just using an ice tower to get the eff out of the way and create a shield, which cracks somewhat under the barage of bouncing death. Proceeds to dodge the hell out of everything and make a beeline for the swimming pool.*

YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS, ELI!

thanks!
want some help?

[Scarab]

thanks!
want some help?

Has reached the swimming pool, rams ice wand into the surface and starts working on an ice typhoon.

Oh you know, only if you have the time.Ever battled an apoclayptic god creature before?

[eli_gone_crazy]

thanks!
want some help?

Has reached the swimming pool, rams ice wand into the surface and starts working on an ice typhoon.

Oh you know, only if you have the time.Ever battled an apoclayptic god creature before?

huff* fine...
*finishes computer fixing*
*turns into tiger and jumps up toward mimsy.. and promptly misses*
*reforms*
fine then...
computer, unlock the pterodactyl.
*genetically-modified pterodactyl colonies fly out*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[Sicon112]

(Psssst. We have to leave for Aikido in a sec. Sorry guys.)

[eli_gone_crazy]

(Psssst. We have to leave for Aikido in a sec. Sorry guys.)

Killjoy. -__-

EDIT:
aikido?

[Scarab]

(Psssst. We have to leave for Aikido in a sec. Sorry guys.)

Killjoy. -__-

EDIT:
aikido?

*Drops ice tornado, the coffee room shakes and thundrers as large fragments of ice and water slam into the floor and pool leaving everyone who was too close soaked and freezing. Is dissapointed*

Damn it, guys I was all fired up there... well, all frozen up anyway.

And yes, Eli, they do Aikido. They go some place and kick butts for a few hours, then they come back and recommense orbital bombardment of the coffee room. You know, the usual.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Pretty much. Hey, Sakuya!Pixel, could you freeze time for a little while so we can put things on hold without killing the mood?

Or, barring that, we could just do some epic power up sequence and then fade to black, then just be all like... Previously, on the Coffee Room.

[eli_gone_crazy]

(Psssst. We have to leave for Aikido in a sec. Sorry guys.)

Killjoy. -__-

EDIT:
aikido?

*Drops ice tornado, the coffee room shakes and thundrers as large fragments of ice and water slam into the floor and pool leaving everyone who was too close soaked and freezing. Is dissapointed*

Damn it, guys I was all fired up there... well, all frozen up anyway.

And yes, Eli, they do Aikido. They go some place and kick butts for a few hours, then they come back and recommense orbital bombardment of the coffee room. You know, the usual.

oh, I should expect this sort of stuff by now. oh well, the pterodactyls can wait..... and it will give me time to make stronger arrows! >:)

[Scarab]

oh, I should expect this sort of stuff by now. oh well, the pterodactyls can wait..... and it will give me time to make stronger arrows! >:)

See, now you're thinking like a Metaguard in the Coffee Room.

[eli_gone_crazy]

oh, I should expect this sort of stuff by now. oh well, the pterodactyls can wait..... and it will give me time to make stronger arrows! >:)

See, now you're thinking like a Metaguard in the Coffee Room.

*happy dance*

[Lordxana0]

*sits back and stretches* so everyone having a good time?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*sits back and stretches* so everyone having a good time?

well, i could use a cappachino, but mimsy SMASHED IT INTO MY FACE, so could i try some of that green stuff? or do you have some new stuff?

[Lordxana0]

*sits back and stretches* so everyone having a good time?

well, i could use a cappachino, but mimsy SMASHED IT INTO MY FACE, so could i try some of that green stuff? or do you have some new stuff?

I have a little bit of everything, and no one dares destroy my drinks *moves you some blue stuff* a special new blend of peaceful, calming, and not at all explosive mixtures. I call it a cappachboom.

[Scarab]

*sits back and stretches* so everyone having a good time?

well, i could use a cappachino, but mimsy SMASHED IT INTO MY FACE, so could i try some of that green stuff? or do you have some new stuff?

I have a little bit of everything, and no one dares destroy my drinks *moves you some blue stuff* a special new blend of peaceful, calming, and not at all explosive mixtures. I call it a cappachboom.

*Leans close curiously* Um... am I supposed to be seeing the faces of the damned in there? Is this gonna be like that time when the jar of strawberry jam I opened turned out to be a jar of lost souls?

[Guyshane]

*Leans close curiously* Um... am I supposed to be seeing the faces of the damned in there? Is this gonna be like that time when the jar of strawberry jam I opened turned out to be a jar of lost souls?

Come on he made that mistake once...surely you can get over it

[Victin]

Wait...
I just realized something:
The Status Quo in the Coffee Room
Is NOT having a Status Quo

[Scarab]

*Leans close curiously* Um... am I supposed to be seeing the faces of the damned in there? Is this gonna be like that time when the jar of strawberry jam I opened turned out to be a jar of lost souls?

Come on he made that mistake once...surely you can get over it

*Grumble* I suppose... although there's still one haunting the toilets, I'm pretty sure. We managed to catch the rest with a half empty peanut butter jar.

Wait...
I just realized something:
The Status Quo in the Coffee Room
Is NOT having a Status Quo

Except for Lordxana. Apparantly his brain resets whenever he drinks the Green StuffTM).

[eli_gone_crazy]

*sits back and stretches* so everyone having a good time?

well, i could use a cappachino, but mimsy SMASHED IT INTO MY FACE, so could i try some of that green stuff? or do you have some new stuff?

I have a little bit of everything, and no one dares destroy my drinks *moves you some blue stuff* a special new blend of peaceful, calming, and not at all explosive mixtures. I call it a cappachboom.

Cool, can i get in, say, vials small enough to be usable with my arrows?

I have a phoenix to find...

[Lordxana0]

well, i could use a cappachino, but mimsy SMASHED IT INTO MY FACE, so could i try some of that green stuff? or do you have some new stuff?

I have a little bit of everything, and no one dares destroy my drinks *moves you some blue stuff* a special new blend of peaceful, calming, and not at all explosive mixtures. I call it a cappachboom.

Cool, can i get in, say, vials small enough to be usable with my arrows?

I have a phoenix to find...

*hands a few over* these will work.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*attaches vials to arrows*
eli has received the Falcon bow! *fanfare*

... that music got annoying quickly...

[Pixelmage]

Sorry Mimsy! Time only stays frozen for the lenght of my post... I can't keep it stopped longer...

[eli_gone_crazy]

Sorry Mimsy! Time only stays frozen for the lenght of my post... I can't keep it stopped longer...

where'd you get that time-stopper?
more importantly, where can I get one.....