The Coffee Room

[Pixelmage]

Sorry Mimsy! Time only stays frozen for the lenght of my post... I can't keep it stopped longer...

where'd you get that time-stopper?
more importantly, where can I get one.....

It was a gift. From Mimsy, actually. After he saw me playing with these knives.
*summons thousands of knives all around the room*

[Lordxana0]

Sorry Mimsy! Time only stays frozen for the lenght of my post... I can't keep it stopped longer...

where'd you get that time-stopper?
more importantly, where can I get one.....

It was a gift. From Mimsy, actually. After he saw me playing with these knives.
*summons thousands of knives all around the room*

*takes one and cuts some pie* Apple pie here

[eli_gone_crazy]

where'd you get that time-stopper?
more importantly, where can I get one.....

It was a gift. From Mimsy, actually. After he saw me playing with these knives.
*summons thousands of knives all around the room*

*takes one and cuts some pie* Apple pie here

O_____O PIE?!
*starts spazzing and runs away*
NOT PIE!!!!!! NONONONONONONONO

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Just as Eli turns to run, she bowls headlong into a certain phoenix holding up a cream pie, so as to effectively pie herself in the face.*

Oh? You don't like pie? My apologies.

But, unfortunately, our ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny will have to wait. I have a compilation post to write up along with my time-stopping friend over there.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Just as Eli turns to run, she bowls headlong into a certain phoenix holding up a cream pie, so as to effectively pie herself in the face.*

Oh? You don't like pie? My apologies.

But, unfortunately, our ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny will have to wait. I have a compilation post to write up along with my time-stopping friend over there.

eewwwwww, PIE NONONONONONONO

*runs to pool*
*dives in*
ahhh, no more pie.

but seriously, WAT DID I DO TO DESERVE PIE *shudder* AND COFFEE TO THE FACE WITHIN FOUR HOURS OF EACH OTHER?!

[AMimsyBorogove]

You were there. To be honest, I was just hoping my trolling would degenerate into a downward spiral of chaos and madness like all things do in this place so as to create that elusive quality known as "lulz."

Which it has. Well, I'm all done writing my novel- Er, POST - now, so if you guys want to, I suppose we can have our ultimate showdown now.

[Endless Sea]

*a random portal opens up in the upper troposphere, spitting out a tanuki before closing again*

ACCURSED PURPLE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF

wait I'm not in plasma form anymore

wut

um

oh jeez

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*falls through another portal that randomly showed up just now*

*portal closes*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*a random portal opens up in the upper troposphere, spitting out a tanuki before closing again*

ACCURSED PURPLE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF

wait I'm not in plasma form anymore

wut

um

oh jeez

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*falls through another portal that randomly showed up just now*


*portal closes*

Hey, while you're out can you get me some duct tape?

[eli_gone_crazy]

You were there. To be honest, I was just hoping my trolling would degenerate into a downward spiral of chaos and madness like all things do in this place so as to create that elusive quality known as "lulz."

Which it has. Well, I'm all done writing my novel- Er, POST - now, so if you guys want to, I suppose we can have our ultimate showdown now.

*starts throwing kunai*
computer, release the kraken!!!

[Lordxana0]

*sits down on a chair and puts my feet up on a coffee table* Life is good. Just read an awesome post killing off my dragons midboss and have the final names down for the Black Knight RP. *sighs happily*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*responds by evading the kunai and blowing up the computer.*

We have two giant fish already, thank you. Contrary to popular belief, "Summon Bigger Fish" is NOT always the best solution.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*responds by evading the kunai and blowing up the computer.*

We have two giant fish already, thank you. Contrary to popular belief, "Summon Bigger Fish" is NOT always the best solution.

fine then.
*pulls out bluetooth*
computer, release the pterodactyls and the hamster please.
*colonies of genetically-modified pterodactyls and a pissed off hamster swarm towards the pheonix and knock it out of the air*
fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, shame on me.

i got another computer somewhere, but WHERE is it? XD

[AMimsyBorogove]

In the words of Superman...

Burn.

*immolates the army of prehistoric birds, along with the hamster, and rises from the inferno in a storm of nuclear fire.*

Honestly, I don't care where your next computer is. Unlike Keanu Reeves, I don't NEEEEED A COMPUUUUUTER. But, you know, Scarab did raise a valid point earlier. My attacks take too long. I think this time, I'll just fire a bunch of really fast, nigh inescapable bullets.

On that note, FUJIYAMA VOLCANO.

*launches a lightning-fast storm of fire-everything at Eli.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

In the words of Superman...

Burn.

*immolates the army of prehistoric birds, along with the hamster, and rises from the inferno in a storm of nuclear fire.*

Honestly, I don't care where your next computer is. Unlike Keanu Reeves, I don't NEEEEED A COMPUUUUUTER. But, you know, Scarab did raise a valid point earlier. My attacks take too long. I think this time, I'll just fire a bunch of really fast, nigh inescapable bullets.

On that note, FUJIYAMA VOLCANO.

*launches a lightning-fast storm of fire-everything at Eli.*

*sigh*
computer, initiate GHOST.
*disappears*
*puff of smoke*

[AMimsyBorogove]

So you disappeared. Hmph. I'll just have to do as my role model Artenbourough has done before me, and SHOOT EVERY POINT IN SPACE TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Imperishable Shooting.

[eli_gone_crazy]

So you disappeared. Hmph. I'll just have to do as my role model Artenbourough has done before me, and SHOOT EVERY POINT IN SPACE TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Imperishable Shooting.

Ah, okay. You made me do this.
*drinks blue stuff*
I
AM
THE AVATAR! XO

[Sicon112]

So you disappeared. Hmph. I'll just have to do as my role model Artenbourough has done before me, and SHOOT EVERY POINT IN SPACE TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Imperishable Shooting.

HEY ENDLESS SEA! Can I get a warp portal pleaase?!
*warps into another dimension*
Thanks!

I don't think he was warping voluntarily, judging by his last post you may find yourself...

*she falls out of a wormhole in the roof and lands in another on the floor, which leads her back to the first, getting her stuck in an infinite loop*

Oh... too late. I swear I didn't do that this time! Honest!

[eli_gone_crazy]

So you disappeared. Hmph. I'll just have to do as my role model Artenbourough has done before me, and SHOOT EVERY POINT IN SPACE TIME SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Imperishable Shooting.

HEY ENDLESS SEA! Can I get a warp portal pleaase?!
*warps into another dimension*
Thanks!

I don't think he was warping voluntarily, judging by his last post you may find yourself...

*she falls out of a wormhole in the roof and lands in another on the floor, which leads her back to the first, getting her stuck in an infinite loop*

Oh... too late. I swear I didn't do that this time! Honest!

*Avatar mode*
*flies out of infinite loop*
You think fire is going to work?!

[Sicon112]

*Avatar mode*
*flies out of infinite loop*
You think fire is going to work?!

Wait, are you attacking me? (<---Really didn't do it this time)

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Avatar mode*
*flies out of infinite loop*
You think fire is going to work?!

Wait, are you attacking me? (<---Really didn't do it this time)

Not you, the phoenix that keeps trying to kill me. (and my hamster *sob*)

[AMimsyBorogove]

Don't make me laugh. Fire ALWAYS works.

*Spams more fire, filling all of the everything with a raging inferno.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Don't make me laugh. Fire ALWAYS works.

*Spams more fire, filling all of the everything with a raging inferno.*

*uses air cyclone to collect all the fire and send water from the lake to splash on mimsy in an almighty tsunami*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*The water instantly evaporates, creating a smoke screen that breaks only when a Fujiyama Volcano explodes right beneath Eli out of nowhere.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*The water instantly evaporates, creating a smoke screen that breaks only when a Fujiyama Volcano explodes right beneath Eli out of nowhere.*

computer, activate ghost.
*disappears*
*ridiculously useless puff of smoke*

*reappears several miles away*
hey xana, can I get some red stuff if you have any? (if he's here)
*immediately disappears*

[Lordxana0]

*The water instantly evaporates, creating a smoke screen that breaks only when a Fujiyama Volcano explodes right beneath Eli out of nowhere.*

computer, activate ghost.
*disappears*
*ridiculously useless puff of smoke*

*reappears several miles away*
hey xana, can I get some red stuff if you have any? (if he's here)
*immediately disappears*

*tosses it in the air where you will next appear*