Scarab wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:If the fish is dead, no problem!
( Accidentally spawns the Creature from the Black Lagoon from his cloning machine instead.)
DAMMIT.
( Runs out yelling something about needing harpoons, while the Creature chases him.)
About the Universal Monsters thing, I just watched Frankenweenie, and it was awesome. I recognized the shout outs and now, I am obsessed with them again. FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE.
See?! THIS is why you're supposed to limit your use of the cloning technology! *Shoots ice blasts at the fish* DOWN BOY! DOWN! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!
Pixelmage wrote:Not it's an Eldritch Killer Tuna. It'll make people more tempted to try to eat it.
Thank goodness I don't like tuna... elcritch abomiantional temptation or NO abominational temptation.
( Grabs Sawn Off TF2 Shotgun and blasts Creature in the back before it tries to kidnap all the females in the room.)
Finally he's dead!
( Turns to the corpse.)
WHY DO ALWAYS STALK WOMEN ANYWAY? FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TRY AND DRAG DOWN UNDERWATER, MR. GILL MAN! BESIDES, WOMEN ARE TOUGHER THAN THEY WERE IN 1954!
( Turns around and starts making the cloning machine, which looks like a Transistor Radio on an Apple 2, while muttering something about monsters always targeting women and having no respect for women's rights.)
