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Lordxana0 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*The water instantly evaporates, creating a smoke screen that breaks only when a Fujiyama Volcano explodes right beneath Eli out of nowhere.*

computer, activate ghost.
*disappears*
*ridiculously useless puff of smoke*

*reappears several miles away*
hey xana, can I get some red stuff if you have any? (if he's here)
*immediately disappears*

*tosses it in the air where you will next appear*

*pops back out of-wherever-*
thanks!
... I love this thing!
*disappears*
*pops up next to mimsy*
Hai! Would you like a cookie?

Scarab wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:If the fish is dead, no problem!
( Accidentally spawns the Creature from the Black Lagoon from his cloning machine instead.)
DAMMIT.
( Runs out yelling something about needing harpoons, while the Creature chases him.)
About the Universal Monsters thing, I just watched Frankenweenie, and it was awesome. I recognized the shout outs and now, I am obsessed with them again. FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE.

See?! THIS is why you're supposed to limit your use of the cloning technology! *Shoots ice blasts at the fish* DOWN BOY! DOWN! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!

Pixelmage wrote:Not it's an Eldritch Killer Tuna. It'll make people more tempted to try to eat it.

Thank goodness I don't like tuna... elcritch abomiantional temptation or NO abominational temptation.

( Grabs Sawn Off TF2 Shotgun and blasts Creature in the back before it tries to kidnap all the females in the room.)

Finally he's dead!

( Turns to the corpse.)

WHY DO ALWAYS STALK WOMEN ANYWAY? FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TRY AND DRAG DOWN UNDERWATER, MR. GILL MAN! BESIDES, WOMEN ARE TOUGHER THAN THEY WERE IN 1954!

( Turns around and starts making the cloning machine, which looks like a Transistor Radio on an Apple 2, while muttering something about monsters always targeting women and having no respect for women's rights.)

*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Scarab wrote:*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Just drinking chocolate milk, gaming Team Fortress 2 and reading. Oh, and doing research on the Universal Monsters. I'm just your typical 12 Year Old kid.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Scarab wrote:*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Just drinking chocolate milk, gaming Team Fortress 2 and reading. Oh, and doing research on the Universal Monsters. I'm just your typical 12 Year Old kid.

Heh, yeaaaah I remember being twelve. Video games all day, the occasional monster hunt on the side. Good times. You'll miss it when they make you get a job that pays rent.
What monsters are on the cards today? Anything interesting?

8 of the best.

Check out this absolutely EPIC Trailer, guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJkRZBegaZU

The Wild West Pyro wrote:8 of the best.

Check out this absolutely EPIC Trailer, guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJkRZBegaZU

Duuuude that's some classics right there. The good old combination of fear and rediculousness*

Not a patch on what hangs around the Coffee Room, granted

I just came back from off topic spam chaos.

What's going on, and what am I still?

The Finch wrote:I just came back from off topic spam chaos.

What's going on, and what am I still?

As did I. Those spam posts... theyr'e everywhere.

Pyro is revealing to us his love of classic monster movies it seems. Also, you appear to be some kind of futuristic toaster.

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:I just came back from off topic spam chaos.

What's going on, and what am I still?

As did I. Those spam posts... theyr'e everywhere.

Pyro is revealing to us his love of classic monster movies it seems. Also, you appear to be some kind of futuristic toaster.

Indeed. I think more people should enjoy the threads about topics we put up, much like the MLP thread, or the TF2 thread I created.

And I'm a toaster?

Ok, who wants toast!

The Finch wrote:

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:I just came back from off topic spam chaos.

What's going on, and what am I still?

As did I. Those spam posts... theyr'e everywhere.

Pyro is revealing to us his love of classic monster movies it seems. Also, you appear to be some kind of futuristic toaster.

Indeed. I think more people should enjoy the threads about topics we put up, much like the MLP thread, or the TF2 thread I created.

And I'm a toaster?

Ok, who wants toast!

Ooh! Me!!! Hang on I'll go get the Jar of Jam And Definitely Not Lost Souls I saw back there...
Who wants ectoplasm infused peanut butter?

Could I have toasted brown bread with Olive Grove margarine on please?

(Pops toast)

The toast I can make apparently has Green Stuff(TM) over it.

( Takes a bite)

It's quite nice. I'll just put on some more Green Stuff Margarine...

( Eats it)

NOM NOM NOM. AH! MOIST AND DELICIOUS!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Takes a bite)

It's quite nice. I'll just put on some more Green Stuff Margarine...

( Eats it)

NOM NOM NOM. AH! MOIST AND DELICIOUS!

So when Pyro goes insane, he turns into the Soldier?

Sicon112 wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Takes a bite)

It's quite nice. I'll just put on some more Green Stuff Margarine...

( Eats it)

NOM NOM NOM. AH! MOIST AND DELICIOUS!

So when Pyro goes insane, he turns into the Soldier?

Really...

He's a Heavy, not a Soldier!

( Turns on Pyrovision)

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I'm quoting the Heavy when he's eating his health-giving secondary weapon, the Sandvich.

Scarab wrote:*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Nothin' much.
Just an apocolyptic showdown with mimsy.
*shrugs*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Scarab wrote:*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Nothin' much.
Just an apocolyptic showdown with mimsy.
*shrugs*

Oh... OH! Yeah I totally forgot about that apocalyptic showdown we were mant to be involved in. Although... toast!

*Uses the Finch toaster to toast bread*

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Scarab wrote:*wanders casually into the coffee room, hands behind her back, ice want in hand, wings making silly little chimey noises that are probably going to get very annoying very fast*

Whatca doin'?

Nothin' much.
Just an apocolyptic showdown with mimsy.
*shrugs*

Oh... OH! Yeah I totally forgot about that apocalyptic showdown we were mant to be involved in. Although... toast!

*Uses the Finch toaster to toast bread*

(Toast pops out)

The Finch wrote:(Toast pops out)

Heh, aw, you're one of those novelty toasters that prints pictures on the bread...
...Or possibly just a haunted toaster because this slice says WE ARE ALL DAMNED. *turns over the other slice* And the other one says MAKE YOUR TIME.

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:(Toast pops out)

Heh, aw, you're one of those novelty toasters that prints pictures on the bread...
...Or possibly just a haunted toaster because this slice says WE ARE ALL DAMNED. *turns over the other slice* And the other one says MAKE YOUR TIME.

Oh dear. Let me try again.

(Toasts some more bread)

The Finch wrote:

Scarab wrote:

The Finch wrote:(Toast pops out)

Heh, aw, you're one of those novelty toasters that prints pictures on the bread...
...Or possibly just a haunted toaster because this slice says WE ARE ALL DAMNED. *turns over the other slice* And the other one says MAKE YOUR TIME.

Oh dear. Let me try again.

(Toasts some more bread)

*Waits patiently... colelcts the popped out toast*

Um... THE BLACK BLOOD OF YIBBSTLL THAT STILL LIVETH APART FROM HIM AND EATETH SOULS aaand... *looks at the other slice* And I CAN HAS PEANUT BUTTER?

Ew, peanut, gross. Finch I think you need some repair work.

Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

The Finch wrote:Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.