The Coffee Room

[JackAlsworth]

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

The pool balls probably explode when they touch.

Oh well, what's life without a little risk? *grabs a cue*

[The Finch]

Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

Hold on...

(Pool cues appear)

(Pool balls appear)

(Jukebox appears)

[Scarab]

Hold on...
(Pool cues appear)
(Pool balls appear)
(Jukebox appears)

*presses jukebox buttons until she finds some Approaching Nirvana on the playlist (because this is a COOL jukebox with actually GOOD songs on it, not those rubbishy ones that all play nothing but pop records from the eighties and Elvis Presley... *

Huh, damn it, I don't have any money for this thing. *Looks around slyly... pours green stuff into the Jukebox via a conveniently located slot.*

Ah. there we go!

[Victin]

Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

Hold on...

(Pool cues appear)

(Pool balls appear)

(Jukebox appears)

Noooooo! He was already here!

[Scarab]

Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

[Victin]

Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

[Scarab]

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();
U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U
MY POWAH
MY POWEE
MY POWEЯ
MY POWER
MY POWER
"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

...Sooo that's a no, then?

[The Finch]

Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

Transform.

(Turns into a virus)

(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)

[Guyshane]

Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

[Scarab]

...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

[Guyshane]

...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

Oh yes sure I'll do that

[The Finch]

Transform.

(Turns back into a pool table)

[Sicon112]

...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

Oh yes sure I'll do that

I'll join too!

Waaaaaaiiiiit... I can kill my opponents, right?

[The Finch]

No.

[Sicon112]

No.

Boooooooring. Never mind then.

[eli_gone_crazy]

i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

[JackAlsworth]

i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

No no, you're thinking about it all wrong. The question is, why are you surprised this happened?

[Scarab]

i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

No no, you're thinking about it all wrong. The question is, why are you surprised this happened?

Eli is still adjusting, won't be long now and they'll understand EVERYTHING... as much as we do anyway

[eli_gone_crazy]

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

[JackAlsworth]

Eli is still adjusting, won't be long now and they'll understand EVERYTHING... as much as we do anyway

More, understand more. Which is still very little.

Well, time to get this game underway, no? *chalks cue*

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Kill count is just another way of keeping score.

[Scarab]

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

[Sicon112]

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

So far, I'm still leading with least deaths... Xana isn't playing or we would be tied, I think.

My K/D ratio is pretty high, but Xana would beat us all, since he gets credit for EVERY kill since he made this place.

[Scarab]

So far, I'm still leading with least deaths... Xana isn't playing or we would be tied, I think.

I'm doing okay myself, I have a couple... although if that respawning thing COUNTED as deaths I'd probably be winning by now. Alas...

*Shuffles the pool balls in their triangle and prepares the game*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

coupon?! what coupon?!

[Sicon112]

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

coupon?! what coupon?!

The ones I have won are all for Green Stuff(TM) and insanity vouchers, which can be traded in for more madness.