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Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:05 am**

Scarab wrote:*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

The pool balls probably explode when they touch.

Oh well, what's life without a little risk? *grabs a cue*

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:05 am**

Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

Hold on...

(Pool cues appear)

(Pool balls appear)

(Jukebox appears)

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:38 am**

The Finch wrote:Hold on...
(Pool cues appear)
(Pool balls appear)
(Jukebox appears)

*presses jukebox buttons until she finds some Approaching Nirvana on the playlist (because this is a COOL jukebox with actually GOOD songs on it, not those rubbishy ones that all play nothing but pop records from the eighties and Elvis Presley... *

Huh, damn it, I don't have any money for this thing. *Looks around slyly... pours green stuff into the Jukebox via a conveniently located slot.*

Ah. there we go!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:38 am**

The Finch wrote:
Scarab wrote:
The Finch wrote:Nah.

Transform.

(Changes into a Pool Table)

*pauses... considers toast... sticks it in her mouth and goes to find pool cues*

Well if we HAVE a guy who's stuck transforming into random objects we may as well take advantage of it for our own entertainment.

Hold on...

(Pool cues appear)

(Pool balls appear)

(Jukebox appears)

Noooooo! He was already here!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:45 am**

Victin wrote:Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:36 pm**

Scarab wrote:
Victin wrote:Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:37 pm**

Victin wrote:YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();
U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U
MY POWAH
MY POWEE
MY POWEЯ
MY POWER
MY POWER
"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

...Sooo that's a no, then?

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:39 pm**

Victin wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Victin wrote:Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

Transform.

(Turns into a virus)

(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:12 pm**

Victin wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Victin wrote:Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:18 pm**

...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:20 pm**

Scarab wrote:...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

Oh yes sure I'll do that

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:21 pm**

Transform.

(Turns back into a pool table)

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:21 pm**

Guyshane wrote:
Scarab wrote:...Guys, all I did was ask if you wanted to play some pool.

Oh yes sure I'll do that

I'll join too!

Waaaaaaiiiiit... I can kill my opponents, right?

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:34 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:42 pm**

The Finch wrote:No.

Boooooooring. Never mind then.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:30 pm**

i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:42 pm**

eli_gone_crazy wrote:i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

No no, you're thinking about it all wrong. The question is, why are you surprised this happened?

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:43 pm**

JackAlsworth wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:i go to work and when I come back, you lot have tried to blow up the universe.
what.
the.
heck.
O_O

No no, you're thinking about it all wrong. The question is, why are you surprised this happened?

Eli is still adjusting, won't be long now and they'll understand EVERYTHING... as much as we do anyway

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:45 pm**

Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:46 pm**

Scarab wrote:Eli is still adjusting, won't be long now and they'll understand EVERYTHING... as much as we do anyway

More, understand more. Which is still very little.

Well, time to get this game underway, no? *chalks cue*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Kill count is just another way of keeping score.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:46 pm**

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:47 pm**

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

So far, I'm still leading with least deaths... Xana isn't playing or we would be tied, I think.

My K/D ratio is pretty high, but Xana would beat us all, since he gets credit for EVERY kill since he made this place.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:48 pm**

Sicon112 wrote:So far, I'm still leading with least deaths... Xana isn't playing or we would be tied, I think.

I'm doing okay myself, I have a couple... although if that respawning thing COUNTED as deaths I'd probably be winning by now. Alas...

*Shuffles the pool balls in their triangle and prepares the game*

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:50 pm**

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

coupon?! what coupon?!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:51 pm**

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Welcome to the coffee room,
where the physics are made up and the kill count doesn't matter.

Oh no, the kill count MATTERS there's a death tally on a whiteboard under the counter and the winner at the end of the month gets a coupon. it just doens't have any lasting consequences

Let's play pool, folks!

coupon?! what coupon?!

The ones I have won are all for Green Stuff(TM) and insanity vouchers, which can be traded in for more madness.

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