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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:24 pm

Sicon112 wrote:*Appears in the burning wreckage* Ah, looks like he is about done then. Whew... I'm keeping that room quarantined though, just in case you guys get the bright idea to do that again...

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NOPE.AVI

"GET OVER HERE!"

(Out of the windows comes an unexplained chain and wraps around Scion's neck.)
(Pulls on the Chain, Bringing him in the Coffee House)

FACE ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

(EPIC MORTAL KOMBAT REMIX STARTS PLAYING)
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:25 pm

*Tries to go away, then reality starts to crack right in front of me*
"Oh, no. Not again."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:25 pm

The Finch wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:*Appears in the burning wreckage* Ah, looks like he is about done then. Whew... I'm keeping that room quarantined though, just in case you guys get the bright idea to do that again...

...
...
...

NOPE.AVI

"GET OVER HERE!"

(Out of the windows comes an unexplained chain and wraps around Scion's neck.)
(Pulls on the Chain, Bringing him in the Coffee House)

FACE ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

(EPIC MORTAL KOMBAT REMIX STARTS PLAYING)


Were recording this shit and selling it on pay-per-view
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:25 pm

If I give you green stuff, will you drop it?
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:30 pm

Sicon112 wrote:If I give you green stuff, will you drop it?

I think that this thread has gone far past that
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:32 pm

Lordxana0, you are an evil genius for starting this. Or just evil.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:34 pm

*steps into the ruins*
"Looks like the drinks here are ok... May I have a bottle of that green drink everyone seems to be talking about?"
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:36 pm

I'm starting to see why stuff from beyond the wall is a bad thing. I mean seriously where did we find this stuff?
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:37 pm

Pixelmage wrote:*steps into the ruins*
"Looks like the drinks here are ok... May I have a bottle of that green drink everyone seems to be talking about?"

NO.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:39 pm

Guyshane wrote:I'm starting to see why stuff from beyond the wall is a bad thing. I mean seriously where did we find this stuff?

It was LordXana who brought this here.
:!:
Wait, that means she is from beyond the wall.
She is a puppetmaster. And an evil genius.
God save us from the Lord... wait...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:40 pm

Victin wrote:
Guyshane wrote:I'm starting to see why stuff from beyond the wall is a bad thing. I mean seriously where did we find this stuff?

It was LordXana who brought this here.
:!:
Wait, that means she is from beyond the wall.
She is a puppetmaster. And an evil genius.
God save us from the Lord... wait...

Wait puppet master accusation, LordXana take a drink
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:41 pm

Victin wrote:
Guyshane wrote:I'm starting to see why stuff from beyond the wall is a bad thing. I mean seriously where did we find this stuff?

It was LordXana who brought this here.
:!:
Wait, that means she is from beyond the wall.
She is a puppetmaster. And an evil genius.
God save us from the Lord... wait...


You called Xana a she again... Are you sure you didn't drink anything recently?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:43 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Victin wrote:
Guyshane wrote:I'm starting to see why stuff from beyond the wall is a bad thing. I mean seriously where did we find this stuff?

It was LordXana who brought this here.
:!:
Wait, that means she is from beyond the wall.
She is a puppetmaster. And an evil genius.
God save us from the Lord... wait...


You called Xana a she again... Are you sure you didn't drink anything recently?

*Screams of anger*
It's because of the 'Xana' in 'LordXana'. My brain subconsciously do that.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:46 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:*steps into the ruins*
"Looks like the drinks here are ok... May I have a bottle of that green drink everyone seems to be talking about?"

NO.


"Oh, don't worry. I've been watching for a while now... I assure you that I do not intend to drink it. I just want to save a bottle as an artifact. So? Can I have one now?"

Victin wrote:*Screams of anger*
It's because of the 'Xana' in 'LordXana'. My brain subconsciously do that.


In portuguese, whenever a name ends in "a" it's almost a rule to be a feminine guys. Don't worry. He'll make that mistake many times yet. :lol:
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Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:49 pm

Pixelmage wrote:"Oh, don't worry. I've been watching for a while now... I assure you that I do not intend to drink it. I just want to save a bottle as an artifact. So? Can I have one now?"

I can't say yes, because for all we know, the bottle itself is a mutated Eldritch Abomination.
The voices in my head tell me that we saved the world. However, they also told me that George Clooney's face is on the dollar bill, so... meh. The voices are more fun, anyway.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:50 pm

besides it might mutate the bottle
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:52 pm

*sighs* man so much destruction *pulls out an easy button* and then *presses it and all things go back to normal* Now then who wants some of the green stuff?
Who you going to call? ME!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:55 pm

Huh? Green stuff? Awesome.

*drinks it*

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Err... Dude? This is limeade with a bubble machine built into the bottom of the mug.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:55 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:*sighs* man so much destruction *pulls out an easy button* and then *presses it and all things go back to normal* Now then who wants some of the green stuff?


I sorta took most of your supply and have it locked in my new doom fortress in the back room. I suppose I'll let you through, since you created it, though. Just warn me when you run out up from so I can disable the traps...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:55 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Huh? Green stuff? Awesome.

*drinks it*

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Err... Dude? This is limeade with a bubble machine built into the bottom of the mug.


That is an interesting observation, would you like to meet a dragon? 8-)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:56 pm

A dragon? What kind of dragon? The western kind? The eastern kind? A Wyvern? A sculpture of a dragon made entirely out of burning potatoes?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:58 pm

Again, the dragon is in my new doom fortress. I can let him out, but please don't try to go in there. I have the door hooked up to a doomsday device that shatters the planet core...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:58 pm

Why are we letting a dragon one of the most dangerous creatures in fiction guard the green drink which mutates everything into a more dangerous form? Is there an Idiot Ball being passed around?
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:59 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:A dragon? What kind of dragon? The western kind? The eastern kind? A Wyvern? A sculpture of a dragon made entirely out of burning potatoes?


Why do I leave the Coffee Room to you people, anyway now I am back with all new materials. And a new drink, I call it the "You drink it then you grow an extra limb" Who wants to be my test sub... test drinker?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:59 pm

You bet there is! Here, catch! *tosses the idiot ball*
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