Watch the Footage

Sicon112 wrote:The ones I have won are all for Green Stuff(TM) and insanity vouchers, which can be traded in for more madness.

Can never have enough madness.

Also, there's a 'Get Out of the Next Apocalypse Free' card for whoever gets the most kills, aaand I think ten pounds to spend in any of the retailers listed on the back...

*prepares to go on killing spree*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*prepares to go on killing spree*

Just so you know, it totally counts for you if you manipulate people into killing other people. That's how my kill count is so high.

...and I'm right in the middle of this again, aren't I?

I choose to blame Scarab and her promises of a pool game.

Speaking about a Pool Game, aren't you guys going to get ready for it?

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*prepares to go on killing spree*

Just so you know, it totally counts for you if you manipulate people into killing other people. That's how my kill count is so high.

but then I miss out on all the fun..... V_V

JackAlsworth wrote:...and I'm right in the middle of this again, aren't I?

I choose to blame Scarab and her promises of a pool game.

Well then I blame Finch for turning into a pool table in the first place.

*Draws the cue back to hit the cueball. Every ball on the table either explodes, or spits confetti out when the cueball strikes them. A couple of them go down pockets though, so thats okay.*

...That doesn't usually happen when I play pool.

Scarab wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:...and I'm right in the middle of this again, aren't I?

I choose to blame Scarab and her promises of a pool game.

Well... then I blame Finch for turning into a pool table in the first place.

*Draws the cue back to hit the cueball... every ball on the table either explodes, or spits confetti out when the cueball strikes them.*

...That doens't usually happen when I play pool.

*drinks blue stuff*
*starts playing with confetti*

Shiny...... O_O

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*drinks blue stuff*
*starts playing with confetti*

Shiny...... O_O

That... that's nice, Eli. Just don't chase the confetti off any precipes into oblivion there have been a few around today. Okay whoever takes the next shot, can you bring MORE pool table balls?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*drinks blue stuff*
*starts playing with confetti*

Shiny...... O_O

Wow, I wonder how you survive all that anthrax... Or are you just dieing and respawning?

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*drinks blue stuff*
*starts playing with confetti*

Shiny...... O_O

Wow, I wonder how you survive all that anthrax... Or are you just dieing and respawning?

Well so far as I know, ice fairies are immune to anthrax, that's the only explanation I can think of. And I think Eli's constitution is just odd. Wanna take a shot?

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*drinks blue stuff*
*starts playing with confetti*

Shiny...... O_O

Wow, I wonder how you survive all that anthrax... Or are you just dieing and respawning?

Well so far as I know, ice fairies are immune to anthrax, that's the only explanation I can think of. And I tihnk Eli;s constitution is just odd. Wanna take a shot?

I wasn't talking about you. Obviously the ridiculously low temperature of your body would immunize you, but eli keeps drinking the blue stuff, which we retconed out of existence and replaced with blueberry juice and anthrax...

Sicon112 wrote:

Scarab wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:
Wow, I wonder how you survive all that anthrax... Or are you just dieing and respawning?

Well so far as I know, ice fairies are immune to anthrax, that's the only explanation I can think of. And I tihnk Eli;s constitution is just odd. Wanna take a shot?

I wasn't talking about you. Obviously the ridiculously low temperature of your body would immunize you, but eli keeps drinking the blue stuff, which we retconed out of existence and replaced with blueberry juice and anthrax...

Really?
welp, time to find out if I can "die" in here.
*waits*

Sicon112 wrote:I wasn't talking about you. Obviously the ridiculously low temperature of your body would immunize you, but eli keeps drinking the blue stuff, which we retconed out of existence and replaced with blueberry juice and anthrax...

Oh is THAT why the last three poisonings haven't worked? Huh... I was wondering. But yes all it seems to be doing is giving Eli a case of the wide-eyed stares and tendency to chase after shiny objects. That's not a documented symptom of anthrax poisoning, is it?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:welp, time to find out if I can "die" in here.
*waits*

*Counts down with a stopwatch*

*starts messing with stopwatch*
*blinks out of existence*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*starts messing with stopwatch*
*blinks out of existence*

DUDE! Bad Eli! No messing with my temporal stopwatch!

I swear to god if you turn up in three days time as... as a nine month old baby or something I am NOT looking after you... except cuteness proximity means I probably will, damn it.

Scarab wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*starts messing with stopwatch*
*blinks out of existence*

DUDE! Bad Eli! No messing with my temporal stopwatch!

I swear to god if you turn up in three days time as... as a nine month old baby or something I am NOT looking after you... except cuteness proximity means I probably will, damn it.

three days later
*pops back into existence*
Here Scarab, have a kitteh! :3

*Feeds kitten Green Stuff. Kitten becomes a tiger.*

NeverSlender wrote:*Feeds kitten Green Stuff. Kitten becomes a tiger.*

that escalated quickly. O.o

Tiger then dies due to radiation poisoning.
A tiger's body turns into a zombie.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:*Feeds kitten Green Stuff. Kitten becomes a tiger.*

that escalated quickly. O.o

Things tend to in here.

*Kittiger is ressurected by a lack of logic, breathes purple fire*

Ooooo, shiny...

This makes blue stuff seems like grape juice.

Now we have two tigers?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

NeverSlender wrote:*Feeds kitten Green Stuff. Kitten becomes a tiger.*

that escalated quickly. O.o

*Gasps* GIANT ZOMBIE KITTY! *Hugs zombie tiger. That it does not eat her is probably either a testament to the fact it still thinks it's a small cat or the fact that she just wouldn't tastethat nice.*

Time travel!
*pops out of existence*
*pops back in with a fez and a bowtie*