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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:50 pm

Stop time traveling guys. It will break reality.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:51 pm

Victin wrote:Stop time traveling guys. It will break reality more.


Fix'd.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:52 pm

Victin wrote:Stop time traveling guys. It will break reality.


How do you know? O.o
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:53 pm

Nope screw it I'm gonna time travel, with some help:
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I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:54 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Victin wrote:Stop time traveling guys. It will break reality more.


Fix'd.


Exactly how broken IS reality at this point anyway? A part of me was kind of expecting... I don't know, earthquakes, strange coloured skies, the rising of Atlantis, that sort of thing. But the world seems to have carried on as normal so far.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:How do you know? O.o

You pop back in with a bowtie and fez and you ask that question? Dude, cracks in time, remember?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:57 pm

Point made.
hmmm..... computer, calculate an antidote to the blue stuff.
*pink stuff!*

I don't know if drinking this is a good idea....
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:59 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Point made.
hmmm..... computer, calculate an antidote to the blue stuff.
*pink stuff!*

I don't know if drinking this is a good idea....

It's a very bad idea and may kill you. Now drink.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:01 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Point made.
hmmm..... computer, calculate an antidote to the blue stuff.
*pink stuff!*

I don't know if drinking this is a good idea....

It's a very bad idea and may kill you. Now drink.


*Looks up from where she's feeding the zombie kittie a bunch of brains she found in the cupboard* Hey... guys, I've just had a really crazy thought. Do you think maybe it's possible that being handed a room where we are functionally immortal has caused us to disrespect the sanctity of life and grow complacent with our OWN lives and their value?

Just a crazy thought I had you know. Nothing big.

*Throws Zombie kitty another brain*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:02 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Point made.
hmmm..... computer, calculate an antidote to the blue stuff.
*pink stuff!*

I don't know if drinking this is a good idea....

It's a very bad idea and may kill you. Now drink.

:lol:
*drinks pink stuff*
*time stop*
:o
*blinks*
*time starts*

:D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:04 pm

Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Point made.
hmmm..... computer, calculate an antidote to the blue stuff.
*pink stuff!*

I don't know if drinking this is a good idea....

It's a very bad idea and may kill you. Now drink.


*Looks up from where she's feeding the zombie kittie a bunch of brains she found in the cupboard* Hey... guys, I've just had a really crazy thought. Do you think maybe it's possible that being handed a room where we are functionally immortal has caused us to disrespect the sanctity of life and grow complacent with our OWN lives and their value?

Just a crazy thought I had you know. Nothing big.

*Throws Zombie kitty another brain*


No idea what you mean. :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:05 pm

NeverSlender wrote:No idea what you mean.


M'yeah, I guess it was a dumb idea. *Throws brains to zombie tiger* I think I'm going to call him Richard.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:08 pm

Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:No idea what you mean.


M'yeah, I guess it was a dumb idea. *Throws brains to zombie tiger* I think I'm going to call him Richard.


or spaz. >_>
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:09 pm

Hey guys check out what I found while I was time traveling:
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I named him Bob!
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:11 pm

Guyshane wrote:Hey guys check out what I found while I was time traveling:
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I named him Bob!



Shiny....
*jumps out of the way before bob tries to eat her*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:12 pm

*Bob and Richard start to fight. Awesome light show ensues.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:12 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:
Guyshane wrote:Hey guys check out what I found while I was time traveling:
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I named him Bob!



Shiny....
*jumps out of the way before bob tries to eat her*

*Picks up a rifle and shoots Bob*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:13 pm

Victin wrote:*Picks up a rifle and shoots Bob*


*Bob is rather miffed*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:14 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Victin wrote:*Picks up a rifle and shoots Bob*


*Bob is rather miffed*

That word doesn't exist in my dictionary.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:14 pm

*stops time before bob dies, grabs bullet, throws it at victin, and puts a pile of fishmonster in front of bob*
NO.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:14 pm

Victin wrote:*Picks up a rifle and shoots Bob*

This is the coffee room even if you managed to kill Bob with that he would just come back a bit later on
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:18 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops time before bob dies, grabs bullet, throws it at victin, and puts a pile of fishmonster in front of bob*
NO.

My rifle doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots... LASERS
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:19 pm

Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops time before bob dies, grabs bullet, throws it at victin, and puts a pile of fishmonster in front of bob*
NO.

My rifle doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots... LASERS

Just think for a minute. What would happen if you shot a dragon?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:21 pm

Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops time before bob dies, reflects laser TOWARD victin, and puts a pile of fishmonster in front of bob*
NO.

My rifle doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots... LASERS


Fix'd
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:21 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Victin wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*stops time before bob dies, grabs bullet, throws it at victin, and puts a pile of fishmonster in front of bob*
NO.

My rifle doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots... LASERS

Just think for a minute. What would happen if you shot a dragon?

What would happen if I shot a LASER DRAGON using the same weapon I'm using?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:24 pm

huh?
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