The Coffee Room

[NeverSlender]

*Swiftly constructs a laser dragon.*

Let's find out.

[Guyshane]

No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan

[eli_gone_crazy]

No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan

It's okay, I'll help protect bob.
*hugs the dragon*

[Scarab]

No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan

It's okay, I'll help protect bob.
*hugs the dragon*

Yes, you really didn't think through this plan, frankly the dragon is the creature in here that I'm most worried about.

Let's all hug the dragon. Then get him out of the coffee room as quickly as possible.

[NeverSlender]

No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan

It's okay, I'll help protect bob.
*hugs the dragon*

Yes, you really didn't think through this plan, frankly the dragon is the creature in here that I'm most worried about.

Let's all hug the dragon. Then get him out of the coffee room as quickly as possible.

Is there really a "most" dangerous creature in here?

[Scarab]

Is there really a "most" dangerous creature in here?

There are certainly several competitors for the title and I think at least half of them are Metaguards.

[JackAlsworth]

I think least dangerous creature goes to me, seeing as my kill count is sitting determinedly at zero. All I want is a decent game of pool.

Speaking of, why did the balls all explode?

The only course of action is to blame Scarab again.

[Scarab]

I think least dangerous creature goes to me, seeing as my kill count is sitting determinedly at zero. All I want is a decent game of pool.

Speaking of, why did the balls all explode?

The only course of action is to blame Scarab again.

I don't see why it's always my fault when things explode, ESPECIALLY considering Sicon AND MImsy were both in the room at the exact same time. Now if you were blaming me for freezing everything in a hard ice shell...

[NeverSlender]

I think least dangerous creature goes to me, seeing as my kill count is sitting determinedly at zero. All I want is a decent game of pool.

Speaking of, why did the balls all explode?

The only course of action is to blame Scarab again.

I don't see why it's always my fault when things explode, ESPECIALLY considering Sicon AND MImsy were both in the room at the exact same time. Now if you were blaming me for freezing everything in a hard ice shell...

This may be the only place where ice could cause an explosion, so your still the main suspect.

[Scarab]

This may be the only place where ice could cause an explosion, so your still the main suspect.

Firstly, the correct grammar is 'you're'. Secondly, I haven't even had the ice wand out AT ALL today. Except for that brief time earlier on when I really, REALLY needed some ice for that drink. And nothing exploded.

...Probably.

[NeverSlender]

This may be the only place where ice could cause an explosion, so your still the main suspect.

Firstly, the correct grammar is 'you're'. Secondly, I haven't even had the ice wand out AT ALL today. Except for that brief time earlier on when I really, REALLY needed some ice for that drink. And nothing exploded.

...Probably.

Yay for grammar nazis. Goddamn it how did I miss that.

So it WAS you?

[Scarab]

Yay for grammar nazis. Goddamn it how did I miss that.

So it WAS you?

Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.

I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!

Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.

[NeverSlender]

Yay for grammar nazis. Goddamn it how did I miss that.

So it WAS you?

Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.

I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!

Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.

More evidence. It was definitely you.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey guys. Back for a bit. What happened while I was gone?

[JackAlsworth]

Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.

I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!

Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.

Eh, all right. It was a mistake anyone could make.

As to the second bit: do shards go flying everywhere when you do it? If yes, it's an explosion.

[Victin]

Hey guys. Back for a bit. What happened while I was gone?

Noooooo! He was already here!

*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*

...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?

BMG: Negastrife

Play? P-Play?

Do you think I'm here to play?

DO YOU?

YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!

ALL BUT A JOKE!

DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?

You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.

YOU DON'T!

Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?

Do you want to see what I'm capable of?

DO YOU!?

I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?

DO YOU!?

I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU ARE THE ONE playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~

YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING

YOU WILL SEE

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

EVERYTHIN

YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();

U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U

MY POWAH

MY POWEE

MY POWEЯ

MY POWER

MY POWER

"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"

[JackAlsworth]

Victin pretty much just summed it up, yeah.

[AMimsyBorogove]

...What is this I don't even. What HAPPENED while I was gone?! And where do I get that "Destroy the universe" function?! I WANT ONE!

[NeverSlender]

...What is this I don't even. What HAPPENED while I was gone?! And where do I get that "Destroy the universe" function?! I WANT ONE!

Taiwan.

[JackAlsworth]

...What is this I don't even. What HAPPENED while I was gone?! And where do I get that "Destroy the universe" function?! I WANT ONE!

I think Finch broke it. I forget how.

[Scarab]

Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.

I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!

Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.

Eh, all right. It was a mistake anyone could make.

As to the second bit: do shards go flying everywhere when you do it? If yes, it's an explosion.

Well they have on occasion, hang on a sec, lemme be sure...

*Charges up the ice wand and holds it to the nearest thing she can find which just so happens to be a glass of green stuff, whole arm glows bright blue white and the glass splinters into sharps of ice flying in every which way like projectile weapons*
...Yes. Yes they do.

I think Finch broke it. I forget how.

I think he hit it with something...

[Victin]

Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.

I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!

Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.

Eh, all right. It was a mistake anyone could make.

As to the second bit: do shards go flying everywhere when you do it? If yes, it's an explosion.

Well they have on occasion, hang on a sec, lemme be sure...

*Charges up the ice wand and holds it to the nearest thing she can find which just so happens to be a glass of green stuff, whole arm glows bright blue white and the glass splinters into sharps of ice flying in every which way like projectile weapons*
...Yes. Yes they do.

I think Finch broke it. I forget how.

I think he hit it with something...

He turned into a virus. But I didn't complain, because the ~ATH is a virus itself, that destroys the universe. Even time travel can't undo it.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Taiwan? Oh. That makes sense.

Anyway, just so long as he hit the "Ok" button.

*steps right in front of Scarab to avoid icicles, because Icicle Fall ~ Easy.*

[JackAlsworth]

Ah, here we go...

Transform.

(Turns into a virus)

(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)

And that's why we can't have nice things, folks. We don't update our firewalls enough.

[NeverSlender]

Ah, here we go...

Transform.

(Turns into a virus)

(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)

And that's why we can't have nice things, folks. We don't update our firewalls enough.

And because they're generally severely damaged by the daily rapture and removed by the reset button.