Re: The Coffee Room
*Swiftly constructs a laser dragon.*
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
Guyshane wrote:No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Guyshane wrote:No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan
It's okay, I'll help protect bob.
*hugs the dragon*
Scarab wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:Guyshane wrote:No leave Bob alone! I rescued him from an abusive family life and then I brought him here...on further reflection I don't think I really thought out this plan
It's okay, I'll help protect bob.
*hugs the dragon*
Yes, you really didn't think through this plan, frankly the dragon is the creature in here that I'm most worried about.
Let's all hug the dragon. Then get him out of the coffee room as quickly as possible.
NeverSlender wrote:Is there really a "most" dangerous creature in here?
JackAlsworth wrote:I think least dangerous creature goes to me, seeing as my kill count is sitting determinedly at zero. All I want is a decent game of pool.
Speaking of, why did the balls all explode?
The only course of action is to blame Scarab again.
Scarab wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:I think least dangerous creature goes to me, seeing as my kill count is sitting determinedly at zero. All I want is a decent game of pool.
Speaking of, why did the balls all explode?
The only course of action is to blame Scarab again.
I don't see why it's always my fault when things explode, ESPECIALLY considering Sicon AND MImsy were both in the room at the exact same time. Now if you were blaming me for freezing everything in a hard ice shell...
NeverSlender wrote:This may be the only place where ice could cause an explosion, so your still the main suspect.
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:This may be the only place where ice could cause an explosion, so your still the main suspect.
Firstly, the correct grammar is 'you're'. Secondly, I haven't even had the ice wand out AT ALL today. Except for that brief time earlier on when I really, REALLY needed some ice for that drink. And nothing exploded.
...Probably.
NeverSlender wrote:Yay for grammar nazis. Goddamn it how did I miss that.
So it WAS you?
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:Yay for grammar nazis. Goddamn it how did I miss that.
So it WAS you?
Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.
I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!
Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.
Scarab wrote:Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.
I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!
Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hey guys. Back for a bit. What happened while I was gone?
Victin wrote:Scarab wrote:Victin wrote:Noooooo! He was already here!
*Looks at you while chewing toast and listening to music*
...*Hands you a cue* Oh sorry, do you wanna play?
BMG: Negastrife
Play? P-Play?
Do you think I'm here to play?
DO YOU?
YOU THINK THIS ALL IS A JOKE!
ALL BUT A JOKE!
DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL BUT A CHILDISH JOKE!?
You underestimate my power. You don't know what I'm capable of. You don't know me.
YOU DON'T!
Do you want a taste of my power? Do you want a proof of my strength?
Do you want to see what I'm capable of?
DO YOU!?
I'm a watcher. I watch it since it was nothing but a single point in which there was everything. Since there was nothing.
I saw the universe grow. I will see the universe wither. I see everything. And you think I am playing?
DO YOU!?
I stand here watching, and yet you think I'm useless.
YOU ARE THE ONE playing~
YOU ARE THE ONE playing~
YOU WILL SEE WHO IS playing~
YOU WILL SEE WHO IS EVERYTHING
YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING
YOU WILL SEE
EVERYTHIN
EVERYTHIN
EVERYTHIN
YOU WILL SEE
~ATH(THIS) {
YOU ALL WILL SEE
// ADDITIONAL GRAVES...
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER
} EXECUTE(NULL);
YOU ALL WILL SEE MY POWER KILL YOU
THIS.DIE();
U ALL WILL C MY POWAH KILL U
MY POWAH
MY POWEE
MY POWEЯ
MY POWER
MY POWER
"HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR"
AMimsyBorogove wrote:...What is this I don't even. What HAPPENED while I was gone?! And where do I get that "Destroy the universe" function?! I WANT ONE!
AMimsyBorogove wrote:...What is this I don't even. What HAPPENED while I was gone?! And where do I get that "Destroy the universe" function?! I WANT ONE!
JackAlsworth wrote:Scarab wrote:Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.
I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!
Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.
Eh, all right. It was a mistake anyone could make.
As to the second bit: do shards go flying everywhere when you do it? If yes, it's an explosion.
JackAlsworth wrote:I think Finch broke it. I forget how.
Scarab wrote:JackAlsworth wrote:Scarab wrote:Sorry, that ones a pet peeve.
I was the first person to hit the cue ball! WHy would I have done that if I knew there was the slightest possibility of them blowing up! Hoenstly I don't even know where those balls came from!
Anyway, the Ice Wand kind of more... freezes things and then causes them to disintergrate from the inside out very quickly, it's not technically exploding.
Eh, all right. It was a mistake anyone could make.
As to the second bit: do shards go flying everywhere when you do it? If yes, it's an explosion.
Well they have on occasion, hang on a sec, lemme be sure...
*Charges up the ice wand and holds it to the nearest thing she can find which just so happens to be a glass of green stuff, whole arm glows bright blue white and the glass splinters into sharps of ice flying in every which way like projectile weapons*
...Yes. Yes they do.JackAlsworth wrote:I think Finch broke it. I forget how.
I think he hit it with something...
The Finch wrote:Transform.
(Turns into a virus)
(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)
JackAlsworth wrote:Ah, here we go...The Finch wrote:Transform.
(Turns into a virus)
(Destroys the option to destroy the universe)
And that's why we can't have nice things, folks. We don't update our firewalls enough.